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Title: Singles Poker Night Post by: Poppet7 on January 15, 2007, 02:00:47 PM Mum just forwared this to me, not sure how she got it but...
A winning strategy for luck in love and cards Wednesday 31st January 2007 - 7pm Singles Poker Evening The Gutshot Bar and Restaurant 44-48 Clerkenwell Road London, EC1M 5PS £35 a ticket » Click here to buy your ticket and read more » Is your poker face better than your flirt face? » Or perhaps you've always wanted to learn how to play Texas Hold'em Poker... Well here's your chance to polish up your poker skills and flirt to your heart's content at a unique PARSHIP singles event. We've teamed up with the Gutshot Bar & Restaurant to create a great singles evening. You'll be taught the winning strategies of Texas Hold'em Poker before polishing your skills at the tables with other PARSHIP members. This new dating event, which takes place for the first time on Wednesday 31st January, will use a unique combination of chemistry and bluff to make singletons sizzle. What's more our dating expert Dr Victoria Lukats will be on hand to provide her top tips to create that all important poker face and improve their flirting skills. ABOUT THE EVENING PARSHIP.co.uk's Poker Evening is open to single men and women between the ages of 30 and 45. Spaces are limited to 15 men and 15 women. The evening will include: » Instruction in Texas Hold'em Poker from professional croupiers » Strategies of the game including bluffing, assessing probabilities, stealing the blinds and many more » Informal open play tournament » Complimentary drink » Flirting and bluffing instruction from PARSHIP's relationship expert Dr Victoria Lukats » Click here to buy your ticket and read more Why poker can be good for the heart Dr Victoria Lukats says. "An exciting game of poker is not dissimilar to the thrill of a first date. Hopefully we'll have a few love pairs." Join PARSHIP for a very special evening - and you might get lucky in love and cards. With best regards PARSHIP.co.uk I won't be going cos I'm too young! Just thought I'd let you all know about it :) Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 02:04:45 PM "...our Dating Expert"...
WHAT?! Whatever next? £35 for a "dating Expert".......what is the world coming to? Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Colchester Kev on January 15, 2007, 02:06:01 PM "...our Dating Expert"... WHAT?! Whatever next? £35 for a "dating Expert".......what is the world coming to? Oh hark at grumpy bollox, just cos he is too old to go :D :D :D Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Poppet7 on January 15, 2007, 02:06:52 PM LOL!
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 02:08:12 PM "...our Dating Expert"... WHAT?! Whatever next? £35 for a "dating Expert".......what is the world coming to? Oh hark at grumpy bollox, just cos he is too old to go :D :D :D Shut it. And I'm well within the age limit. Dating Expert indeed. Where do they qualify to be a "dating Expert" ffs? Under a palm tree? Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Colchester Kev on January 15, 2007, 02:10:41 PM "...our Dating Expert"... WHAT?! Whatever next? £35 for a "dating Expert".......what is the world coming to? Oh hark at grumpy bollox, just cos he is too old to go :D :D :D Shut it. And I'm well within the age limit. Dating Expert indeed. Where do they qualify to be a "dating Expert" ffs? Under a palm tree? Come on Grandad, we know how easily the word "expert" is bandied about ... I mean Sporting odds have YOU down as their POKER EXPERT :D :D :D :D :D Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: RED-DOG on January 15, 2007, 02:11:04 PM I will have you know that I am a dating expert. My services are free, just tell me what you want to know.
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: action man on January 15, 2007, 02:12:08 PM fancy it kev, u can brag about the singapore event and i can get them pissed, should be a knock-in after that
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 02:13:45 PM "...our Dating Expert"... WHAT?! Whatever next? £35 for a "dating Expert".......what is the world coming to? Oh hark at grumpy bollox, just cos he is too old to go :D :D :D Shut it. And I'm well within the age limit. Dating Expert indeed. Where do they qualify to be a "dating Expert" ffs? Under a palm tree? Come on Grandad, we know how easily the word "expert" is bandied about ... I mean Sporting odds have YOU down as their POKER EXPERT :D :D :D :D :D Bugger. You got me there. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: kinboshi on January 15, 2007, 02:15:13 PM fancy it kev, u can brag about the singapore event and i can get them pissed, should be a knock-in after that Kev is verbal rohypnol. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Colchester Kev on January 15, 2007, 02:15:49 PM fancy it kev, u can brag about the singapore event and i can get them pissed, should be a knock-in after that 35 notes for a free drink and no guarantee of a score ... no ta. I would rather spend the money on a poker lesson from tikay !!! Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: action man on January 15, 2007, 02:17:41 PM i don't mean the birds i mean knock in to win the comp, if i wanted to pull a bird for 35 sovs id have another venue more local in mind
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: kinboshi on January 15, 2007, 02:23:51 PM i don't mean the birds i mean knock in to win the comp, if i wanted to pull a bird for 35 sovs id have another venue more local in mind You live near King's Cross? :dontask: Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: TightEnd on January 15, 2007, 02:29:43 PM i don't mean the birds i mean knock in to win the comp, if i wanted to pull a bird for 35 sovs id have another venue more local in mind You live near King's Cross? :dontask: no, he lives near Elevenerife! Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: tikay on January 15, 2007, 02:39:46 PM fancy it kev, u can brag about the singapore event and i can get them pissed, should be a knock-in after that 35 notes for a free drink and no guarantee of a score ... no ta. I would rather spend the money on a poker lesson from tikay !!! I'd have to charge you extra Kev. Hopeless case, & all that, see? But I'd do you 1-to-1. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: HarlemShuffle on January 15, 2007, 03:34:57 PM I will have you know that I am a dating expert. My services are free, just tell me what you want to know. when's the next leap year? Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Eyeofsauron on January 15, 2007, 09:38:46 PM Is it strip poker? ;kev;
I'd go, but I can't think of anything worse when trying to impress a lovely lady, by talking about poker! Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: barhell on January 15, 2007, 09:42:27 PM Or having her take all your chips
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: raab11 on January 16, 2007, 02:56:24 AM fancy it kev, u can brag about the singapore event and i can get them pissed, should be a knock-in after that 35 notes for a free drink and no guarantee of a score ... no ta. I would rather spend the money on a poker lesson from tikay !!! I'd have to charge you extra Kev. Hopeless case, & all that, see? But I'd do you 1-to-1. Everybody IS at it!!!! Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: RED-DOG on January 16, 2007, 03:03:48 AM I will have you know that I am a dating expert. My services are free, just tell me what you want to know. when's the next leap year? Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: suzanne on January 16, 2007, 03:23:12 AM DARN IT!!!
I dont qualify by a few (hundred) days!! Maybe next year ;sark; Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Zebediah on January 17, 2007, 09:41:02 AM Well the 15 blokes that turn up can always have a SNG between them while waiting for all the ladies who all obviously missed their buses.
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: tikay on January 17, 2007, 11:37:33 AM £35 for a DATING EXPERT! Are you all MAD?
What is a "Dating Expert", & where do they qualify to become an expert? Jeez, talk about one born every minute. Anyone who pays £35 to see a self-professed "Dating Expert" needs their head read. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: RED-DOG on January 17, 2007, 11:44:05 AM £35 for a DATING EXPERT! Are you all MAD? What is a "Dating Expert", & where do they qualify to become an expert? Jeez, talk about one born every minute. Anyone who pays £35 to see a self-professed "Dating Expert" needs their head read. I can read heads. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: bobby1 on January 17, 2007, 11:56:39 AM someone please make those mental images stop.......
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Mango99 on January 18, 2007, 07:56:07 PM It's pretty hard to meet eligible ladies in the poker scene, so I think this sounds like a good idea, and a good laugh :)
£35 for a dating expert? Bargain!! Though, having said that, I've been trying to persaude a certain poker magazine that I'd cover this event for them if they pay my expenses (incl. beer!) ;) At least that way I'll have an excuse to be there if I'm spotted!.. Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Dingdell on January 18, 2007, 08:52:54 PM Sod whether they are single - sounds like they don't play poker - lets all go down and take some money off them.... ;D
Title: Re: Singles Poker Night Post by: Indestructable on January 18, 2007, 09:06:45 PM Doctor lurve should be giving plenty of advice on raising your stack and when to go all in. ;whistle;
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