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im p155ed of i am trying to connect laptop to internet with/some.,.,.type of 3g tmobile//i dont frikin know card it is shaped like this shape i hope its big enough.,.,im .,.,.,really fustrated.,.,.,.,i need to know what to look for on line i didnt realise it would be th hard my laptop is new it is a                     fujitsu siemens amilo pro 14 inch
someone please help me .,.,.,.,.,.now i cant frikin paint it sojr bntigkhwviehwociytxcnvoiwtgybzwntgwntgwc.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..help

Looks like a keyboard problem to me.....

lol Tikay

Hope someone who knows their 3G from their 42DDs comes along to help you soon sofa.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

i hope you got my text.,.,..,.,,glad you lost the weekend.,.,.,.,.,dik head

fuk wheres that guy from p4c?pc world

Literally in stitches!

Don't know why it tickled me, but it did -  although for 'official' purposes, I feel your pain and I hope someone can give you the assistance you require. :)

I just spoke to sofa-king. He talks like he types........

frikin

thats  it .,.,.,.no help ever again, when your on the floor after a good shoeing.,.,.,.,i will say NO.,.,.,., i will not help you.,.,.,.,.,coz you never helped me ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,NEMSIS would help if he was online.,.,.,

I agree, Nem would be there in a flash.

I love you James. Truly.

i remember years ago when the war was on if you needed help all you had to do was ask on blonde/...,.,..,.remember the beatles wrote a song for blonde HELP! well thats is im done on this site unless someone helps.,.,.,.i dont even care if they tell me lies,..,.,,.but anything will do.,,..,,...,

Take that funny shaped card get it roughly where you think it goes then get a hammer and hit it as hard as you can

Someone will sort it for you James. But it's only been up 20 minutes.....

DONT YOU START ITLL GO RIGHT UP YOUR BLOWER

they are here

James, did the 3G card come with a CD?

and iaint even got the frikin card coz noone knows what one it is coz i dont know the frikin shape

to start does it look like this?

(http://img.kelkoo.com/uk/medium/768/914/30072638097300897751278134323841914768.jpg)

Whats the model number of the card?

Have you inserted the SIM Card into the "cassette"?

Does your card look like this?


http://www.itreviews.co.uk/hardware/h592.htm

Bongos here! Youll be sorted now.

James, just follow these simple steps

1: Go out and sell a sofa.

2: Pay someone to sort it for you.

it looks a bit like this but the corner is cut off it ,,,THAT IS WHAT WOULD FIT BUT I AINT GOT ONE YET COZ I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO ASK FOR MATE .,.,i have asked for to con me the internet on a contract thingy for £29 a month but noone can get me a card that fits my new uptodate modern laptop m8,.,.,..,.,.,,.,,..,,,,..,.

Go into the Vodafone shop, take your lappy with you. Tell them yo will buy one if they will get it working for you first.

It's called a 3G datacard. see the link I posted.

as i said allmy mates have got these shaped ones .,.,.,.,but i need one like this with the corner cut off so it fits mate.,,.,seriously are you all joking with me coz im fik??????

like the middle one?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/PCCard-ExpressCard.png)

i wanna do it now online the shops dont carry live stock ive phoned them

fukfukfufkfufkfufkfufkfuffkfufkfufkyes

http://www.3g.co.uk/PR/Jan2007/4105.htm (http://www.3g.co.uk/PR/Jan2007/4105.htm)

Think this is what you want.

I never confuse education with inteligence James. I have a brother who can't tell a letter A from a bulls foot, but he's as sharp as a razor.

I had loads of probs setting my card up, but once they're sorted they're great.

youda fooookin mannnnnnn you wannn see my missus naked?????web cam for free?????
then what is it called and where can i get one i love you

Bad news is, i dont think there available yet in the uk.
Not 100% sure.
Seems there just launching them.

mfi posted this yesterday in another thread:
http://www.data-card.co.uk/?gclid=CMrWkuni1okCFTAnMAodAVYZ1Q

USB data card, should work for you.

thanks a lot  for your help.,.,., i just cant understand,.,.,i bought a new laptop friday and i cant get it on line ive been to 2 carphone warehouses they were thicker than me on this stuff.,.,and comet keep saying they are easy to get,.,.,well fook me i said recomend 1
ive had a fuk full ofit .,.,.,tbh.,.,.,but thanks for looking for me.,.,.atleast i know i need a express card/54 whatever that is lol.,.,.,.,do the sim card go inside the express card then???? thnx.,.,.,.

Yes

will this fit my slot tractor????

anyone know.,.,.can i put a tmobile sim in this one in the middle??

Express card 34 or 54 will fit.
As Bongo said the USB one from Vodphone would work too.

I have a recurring dream.

The US government cut their spending on the space programme, so they had to lower their hiring standards somewhat. I even got a gig, doing the night shift over at mission control. We are overseeing the latest manned misssion to Mars or something.

All of a sudden, there is a problem with the fusey-wotsit. It comes loose and flies all over the place, hitting people over the head and leaking Noxic Flugon gas everywhere. Without exception, all the astronauts are rendered unconcious.

Dreadful news, because in all the confusion, some major damage was done to the ship. This includes the life support mechanism. Unless it gets manually re-booted, everyone on board the craft will perish.

The only person still concious, who can still save the day, is blondes own sofa_king. He was brought up by the yanks to investigate the effect of space on Welsh people. My job is to explain the procedure, we have 25 minutes to work together and rescue the crew.

Audio and visual communications are down, the only way we can speak to each other and rectify the situation is by some sort of text based e-mail.

Is it any wonder I toss and turn in my sleep?

"i dont frikin know card it is shaped like this shape i hope its big enough.,.,im .,.,.,really fustrated.,.,.,.,"

Eh, Houston.....we have a problem.

I'm a big fan really.  :)up

You crack me up.

whatever the problem is tell em too fook off,.,.,.im busy tring to sort out my cardthingy   BOOM the world ignites.,.,.,.in a big huge ball of fire.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,,boll0x wheres my card!!!!!!!

last thing mate where did you get them pics from of the express cards please.,.,.,.,.thnx

I just used google images and searched for express cards.

thnx i will try

Sofa, you've done better than me - I bought the card the same day I ordered a laptop that didn't have a fecking pcmia slot at all.... so was paying £25 a month for a service I couldn't use. ;djinn; ;noflopshomer;

I ended up giving the £600 laptop to my wee sister & buying a £300 one off ebay for me, THEN they bring out the USB one that ifm posted about which would have worked fine!  ;frustrated;

As the express cards seem to only be out in Portugal, I'd suggest you get the usb one ifm posted about in the other thread. The good thing with that one is you know you can use it on any computer - so if your desktop internet connection goes down you could use the 3G card on a usb port to get online . Good luck.

thnx but i think im gonna throw the laptop through the comet window in the next 30 mins.,.,.,.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in Comet's Cardiff Branch this morning.......

http://www.data-card.co.uk/?gclid=CMrWkuni1okCFTAnMAodAVYZ1Q (http://www.data-card.co.uk/?gclid=CMrWkuni1okCFTAnMAodAVYZ1Q)

Order the usb one online - comet are worse than useless on this kind of thing.

BTW - you may find you struggle getting connected - I did in my flat until I complained to Vodafone & they increased the bandwidth to my nearest mobile base station - never had a problem since.

you know the usb thing i dont know which 1 to get £25  a month or £45  whats the diffrence.,.,.,okokokokok£20 lol
which one you got rod?is the 25 one ok for playing online?
fuk i just thought i will get the cheap one coz when im at home i can use my own built in wireless thing lmao andif i got any bulk mailing i need to do i can do it when i get home on my wireless con in the house .,.,please say this works rod/././.

I use the £25 (+ vat) - which gives you 250M - I use this for playing online and browsing blonde and a couple of football forums - I've never hit the 250M limit, you may play more than me, but if it's not your only link & you've got wireless at home to do the high volume stuff (downloading poker sites/upgrades, emailing etc) then I'd expect the £25 to be plenty, and if you get the usb, you've got a backup if your home broadband goes down.

Vodafone will upgrade you to the £45 happily if you're regularly passing the 250M anyway. Start with the cheap one.

thnx i think im done wd all who helped.,.,.,im still going to put something through the comet window for selling.,.,.,me a pack of lies.,.,.,thnx all +rod

Comets have windows?

Just Came back from the worst interview I have ever managed to f*ck up in all my life and read this.


Thank you Sofa you have had me in stitches, absolute comic genius  ;tightend;