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Title: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: RED-DOG on January 26, 2007, 06:11:38 PM
Time to set the record straight.

Matt is not really a monkey.

Kev does not exsist soley on pies.

Snoopy's shoes are not really pink.

Charmaine is not a nudist.

Sark is not totally insane.

Flushie is not gay.

The nun is not a nymphomaniac.

Chilli is not a man.

tikay is not that old.

Tightend is not the tightest player in the world.

I am not a sex god.



Ok, ok. but Matt is definately not a monkey!



Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 26, 2007, 06:19:13 PM
Time to set the record straight.

Matt is not really a monkey.   Try telling him that !!

Kev does not exsist soley on pies.   Correct, i drink Jack Daniels as well

Snoopy's shoes are not really pink.  Oh yes they bloody are !!

Charmaine is not a nudist.    Which is a shame

Sark is not totally insane.      The Jury is out on this one

Flushie is not gay.         But his Boyfriend is

The nun is not a nymphomaniac.   just a nymph

Chilli is not a man.   which is why Flushy doesnt fancy her

tikay is not that old.  Not compared to moses

Tightend is not the tightest player in the world. But he will happily pass QQ preflop to a limper

I am not a sex god.    Agreed



Ok, ok. but Matt is definately not a monkey!




Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: Sark79 on January 26, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
lol 


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 26, 2007, 08:19:22 PM

Snoopy's shoes are not really pink.


 ;thankyou;


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: The Baron on January 26, 2007, 08:26:48 PM
Time to set the record straight.

Matt is not really a monkey.   Try telling him that !!

Kev does not exsist soley on pies.   Correct, i drink Jack Daniels as well

Snoopy's shoes are not really pink.  Oh yes they bloody are !!

Charmaine is not a nudist.    Which is a shame

Sark is not totally insane.      The Jury is out on this one

Flushie is not gay.         But his Boyfriend is

The nun is not a nymphomaniac.   just a nymph

Chilli is not a man.   which is why Flushy doesnt fancy her

tikay is not that old.  Not compared to moses

Tightend is not the tightest player in the world. But he will happily pass QQ preflop to a limper

I am not a sex god.    Agreed



Ok, ok. but Matt is definately not a monkey!




PMSL!!!


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: TightEnd on January 26, 2007, 10:18:04 PM
definitely not the tightest player in the world.... ;flushy; ;flushy; ;flushy;

MTT Table 3 15126277-56 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Hand Start.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 1 : budbear has $3,725
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has $2,970
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 3 : zzzzz1963 has $5,685
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 4 : PokerDragon has $3,210
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 5 : probes75 has $5,380
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has $3,460
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 7 : fifty500 has $5,000
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 8 : wrighty1980 has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 9 : ElPokero has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : probes75 is the dealer.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : asswiperito posted small blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : fifty500 posted big blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Game [56] started with 9 players.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:14:09] : wrighty1980 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:12] : ElPokero folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:18] : budbear folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:19] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : Tight End called 200 and raised 400
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : zzzzz1963 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:30] : PokerDragon folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:33] : probes75 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:36] : asswiperito called 500
[Jan 26 22:14:39] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:41] : fifty500 called 400
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Dealing flop.
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s]
[Jan 26 22:14:45] : asswiperito checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:53] : fifty500 checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:59] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:01] : Tight End bet 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:07] : asswiperito called 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : fifty500 folded.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Dealing turn.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c]
[Jan 26 22:15:13] : asswiperito bet 1,760 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Tight End called 1,270 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Showdown!
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:20] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 54 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c Jc]
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : asswiperito has Two Pair: 7s and 5s
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End has Straight 76543
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End wins 6,540 with Straight 76543
 


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: charmaine on January 26, 2007, 10:20:09 PM
If i ever come out the closet Kev , you will be the first to know  ;D


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: Nem on January 26, 2007, 10:21:21 PM
definitely not the tightest player in the world.... ;flushy; ;flushy; ;flushy;

MTT Table 3 15126277-56 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Hand Start.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 1 : budbear has $3,725
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has $2,970
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 3 : zzzzz1963 has $5,685
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 4 : PokerDragon has $3,210
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 5 : probes75 has $5,380
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has $3,460
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 7 : fifty500 has $5,000
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 8 : wrighty1980 has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 9 : ElPokero has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : probes75 is the dealer.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : asswiperito posted small blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : fifty500 posted big blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Game [56] started with 9 players.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:14:09] : wrighty1980 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:12] : ElPokero folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:18] : budbear folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:19] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : Tight End called 200 and raised 400
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : zzzzz1963 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:30] : PokerDragon folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:33] : probes75 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:36] : asswiperito called 500
[Jan 26 22:14:39] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:41] : fifty500 called 400
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Dealing flop.
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s]
[Jan 26 22:14:45] : asswiperito checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:53] : fifty500 checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:59] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:01] : Tight End bet 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:07] : asswiperito called 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : fifty500 folded.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Dealing turn.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c]
[Jan 26 22:15:13] : asswiperito bet 1,760 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Tight End called 1,270 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Showdown!
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:20] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 54 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c Jc]
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : asswiperito has Two Pair: 7s and 5s
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Seat 2 : Tight End has 4c 6d
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End has Straight 76543
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End wins 6,540 with Straight 76543
 



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Every hand analysis thread you have started consists of you getting the nuts and then getting paid off by Donktards every time!



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Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: TightEnd on January 26, 2007, 10:22:40 PM
I decided to spread my wings from the Hand Analysis board...........



Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: doubleup on January 27, 2007, 03:24:48 AM
definitely not the tightest player in the world.... ;flushy; ;flushy; ;flushy;

MTT Table 3 15126277-56 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Hand Start.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 1 : budbear has $3,725
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has $2,970
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 3 : zzzzz1963 has $5,685
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 4 : PokerDragon has $3,210
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 5 : probes75 has $5,380
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has $3,460
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 7 : fifty500 has $5,000
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 8 : wrighty1980 has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 9 : ElPokero has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : probes75 is the dealer.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : asswiperito posted small blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : fifty500 posted big blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Game [56] started with 9 players.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:14:09] : wrighty1980 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:12] : ElPokero folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:18] : budbear folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:19] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : Tight End called 200 and raised 400
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : zzzzz1963 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:30] : PokerDragon folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:33] : probes75 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:36] : asswiperito called 500
[Jan 26 22:14:39] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:41] : fifty500 called 400
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Dealing flop.
[Jan 26 22:14:42] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s]
[Jan 26 22:14:45] : asswiperito checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:53] : fifty500 checked.
[Jan 26 22:14:59] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:01] : Tight End bet 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:07] : asswiperito called 1,100
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : fifty500 folded.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Dealing turn.
[Jan 26 22:15:08] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c]
[Jan 26 22:15:13] : asswiperito bet 1,760 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Tight End called 1,270 and is All-in
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Showdown!
[Jan 26 22:15:16] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:15:18] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:20] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 54 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Board cards [5s 3d 7s 3c Jc]
[Jan 26 22:15:23] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has 7d 5d
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : asswiperito has Two pair: 7s and 5s
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End has Two pair Aces and threes
[Jan 26 22:15:25] : Tight End wins 6,540 with Two pair
 


Actual hand history


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: Cupcake on January 27, 2007, 04:34:27 AM
 rotflmfao


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: NoflopsHomer on January 27, 2007, 04:45:25 AM
definitely not the tightest player in the world.... ;flushy; ;flushy; ;flushy;

MTT Table 3 15126277-56 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Hand Start.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 1 : budbear has $3,725
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has $2,970
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 3 : zzzzz1963 has $5,685
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 4 : PokerDragon has $3,210
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 5 : probes75 has $5,380
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has $3,460
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 7 : fifty500 has $5,000
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 8 : wrighty1980 has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 9 : ElPokero has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : probes75 is the dealer.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : asswiperito posted small blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : fifty500 posted big blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Game [56] started with 9 players.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:14:09] : wrighty1980 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:12] : ElPokero folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:18] : budbear folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:19] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : Tight End folded.


Actual hand history

FYP


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: Royal Flush on January 27, 2007, 05:55:44 AM
definitely not the tightest player in the world.... ;flushy; ;flushy; ;flushy;

MTT Table 3 15126277-56 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Hand Start.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 1 : budbear has $3,725
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has $2,970
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 3 : zzzzz1963 has $5,685
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 4 : PokerDragon has $3,210
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 5 : probes75 has $5,380
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 6 : asswiperito has $3,460
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 7 : fifty500 has $5,000
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 8 : wrighty1980 has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 9 : ElPokero has $6,630
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : probes75 is the dealer.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : asswiperito posted small blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : fifty500 posted big blind.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Game [56] started with 9 players.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 26 22:14:07] : Seat 2 : Tight End has Ac Ad
[Jan 26 22:14:09] : wrighty1980 folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:12] : ElPokero folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:18] : budbear folded.
[Jan 26 22:14:19] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 55 min. Players : 57
[Jan 26 22:14:27] : Tight End folded.


Actual hand history

FYP

PMSL


Title: Re: blonde mythbusters!
Post by: TightEnd on January 27, 2007, 02:35:32 PM
Oi!   ::)

gits lol