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Title: Poker players do it.....
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 11:45:30 PM
The old gags....

Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.

Astro-Physicists do it in black holes.

Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.

Economists do it with models.

Mathematicians do it at the right angle.




Anyone got some decent ones for poker? (or anything else for that matter)





Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 11:51:35 PM
Poker players are slaves to all the standard deviations?


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: bhoywonder on January 17, 2007, 11:54:29 PM
poker players get TURNed on even after a flop

i'll get ma jacket


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: thetank on January 17, 2007, 11:56:15 PM
STT players try to avoid flops.

or

STT players mostly do it pre-flop.


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: KingPoker on January 17, 2007, 11:56:56 PM
poker players dont put it all in til they can see the nuts!!!


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: Royal Flush on January 18, 2007, 12:01:19 AM
Omaha players often take it through the backdoor.....


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: bhoywonder on January 18, 2007, 12:01:44 AM
STT players try to avoid flops.

flops are a dirrect result of STD's


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: TightEnd on January 18, 2007, 12:02:33 AM
Hi Lo poker players try to swing both ways


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:04:51 AM
Limit players like to control how much they put in!


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: thetank on January 18, 2007, 12:07:44 AM
Stud players like their best bits in the hole.


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: TightEnd on January 18, 2007, 12:08:27 AM
Stud players like their best bits in the hole.


wired preferably


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: Tonji on January 18, 2007, 12:10:30 AM
poker players do it with their own hand


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:17:13 AM
Pokerplayers do it online and over the table


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: thetank on January 18, 2007, 12:19:06 AM
There's no skill involved when Gutshot players do it.


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: KingPoker on January 18, 2007, 12:22:50 AM
pokerplayers sometimes find it hard to decide when to put it all in


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: rudders on January 18, 2007, 01:38:04 AM
poker players flop it staight in when they see 2 pair, get flushed, then fold meekly when what was the(ir) nuts get crushed


Title: Re: Poker players do it.....
Post by: AndrewT on January 18, 2007, 10:34:19 AM
Due to variance, poker players do it badly today, but assure you they do it well in the long run.