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Title: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 04:53:49 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/the_new_era/caption_comp/ross_boatman&joe_beevers.jpg)


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 15, 2007, 08:55:35 AM
A blatant attempt to gain my vote has been made by the composer of the very last caption ... they obviously remembered my fondness for "little Britain" .  I voted....It worked.


PS. ITS NOT MY ENTRY !!


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: TightEnd on January 15, 2007, 11:29:42 AM
my entry appears to have been left out by editorial on the grounds that it went too far I expect. If you ask very nicely, I'll put it on this thread though. It was a certain winner, but probably would have had me banning myself


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 12:01:10 PM
my entry appears to have been left out by editorial on the grounds that it went too far I expect. If you ask very nicely, I'll put it on this thread though. It was a certain winner, but probably would have had me banning myself

Dearest Wonderful Tighty,

PLEASE tell us what your entry was.

We love you.

xxxxxxxxx


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: TightEnd on January 15, 2007, 12:17:15 PM
Such sincerity!!


" removed after I posted it, before a mod mods a mod lol"


its very funny though


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;

Yeah, right.


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: AndrewT on January 15, 2007, 01:37:58 PM
From looking at the photos from the Bolton GPT, it looks like Joe could be pointing at Praz Bansi.


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 04:27:33 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old'  ;angel;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: lazaroonie on January 15, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old'  ;angel;

exactly. describing TK as old is like describing the titanic as a bit wet....


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 06:12:32 PM
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin.  ;angel;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: AndrewT on January 15, 2007, 06:23:08 PM
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin.  ;angel;

Obviously Stephen Hawkin's class was the one for all the thick kids who couldn't spell Stephen Hawking.

Was that your class too, Snoopy?


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 06:26:21 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old'  ;angel;

exactly. describing TK as old is like describing the titanic as a bit wet....

....or Laz, as "plump".


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin.  ;angel;

Obviously Stephen Hawkin's class was the one for all the thick kids who couldn't spell Stephen Hawking.

Was that your class too, Snoopy?

Just do as your told and vote for the last one.  ;grr;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: thetank on January 15, 2007, 07:15:58 PM
Calabunga dudes, vote for the skateboard one.

Everybodies gone surfing, sufring USA. Look at him, he's balancing himself, vote for that one, it's the way forwards.


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
Calabunga dudes, vote for the skateboard one.

Everybodies gone surfing, sufring USA. Look at him, he's balancing himself, vote for that one, it's the way forwards.

Pft, encouraging people to vote for your own entry...

Desperation at it's most humiliating.

 ;ashamed;





Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: thetank on January 15, 2007, 07:19:20 PM
I don't want to win, just get more votes than Snoopy.

7th from the top people.


(daft anyway, as folk who read this thread will have already cast their vote.)


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 07:20:40 PM
The temptation to rig is oh so compelling.


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: thetank on January 15, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
You should have gone before we left the house. You'll just have to wait.


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: lazaroonie on January 15, 2007, 09:55:56 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

 rotflmfao Genius! ;tightend;

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old'  ;angel;

exactly. describing TK as old is like describing the titanic as a bit wet....

....or Laz, as "plump".

or TK as a bit brave....


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 16, 2007, 12:48:35 AM
Come on the last caption!!... 5 so far! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

Who ever it belongs to...  ;angel;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: kinboshi on January 16, 2007, 10:24:20 PM
...or you can vote for the best one.

 ;whistle;


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: Trace on January 17, 2007, 08:56:30 AM
Why can't we view results without voting?


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 18, 2007, 03:31:18 AM
Rhu
You know, you look exactly like that bloke there.

bobby1
Ross just couldnt stop looking at Joe's bogie

snoopy
Ross never could bring himself to confess his secret love for Joe.

Sheriff Fatman
Ross had learned to hide most of his tells, apart from "Joe, I really want to kiss you".

boldie
If that Tikay asks me to pull his finger once more I'll punch his F'ing lights out.

Splash
"Out looks cooler right??" "Why's Barnie got his tucked in then?"

james
"youve caught that finger pointing thing of tikay avent you ?"

james
look at that dog aving a shit.

james
"NEWS FLASH" Joe Beavers and Ross Boatman >gets an invite to celebrity come dancing...

james
is that one of them dogs,,,,,,,Ross replies ,,what a pointer....

james
LOOK AT HIM ! JUST FRIKIN LOOK AT HIM ! he allways lasts longer than us...(Ram obviously)

Paul Foltyn
Look, rams winning again, the rest of us should really learn how to do that

Asa McGrath
Ross gazes enviously at Joes robot dance

Poppet
"Do they really get THAT big?"... "Uh huh, want some?!"

claw75
Ross thinks - 'I've never noticed what Fabulous skin Joe has'

claw75
toothpicks are over there mate

Jimmy Doran
Yeah.. Okay,, It is me from Londons' Burning.

Tonji
Ross considers if its polite to lick Joe's ear in public!!!

Gareth Ower
Wonder why the cameraman wants me to point Ross. It must be for a caption compo!!!

T8MML
"your teeth landed over there Ross"

Kinboshi
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"


RichEO
After taking a knock on the head, Joe points Barney in the direction of the poker tables.

RichEO
This way Baby Boatman.

RichEO
After taking a knock on the head, Joe points Ross in the direction of the poker tables.

clive williams
if we bow that low, then maybe the nice boys from blue sq might sponsor us.

I KNOW IT
Theres the guy who cracked my AA with 74 o/s

Smart Money
At the Annual Hendon Mob Talent Show, runner-up Joe performs the now famous "Tikay anecdote stance" while Ross demonstrates the Stan Laurel impression that earned him first place.

Junglecat03
Ross contemplates moving in for the kill after noticing how attractive Joe's sparkly eyes are.

Canuck
Ross looked for escape as Joe kept talking about his new friends ' far out brownies'

KeithyB
Whilst visiting Madame Tussauds Barny Boatman is stunned by how lifelike the Joe Beevers waxwork is.

KeithyB
Barny: "Are you sure you're not the one that's my brother?"

KeithyB,
Joe: "Oi, Boatman that bins on fire!!" Barny: "I don't do that anymore!"

alan armitage
joe, i dont care wot they say i am better than ram ,ross yer right if you say so

thetank
FFS Joe, mom told you the skateboard was for outside only!

Matthew Herbert
God, you're gorgeous!

special k
are you having that last pie?

RED-DOG
Mind that dog shit Ross

ItsMrAlex2u
Sod the poker, check the melons out on the bird behind you !

Mark Forrester
That guy says we're a couple of 'Prima-donkies'

snoopy
Ross can't believe Joe's choice as the two try to find a winner for the 2007 Smallest Midget Contest

snoopy
Lou looks on in disbelief as Andy points to Ram's stack saying, "I want that one..."


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 18, 2007, 03:31:53 AM
Well done, kinboshi!

What would you rather win? - this week's caption comp or the Copenhagen EPT?...


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: Poppet7 on January 18, 2007, 05:46:29 AM
Well done Kinboshi


Title: Re: CC#16 POLL - VOTE NOW!
Post by: kinboshi on January 18, 2007, 10:20:54 AM
Well done, kinboshi!

What would you rather win? - this week's caption comp or the Copenhagen EPT?...

Both...?

 :dontask: