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oooooooooooh, close one, keep voting folks... Please don't let Kev win one and think he's funny for a week!

JAMES
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA "OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH THESE FINGERS" !

Junglecat03
John's claim to have had two haircuts in the last 10 years is met with derision

Suffolk Punch
Holding this imaginary umbrella isn't really keeping the rain off, is it?

Colchester Kev
Go on, take a puff of this ... I've never seen a horse smoke before.

Dave Thistleton
Listen i might be rich beyond my wildest dreams but do me a favour give me my umbrella back this £800 armani suit's not waterpfoof

Tonji
John Duthie's James Bond impression is not taken as seriously as he hoped.

Zebediah
Look! A4 off from middle position IS a raising hand!

Kinboshi
The name's Bond. James Bond... hahahahahahahaha

Luke
"Look,I'm telling you, don't wear dark suits, it shows off your dandruff !"

matt674
John Duthie saying:- and believe it or not what clinched Tikay's pending romantic date with Lawrence Gosney was when he told Lawrence to "pull on this"!

Claw75
Hey Love, say it - don't spray it

george dickson
David Ginola lookalike impresses the lady by conjuring a cigarette from her nose!!

Geothesarge
I shouln't have told you that gag when you had a mouthful of drink

Tighty
If you carry on spitting all over me these fingers are going right down your gob!

Gareth Ower
Dont ever tell me to get a haircut again or next time the gun will be real!

AndrewT
David Ginola tells Gillian McKeith "If these fingers were good enough for Sue Barker, they're good enough for you"

SupaMonkey
As usual, laughter erupts after John gets his weapon out.

Cupcake
"Thats one hell of a lisp you have there honey "

swordpoker
Stop laughing or I'll shoot

Smart Money
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers? .....It's cos they're mine, baby!"

MadYank
This here is the 2 finger Shocker Love! Beware it's power!

mickyp
No honestly i am david ginola's brother

Bainn
"Last time i saw that many teeth was the premiere of "Jaws""

snoopy
Right, that's it, I'm getting you some Beechams

snoopy
A tourist laughs in disbelief as standards at Madame Tussauds continue to slip

Congratulations to Smart Money for his winning caption.  ;applause;

Kev was robbed.

I agree Tank, bad form from the pink trainer wearing pipe cleaner !!!

What did I do??  :dontask:

Conspiracy, rigged the voting.

You didn't want the nice lady in the picture likened to an equestrian mammal in the archive of the webpage.

No rigging here, plus I locked voting at dead on 12 to be fair.

I'm an innocent man, innocent I tell you!

Yet I'm happy for a caption on clitoris stimulation to go in?...

All women have clitorii, not all of them photograph like Mr Ed.

If I was a half woman/half horse, it is Kev's caption that would more likely cause me offence.

We'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time bothersome Beagle..........

I actually thought the Ginola one was the best.  :D

does anyone else think he looks like MikkyT?  I thought there would be some witty captions along those lines...

Oooh, can we have a MikkyT caption comp.

Let Kev have 12 entries  :D

 :o is that your caption?!

(http://image2.frappr.com/pix2/i/20060705/4/b/f/4bfd89bce395ae55bcd2b32ad20f47740_mid.jpg)

Let Kev have 12 shotties this week.

Better pic for captions.....

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=14564.msg302846#msg302846

I'm not posting my caption for that on here  ;D ::)

I'm sure there's a more 'interesting' pic including Mikky floating around somewhere  ;whistle;

LOL at that pic ...

MikkyT adopts the position... wrists up for the cuffs, and bent over for the cons.


MikkyT shows how being cuffed so many times has left him unable to seperate his wrists.

After a short spell in prison MikkyT doesn't have to strain anymore whilst having his morning constitutional.

Naughty blondeites!  ;smackedbottom;

A week off from the caption comp this week.

I don't want the comps to overtake the number of actual amusing pictures available.  :D