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Title: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: jjandellis on January 17, 2007, 09:17:06 PM
I was playing an MTT on Pokerstars the other night when I got caught up in a bit of banter with some Yanks. In short I believed I was being bullied but eventually came over the top to take down a nice juicy pot!

Anyway the banter continued and the Yanks said something like this...

Yank A: Thats what make me laugh about the way the Brits bet...

Yank B: Oh yeah?

Me(!): Whys that then (obviously feeling an insult coming on)

Yank A: They all got entire game...

Anyway asked them what it meant and they kinda chuckled and kept waffling on unintelligable cr*p the way Yanks do.

But this has bugged me a little. Is that a comliment or (more as I suspect) an insult???

   4h 7h  (todays favourite hand!!!)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Nem on January 17, 2007, 09:18:09 PM
Turn chat off


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 09:23:30 PM
Probably an insult, turn chat off.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Royal Flush on January 17, 2007, 09:45:16 PM
kept waffling on unintelligable cr*p the way Yanks do.

Yeah damn them yanks they have never done anything intelligent....


(http://bh.knu.ac.kr/~sdsong/images/Atomic%20Bomb.gif)




(http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://www.kidscosmos.org/kid-stuff/graphics/lunar-land-1.jpg&usg=__IYpGEkqlrKDnOpvUuTbfmCbLzRY=)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: MrsLime on January 17, 2007, 10:07:57 PM
kept waffling on unintelligable cr*p the way Yanks do.

Yeah damn them yanks they have never done anything intelligent....


(http://bh.knu.ac.kr/~sdsong/images/Atomic%20Bomb.gif)

not sure i understand your point... but i wouldn't credit the atom bomb solely to the americans


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 10:12:11 PM
An American discovered the positron.

I haven't even discovered the positron yet.

Nuff respect


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Royal Flush on January 17, 2007, 10:13:02 PM
Fair point, however i think its fair to say they were the major players.

My point is obvious surely?


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 10:19:35 PM
I have now discovered the positron.

An American was first though


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 10:24:16 PM
An American also discovered the cyclotron

I'm not even going to attempt to discover the cyclotron.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Djinn on January 17, 2007, 10:37:19 PM
I discovered the worldofTron in the 80s...there was a ride in Disneyland based on it.  Americans built Disneyland too.  All credit for Space Mountain.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: NoflopsHomer on January 17, 2007, 10:53:43 PM
I discovered Tron 2.0 last week.

The in-game sniper rifle was called a "LOL".

Oh, and I was the blue light cycle.

(http://www.itreviews.co.uk/graphics/normal/games/g129.jpg)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 17, 2007, 10:56:08 PM
NURSE!!!!


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: MadYank on January 17, 2007, 11:01:23 PM
I invented the question mark!

(http://www.capitalwell.com/images/QUESTION%20MARK.jpg)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: bhoywonder on January 17, 2007, 11:39:53 PM
wow

surreal post

more please


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 17, 2007, 11:56:58 PM
I invented yak adhesive remover.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:01:42 AM
I invented yak adhesive remover.

i have a "YAK" too. could you remove him for me. He never ever lets go of the remote and is always looking at hairy naked cattle on the net. Is pissing me off flat out!


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: NoflopsHomer on January 18, 2007, 12:03:15 AM
I saw my doppelganger performing as a backing singer for the Estonian entry in the Eurovision Song Contest in 2001.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: TightEnd on January 18, 2007, 12:03:49 AM
I saw my doppelganger performing as a backing singer for the Estonian entry in the Eurovision Song Contest in 2001.


was that the tranny one?


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: bhoywonder on January 18, 2007, 12:04:03 AM
i met bernie clifton once


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:06:22 AM
I once saw a monkey in a lift


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 18, 2007, 12:09:05 AM
I've never seen a Nessie in a zoo.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 18, 2007, 12:10:29 AM
I've seen a house fly.



Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:12:18 AM
ive seen an ear wig!


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 18, 2007, 12:12:39 AM
Can a match box?


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:13:31 AM
can a tv stand


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 18, 2007, 12:14:00 AM
no, but a tin can


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 18, 2007, 12:15:06 AM
I've seen a sausage roll


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:16:23 AM
ive seen an anteater ant! (CANNIBALS)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 18, 2007, 12:16:48 AM
I saw a big ginger cock fly over a gate


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:18:25 AM
Ive seen 2 tits fighting over a garden fence, over a mouthful of nuts!


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 18, 2007, 12:19:16 AM
I've smelled moth balls


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:21:06 AM
Ive licked a girraffes privates


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:21:45 AM
oops got a bit carried away in the moment there!


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: TightEnd on January 18, 2007, 12:29:00 AM
oops got a bit carried away in the moment there!


tis ok. As you are Welsh no one batted an eyelid at the thought of you and a giraffe.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: RED-DOG on January 18, 2007, 12:33:33 AM
See Yank. This is the subtle British humour you Americans don't understand.  ::)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: MadYank on January 18, 2007, 12:35:57 AM
See Yank. This is the subtle British humour you Americans don't understand.  ::)

Huh?


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 01:35:25 PM
oops got a bit carried away in the moment there!


tis ok. As you are Welsh no one batted an eyelid at the thought of you and a giraffe.

How dare you! You have really oofended my gf with that statement!

(Come on dolly get back in the pen!)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: matt674 on January 18, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
I once saw a monkey in a lift

I fail to see how this is either surreal or unusual...... 

;D


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: boldie on January 18, 2007, 02:08:00 PM
I once saw a monkey in a lift

I fail to see how this is either surreal or unusual...... 

;D

because it was the bell hop


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: matt674 on January 18, 2007, 02:12:23 PM
because it was the bell hop

In my bestest Monkey Tom Jones impersonation.............

"its not unusual"

We even had a toy made for you humans to buy!! ;)


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Doc Bok on January 19, 2007, 01:15:00 PM
I've seen butter fly


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Doc Bok on January 19, 2007, 01:15:34 PM
I've even seen a dragon fly


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Doc Bok on January 19, 2007, 01:17:16 PM
And if Tikay ever wins a tourney i might even see pigs fly
 ;hide; 


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: thetank on January 19, 2007, 01:19:01 PM
I've seen a monk fish


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: Doc Bok on January 19, 2007, 01:22:57 PM
we've all seen a devil fish


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: MadYank on January 19, 2007, 05:25:59 PM
I've seen trees bark


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2007, 12:47:22 PM
And if Tikay ever wins a tourney i might even see pigs fly
 ;hide; 

I've won literally DOZENS, check out my entry on any Poker Database.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2007, 12:48:08 PM
And if Tikay ever wins a tourney i might even see pigs fly
 ;hide; 

I've won literally DOZENS, check out my entry on any Poker Database.

Strike that. Two actually, if we just counting Fessie Events.


Title: Re: Compliment or Insult?????????
Post by: tikay on January 20, 2007, 12:48:32 PM
And if Tikay ever wins a tourney i might even see pigs fly
 ;hide; 

I've won literally DOZENS, check out my entry on any Poker Database.

Strike that. Two actually, if we just counting Fessie Events.


Though they were both 4 way chops.....