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Title: Are you on google?
Post by: Indestructable on January 28, 2007, 08:23:31 PM
I met up with Colchester Kev earlier and sad to admit that he was searching for himself on Google. Of course i took the mick and then raced home and thought I must try that. The first thing I found was this I did for the daily telegraph, probably for a competition with a trip to Oz up for grabs (didn't win)  :(

"Crown Casino
So here I was at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, home of one of the worlds top Poker tournaments Aussie Millions. I had to have a try at a tournament and sent my wife off shopping for the day and agreed to try to meet up in 6 hours unless I was of course still in the tournament. So I sat down with my poker chips, full of nervous anticipation.
Bingo, after ten minutes I get a pair of aces. Inside I am doing cartwheels but maintaining a true poker face. I made a big bet and a player to my left went all in and I immediately call. I turn over the aces to cheers from Aussies "Good on your Mate". The other guy shows a pair of tens, and I smile. Here comes the flop and oops it's a ten straight away.
I leave shaking my head. Still I had more time to spend in the eat as much as you like buffet!"

So have you googled yourself and what did you find?



Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Jim-D on January 28, 2007, 08:28:16 PM
Just done it and found this..

A review of a pack of cards i bought from drinkstuff, LOL

"These cards are EXCELLENT quality, i've used them in a lot of my home games and they still feel/look the same as the day i bought them and the service drinkstuff provide is top class!
Jim Delling - Devon Sep 2005"


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: FlyingPig on January 28, 2007, 08:38:34 PM
A friend in work emailed me a picture of myself playing in a tounrament. I asked him where he got it, and he replies I googled your name and there was a couple of articles on you. I immediateley checked this, and to my surprise there I was.



Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: henrik777 on January 28, 2007, 08:40:55 PM
A friend in work emailed me a picture of myself playing in a tounrament. I asked him where he got it, and he replies I googled your name and there was a couple of articles on you. I immediateley checked this, and to my surprise there I was.



Must be a few Andy Goram articles  :D :dontask: ;whistle; ;goodvevil;

Sandy


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: taximan007 on January 28, 2007, 08:54:01 PM
I'm on there: taximan007- ladbrokes cruise 2004, nothing exciting though, profile, hand history etc


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: RioRodent on January 28, 2007, 09:00:28 PM
According to Wikipedia, I was married to Diana Dors, before committing suicide??

Don't remember any of that... someone else with the same name perhaps??  :dontask:


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: wader leg on January 28, 2007, 09:07:31 PM
"showing results 1-10 of about 52,700,000"??
I'm on page 4 but still no sign of the real me,I may be here forever.






Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
going to do it now. been meaning to do this for a while.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: ACE2M on January 28, 2007, 10:21:05 PM
and google your poker site names. Find people bitchin about your suckouts etc.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Suited_Jock on January 28, 2007, 10:23:51 PM
The most hits i get is from the media coverage the pokerstars blogger tournie got where i finished 4th out of like 5000.... turns out im also president of gateway computers and a pro golfer from new zealand.

My blog is actually the first thing that comes up due to me tweaking my meta tags :)


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 10:27:32 PM
Guess what...NOTHING!!!!!! 25 pages of results and nothing and to make matters worse my brother is listed 17 TIMES! And he used to say i was the favourite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Ks KingPoker Ks


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on January 28, 2007, 10:47:55 PM
According to Wikipedia, I was married to Diana Dors, before committing suicide??

Don't remember any of that... someone else with the same name perhaps??  :dontask:

That'd be Alan Lake, yes? Bit of a character was Mr Lake. Diana Dors was the Madonna of the 50's, all bleached blonde & pouting lips.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on January 28, 2007, 10:51:28 PM
I just googled tikay images & found this.....


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on January 28, 2007, 10:52:30 PM
....and this.....



Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
how do you make pictures less big coz mine is too big to upload. wanna put a pic of my dog on here


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Bongo on January 28, 2007, 11:00:29 PM
I just had a look and found myself described as the villain on a danish Hand Analysis thread ;angel;


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on January 28, 2007, 11:01:12 PM
how do you make pictures less big coz mine is too big to upload. wanna put a pic of my dog on here

I think it's Paint, stretch/slew, reduce the %'s, then save.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: bhoywonder on January 28, 2007, 11:04:23 PM
jesus

numero one on google on my  name is that apparerently i have a PHD which is nice

numero two simply states my name then the word DIES.....



hmm




i dont like this game


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: thetank on January 28, 2007, 11:07:28 PM
Save as file type jpg instead of bitmap often helps


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 11:15:59 PM
MY DOG and my beautiful gf. Look at that view off my land!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 11:17:29 PM
wow took me long enough to work it out! couldn put bitmap files on!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 28, 2007, 11:26:03 PM
http://www.thehotrodcompany.com/shopnow/show_item.asp?product_id=897k (http://www.thehotrodcompany.com/shopnow/show_item.asp?product_id=897k) I just couldn't wear one though - the shaved head means I look like the fattest kid sent to Disney if I wear a cap.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: KingPoker on January 28, 2007, 11:29:35 PM
Get one of these rod. U wont even notice the shaven head then.

http://www.starcostumes.com/items/Clown_Afro_Wig.aspx


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2007, 01:29:43 AM
Interesting, this is the first result for my name.

http://last-straw.net/2006/02/they-murder-while-we-accidently-kill/ (http://last-straw.net/2006/02/they-murder-while-we-accidently-kill/)

Especially like the Note/Warning at bottom of the page.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Dingdell on January 29, 2007, 11:02:00 AM
I own and run a sailing school in New Jersey/New York (but I'm a man over there) as well as being some society person in the yachting world (i would expect no less!)

Apparently I also play poker but I'll leave that up to the people in the know - such as the lovely valerie Peter Singleton at Brighton who had nothing but good to say about everyone.......cough.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Acidmouse on January 29, 2007, 11:17:40 AM
My rl name comes up with some famous American Photographer in the Civil war, I am all over the place with my Acidmouse username though :(


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Eck on January 29, 2007, 12:03:48 PM
seemingly I painted this.

(http://www.askart.com/AskART/photos/TOO2112001/683.jpg)

I'm pretty good eh? So how come i couldn't keep the paint off the woodwork when i was decorating the wee ones room last weekend?  :dontask:


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Bainn on January 29, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
seemingly I painted this.

(http://www.askart.com/AskART/photos/TOO2112001/683.jpg)

I'm pretty good eh? So how come i couldn't keep the paint off the woodwork when i was decorating the wee ones room last weekend?  :dontask:

Ah, easy one, you are used to creating fine works with Oils as in the painting, but not with prime white emulsion.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: thetank on January 29, 2007, 01:09:03 PM
Thick kids 100mm masking tape Eck.

It's a godsend.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: AdamM on January 29, 2007, 01:16:34 PM
if I just search my name I get a British horror film director
http://www.britfilms.com/britishfilms/directors/?id=D5FD9B440ed1f280CArGm18DEF59

if I add poker I get a home game listing I did ages ago
http://www.pokerology.com/homegames.htm (half way down)

AdamM gives me
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/ADAMM
telling me my name is an acronym for Advanced Device and Media Management

AdamM poker specifying UK obviously links here


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: 77dave on January 29, 2007, 02:09:14 PM
im a bit concerned as i just resign from the church for a sex attack and now im on the offenders list

the church had to pay off the family of the young boy  ( no joke) /:-| ;angel; ;gobsmacked; ;gobsmacked; ;scarymoment; ;scarymoment;


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Pilf on January 29, 2007, 02:17:21 PM
I don't like this game,
If anyone wants to know who I am, where I work, where I live, who I play football for and generally what I do in my spare time, where I went to University etc etc just google me. All I need now is a webcam on my shoulder to follow me about and I'm a regular Truman.
I'm just glad no one but me cares or I'd be genuinely concerned.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on January 29, 2007, 02:32:39 PM
I own and run a sailing school in New Jersey/New York (but I'm a man over there) as well as being some society person in the yachting world (i would expect no less!)

Apparently I also play poker but I'll leave that up to the people in the know - such as the lovely valerie Peter Singleton at Brighton who had nothing but good to say about everyone.......cough.

Mr Singleton criticised your play? Shock horror......


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Dingdell on January 29, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
I own and run a sailing school in New Jersey/New York (but I'm a man over there) as well as being some society person in the yachting world (i would expect no less!)

Apparently I also play poker but I'll leave that up to the people in the know - such as the lovely valerie Peter Singleton at Brighton who had nothing but good to say about everyone.......cough.

Mr Singleton criticised your play? Shock horror......

Everybody's plus all the dealers......from now on I will only refer to him as Val.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Acidmouse on January 29, 2007, 04:29:19 PM
Forums are the worst for keeping your details that you reg with and having them spring up on google when you search for a person with their username. You cant get away with registering with pr0n sites now under your usual username!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Eyeofsauron on January 29, 2007, 06:35:26 PM
Just done a google search for "eyeofsauron" and the first thing it comes up with is my blog. Very scary.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: wsopin07 on January 29, 2007, 06:43:57 PM
Just tried it, who the hell is this beach boy guy?


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: RED-DOG on January 29, 2007, 06:46:10 PM
Just tried it, who the hell is this beach boy guy?

Sigh....


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: JungleCat03 on January 29, 2007, 08:15:32 PM
Just tried it, who the hell is this beach boy guy?

lol


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: wsopin07 on January 29, 2007, 11:03:26 PM
Just tried it, who the hell is this beach boy guy?

Sigh....

sorry, RED, just had to do it!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: suzanne on March 04, 2008, 11:12:29 PM
Did this last night and was very surprised to find I am on the Hendon Mob database  ;yippee; ;sark; ;yippee;

I am also described as a professional poker player on poker pages  rotflmfao  rotflmfao rotflmfao

Apparently I am also a pokerbot (MissHoolie)  http://www.pokerbot.com/pbwc/registered_names.txt  whats that about?

Oh and I am into swinger party's  ;gobsmacked;


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: TightEnd on March 05, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
Just a Minute owned by Richard and Margot Carthew was ridden by Richard Prew to score 132 in the first go-round of the Victorian Derby.

http://www.horsedeals.com.au/gallery.php?restrict=&showID=1190&PHPSESSID=2bb6021fc396afcceea1aedbc4567d3c


this was after the crash diet obv.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: suzanne on March 05, 2008, 01:02:16 AM
Ride em cowboy...yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 05, 2008, 02:02:11 AM
Lol, just googled Ling's and apparently, she is ;

an excellent deaf and blind swimmer! (little did i know, she was struggling without the float in the swimming pool yesterday!)
an archeologist (wtf!)
coffee queen, entrepreneur (yesssssss!)
foreign expert
6 years older than she told me!
works in the planning and development dept
lives in galway & derry
chats men up on bebo which i didnt know about
is a member of the irish pony club
owns her own internet cafe
AND she is also a lawyer

and i thought i knew her ????


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 05, 2008, 02:02:36 AM
mine is boring... its all about me.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Bainn on March 05, 2008, 02:24:35 AM
Guess what...NOTHING!!!!!! 25 pages of results and nothing and to make matters worse my brother is listed 17 TIMES! And he used to say i was the favourite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Ks KingPoker Ks

It's moments like this that brighten up the day......


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on March 05, 2008, 02:29:40 AM
Oh and I am into swinger party's  ;gobsmacked;

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Laxie on March 05, 2008, 02:31:32 AM
*Sigh...apparently Laxie is into leather and dodgy photos. 

Under the real name it's all pretty boring stuff.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 05, 2008, 02:47:19 AM
Can anyone read spanish ? Would like to know how big of a fish these guys think i am..

http://www.poquer.com.es/foro/lofiversion/index.php/t5048.html


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Bongo on March 05, 2008, 03:02:25 AM
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.poquer.com.es/foro/lofiversion/index.php/t5045.html&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=2&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3DSeat%2B5:%2BrookieITB%2B(2140%2Bin%2Bchips)%2B%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26hs%3D8Z4


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 05, 2008, 03:07:37 AM
Cheers Bongo. Cant seem to find them moaning about me though, boooo, disappointing!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: rex008 on March 05, 2008, 09:35:31 AM
I'm the curator of the New York fashion museum, and I've written a book called "Men in Skirts"  ;whistle;


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: TheChipPrince on March 05, 2008, 10:29:00 AM
Top of the tree, my final year Uni project!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: MrsBoldie on March 05, 2008, 11:39:16 AM
Having inherited my surname from my Husband (as you do), google spouts out pages and pages of lap-dancing links with my name.  Boldie's first hit is: Online lap dancing guide – by Peter Stringfellows' girlfriend

 ::)


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: roverthtaeh on March 05, 2008, 04:33:52 PM
Trevor Heath
A lifelong interest in steam locomotives.







Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Laxie on March 05, 2008, 04:35:26 PM
Oh gawd...TJ foreplay. 


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: taximan007 on March 05, 2008, 04:38:08 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Claw75 on March 05, 2008, 04:58:52 PM
1st rezult 4 my name sayz i am 24 yo and 25wkz pregnant and tlk like dis.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Grier78 on March 05, 2008, 07:20:39 PM
I am apparently a 17 year old on MySpace, some old bald guy on Facebook, an olympic swimmer and a pro golfer. None of them actually me and so much for any of my amazing live poker wins.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: thetank on May 08, 2008, 12:24:20 PM
I'm a dead Irish poet.

There's worse things to be.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: stallyon on May 08, 2008, 01:57:37 PM
1st rezult 4 my name sayz i am 24 yo and 25wkz pregnant and tlk like dis.

2 out of 3 aint bad


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Poppet7 on May 08, 2008, 04:10:56 PM
When I type poppet7 into google it brings up 3 pictures... MrMoves, m3boy and ruthless ???

The most exciting thing is that i'm on pokerbabes... yay


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Claw75 on May 08, 2008, 05:23:32 PM
When I type poppet7 into google it brings up 3 pictures... MrMoves, m3boy and ruthless ???

The most exciting thing is that i'm on pokerbabes... yay

While I don't doubt Soph's credibility to be a pokerbabe, I'm not even sure all of them on there are women!!!!

http://www.pokerpants.co.uk/poker_babes.htm


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Wardonkey on May 08, 2008, 06:30:31 PM
I'm an author, a web designer, a philosopher, an academic, a lawyer, a doctor and an actor. That's just page one, no wonder I'm tired...


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: booder on May 08, 2008, 06:37:35 PM
I'm an author, a web designer, a philosopher, an academic, a lawyer, a doctor and an actor. That's just page one, no wonder I'm tired...

not too tired to get yer arse down to the bash i hope     :)up


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: stallyon on May 08, 2008, 06:39:08 PM
i'm an american shoe by Steve Madden...i'm now searching for a pair that has the name emblazoned across the side so i can import a pair of 11s


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: stallyon on May 08, 2008, 06:40:29 PM
While I don't doubt Soph's credibility to be a pokerbabe, I'm not even sure all of them on there are women!!!!

http://www.pokerpants.co.uk/poker_babes.htm

i've had a look and verdict is as follows:

1. easy would
2. easy would
3. easy would
4. easy would
5. need a few pints but yeah most likely
6. easy would
7. easy would
8. easy would

do i need to continue? ;-)


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Wardonkey on May 08, 2008, 06:45:27 PM
I'm an author, a web designer, a philosopher, an academic, a lawyer, a doctor and an actor. That's just page one, no wonder I'm tired...

not too tired to get yer arse down to the bash i hope     :)up

Soz, I can't make it, next time....


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: tikay on May 08, 2008, 07:36:01 PM
Trevor Heath
A lifelong interest in steam locomotives.







That HAS to be a GWR Locomotive - am I right?

Great pic.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: suzanne on May 09, 2008, 12:09:54 AM
When I type poppet7 into google it brings up 3 pictures... MrMoves, m3boy and ruthless ???

The most exciting thing is that i'm on pokerbabes... yay

While I don't doubt Soph's credibility to be a pokerbabe, I'm not even sure all of them on there are women!!!!

http://www.pokerpants.co.uk/poker_babes.htm

OMG that brings back memories.

Most of the pics on pokerpants were members of the old tribeca lobby, it was great putting a face to a name.

Cracking pic of Jane ;-)

Im still on the little spinning chip I see :-)


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Solver on May 09, 2008, 12:23:19 AM
Number one search result for my name is dusk til dawn, but it's not quite what you think.

http://www.eurospanbookstore.com/display.asp?K=9781876268091&m=143&ds=university%20of%20western%20australia%20press&dc=203&sort=sort_date/d&mw=5&st_01=university%20of%20western%20australia%20press&sf_01=imprint

The real me is in the poker related links.


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Ginger on May 09, 2008, 12:24:22 AM
When I type poppet7 into google it brings up 3 pictures... MrMoves, m3boy and ruthless ???

The most exciting thing is that i'm on pokerbabes... yay

While I don't doubt Soph's credibility to be a pokerbabe, I'm not even sure all of them on there are women!!!!

http://www.pokerpants.co.uk/poker_babes.htm

OMG that brings back memories.

Most of the pics on pokerpants were members of the old tribeca lobby, it was great putting a face to a name.

Cracking pic of Jane ;-)

Im still on the little spinning chip I see :-)

 ;ashamed; errrm ty Suze xx

I had tried to forget about it!


Title: Re: Are you on google?
Post by: Claw75 on May 09, 2008, 12:32:39 AM

Im still on the little spinning chip I see :-)
I thought that was you!!