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Title: Death Clock Post by: Nem on January 24, 2007, 12:55:48 PM When are you going to die...?
www.deathclock.com Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: tantrum on January 24, 2007, 12:59:43 PM Monday, october 23, 2045
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Nem on January 24, 2007, 01:01:12 PM Monday, october 23, 2045 Are you a skinny smoker aged 18? Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: tantrum on January 24, 2007, 01:02:43 PM skinny smoker - but older - something wrong with this clock!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: kinboshi on January 24, 2007, 01:04:49 PM Saturday, February 22, 2059
Doesn't ask if you have any terminal illness though (which could be an influencing factor here I would have thought :dontask:). Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: AndrewT on January 24, 2007, 01:07:06 PM July 2048.
I told my friend Ahmed about this site and he said he was going to die tomorrow morning. I told him he must have filled it out wrong but he seems quite certain. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Ginger on January 24, 2007, 01:08:12 PM Clocks broken I think lol:
Saturday, September 15, 2063. 1,849,535,814 seconds to live. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: matt674 on January 24, 2007, 01:10:04 PM I dont need the clock because i knew already - i have just under 5 years left apparently.
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: boldie on January 24, 2007, 01:10:27 PM lmao @Andrew..
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 02:20:57 PM How come body mass goes no lower than 25 ??? , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that .
Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060 , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable ;) Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: TheWhisper on January 24, 2007, 02:23:30 PM 25/01/2007 :dontask:
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: AndrewT on January 24, 2007, 02:24:25 PM How come body mass goes no lower than 25 ??? , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that . Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060 , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable ;) I assume because it's only at 25 that it begins to negatively affect you healthwise. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 02:25:16 PM Ahhhhh , thanks for that Andrew :)
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: AndrewT on January 24, 2007, 02:30:07 PM Ahhhhh , thanks for that Andrew :) At least it meant you could tell everyone how your BMI is only 19 :) Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Zebediah on January 24, 2007, 02:37:00 PM 2044 must get hit by a car or something
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 02:37:45 PM I simply wanted to know why i couldn't enter my bmi , shame i haven't a brain your size i guess ;angel;
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Swordpoker on January 24, 2007, 02:39:44 PM Last Tuesday
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Sark79 on January 24, 2007, 03:44:07 PM Saturday, October 11, 2053
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: ericstoner on January 24, 2007, 03:51:14 PM Jan 2055.............way to go 97 years old.
I'll give the first person who responds £1000 if I make it, Tikey need not apply.......................he'll be long gone!!! Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2007, 04:00:04 PM Tuesday, August 14, 2040 That'll please my ex - it's her birthday :D Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Nem on January 24, 2007, 04:07:20 PM Sunday, May 1, 2067
Seconds left to live... 1,901,710,700 If you're a fat, sadistic smoker, you're fucked! Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Longy on January 24, 2007, 04:09:57 PM Monday 28th August 2051. Which in some ways is good a Monday so i have the weekend and the summer of 2051 to enjoy before i go, but it will before the end of the 2051 Ashes (which i predict will be the next one we win) and at the start of the football season, rubbish.
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: AndrewT on January 24, 2007, 04:17:07 PM Monday 28th August 2051. Which in some ways is good a Monday so i have the weekend and the summer of 2051 to enjoy before i go, but it will before the end of the 2051 Ashes (which i predict will be the next one we win) and at the start of the football season, rubbish. Bank Holiday Monday as well - see if you can hold out till Tuesday. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: M3boy on January 24, 2007, 04:17:15 PM How come body mass goes no lower than 25 ??? , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that . Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060 , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable ;) Not THAT many years , mine is 9th September 2037 Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 04:35:19 PM How come body mass goes no lower than 25 ??? , mine was 19 so cant get an accurate reading by that . Tried with the bmi at 25 and i'm dying on Tuesday, August 17, 2060 , so i have a few years to make Pauls life miserable ;) Not THAT many years , mine is 9th September 2037 Its ok babe , i'll get you stuffed and abuse you in other ways ;D Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: whufc65 on January 24, 2007, 05:01:41 PM I preferred this one, I get to live an extra 16 years
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=16119.0 Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: tantrum on January 24, 2007, 05:33:52 PM Quote I preferred this one, I get to live an extra 16 years http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=16119.0 Yep got 15 years more:) Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Nem on January 24, 2007, 05:34:48 PM Sunday, May 1, 2067 Seconds left to live... 1,901,710,700 If you're a fat, sadistic smoker, you're fucked! When you will die: Tuesday March 26, 2058, at age of 78. Where you will die: In Patient 43.60% Nursing Home 23.80% Residence 21.60% Out Patient/ ER 6.30% Other places 2.30% Dead on Arrival 1.00% Status unknown 0.00% Place unknown 0.00% How you will die: Heart disease 31.40% Malignant cancer 23.60% All other causes 16.70% Stroke 8.10% Lower respiratory disease 6.80% Diabetes 3.20% Influenza and pneumonia 2.80% Alzheimer's disease 2.50% Kidney disease 1.80% Accidents 1.70% Blood poisoning 1.40% Who died on March 26: 2002 - Drummer, Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue - Randy Castillo, dies at 51, cancer 1995 - Rap musician, N.W.A. - Eric "Eazy E" Wright, dies at 31, aids 1990 - Fashion designer - Halston, dies at 57, aids Got 9 years less Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: thetank on January 24, 2007, 05:37:39 PM April 12th 2007
Dammit, less time to play those STTs now. :( Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: M3boy on January 24, 2007, 05:38:15 PM Yep, I prefer that one as well ;)
When you will die: Thursday July 24, 2053, at age of 82. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Poppet7 on January 24, 2007, 05:48:50 PM I've done this before, May 22nd 2066 :(
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 08:11:29 PM Yep, I prefer that one as well ;) Ok , Thursday September 13, 2057, at age of 90.When you will die: Thursday July 24, 2053, at age of 82. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: MadYank on January 24, 2007, 08:18:15 PM Interesting that "pessimism/depression" shaves about 20 years off life whereas smoking only shaves 11 years.
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Royal Flush on January 24, 2007, 08:29:39 PM Tuesday, July 6, 2055 (i beat M3 on that last longer.....)
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: charmaine on January 24, 2007, 09:15:03 PM Tuesday, July 6, 2055 (i beat M3 on that last longer.....) Ahhhhh , but he is alot older than you !! ;DTitle: Re: Death Clock Post by: ChipRich on January 24, 2007, 09:23:20 PM April 12th 2007 PMSL rotflmfaoDammit, less time to play those STTs now. :( Ive got till 2072 to be fair, not bad, 84 years old! Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: UpTheMariners on January 24, 2007, 09:38:17 PM Saturday, June 12, 2083
five days before my birthday thats sad.... Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: ChipRich on January 24, 2007, 09:43:27 PM Good effort there, so ull b 99...thats unfortunate!lol
Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Indestructable on January 24, 2007, 09:55:25 PM 2042 so another 35 years to go
goallllllllll sorry wromg thread Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: barhell on January 24, 2007, 10:08:17 PM May 2nd 2046, aged 72 on this threads version.
June 7, 2051, at age of 77 on the second one. Title: Re: Death Clock Post by: Eyeofsauron on January 25, 2007, 12:21:11 AM This does not look good..... Wednesday, March 18, 2009.
The funny thing was last week at work, one of my work mates came up to me and exclaimed "Are you well? You look like you're about ready to die!" I felt really great after that.... NOT! The truth which I dare not tell anyone at work is I really don't feel well at all. :( |