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If you have any questions for Simon "Chubbs" Nowab, please post them here

I think you've posted this in the wrong place.

This is the ask a pro board.  :D

LOL maybe,not any good at poker online, but I think i am really good at rubdowns, do you need any help in that department?. I still remember you as a wee lad in the Gutshot all suited and booted. LOL

This board is a really good idea, I'm sure it will go down a storm.

Thats great Thomas, I am glad you like it hope to see you soon and we'll have a beer

You are in a 3 way pot in Luton...

The board is showing KT752. With two clubsand two hearts.

You have a missed flush draw. Steve Vladar and someone else check to you.

There is about 2000 in the pot and you have about 9000.

Do you check, bet a little bit or go allin? rotflmfao

I've got a question.

Why the eck is Simon's thread the most popular?!?!

 :D ;hide;

I think there was about 8000 in the pot, obviously I go all in for 9000 with Nothing trying to buy the Pot, But you cant push The Camel off a pot, especialy when he has third pair and calls for 40% of his stack, But lesson learnt and have'nt bluffed him since,LOL

The Proper Pro's Need there Beauty Sleep.

Do you ever feel nerves when playing live poker? What do you do to combat them?

A lot of people feel nervous at the start of a comp, because they are afraid of being knocked out early and are afraid to be one of the first few knocked out, I only get nervous when it gets down to 12 players in a comp, because thats when the game gets crazy and you have no control on the game when people are just moving all in with Ace rag, small pocket pairs even though there Stacks are not critical. How do i combat it? well when i get in these positions i like to be well above average to ride out the storm, if not, I never try  to  call all- ins but  try to make sure it is me who gets the Chips in first.

Has Rob ever made you iron his clothes? :) :) :)

lol, not yet but you never know. But if you ever need any help ironing let me know, i can give you a few pointers.

Lol. Thanks. May take u up on that when times are bad!

Always happy helping a mate out. Plus you could start a big market for Ironing at poker venues, you could make a killing lol

What do you do when people keep nicking your blinds in tournaments?

Serious question now.


Are you upset that Rob specifically chose to leave your picture out of the scrolling banner on the right?

Move in blind, but i tell them first lol

Yep how could he leave his Star Player out of the photos, whats the world coming too

:D

As this seems the most active 'ask a pro thread' hopefully ill get an answer pretty quickly:

Can you shed some light on where the ask  James 'royal flush' dempsy thread is please?

or is his hand analysis of insta shove, insta fold, too complex for this board?

thanks in advance for the help

Simon will you buy me a large drink, got no money left after playing on your site ?

What's it like to be the 2nd best headsup player at a headsup table?

rotflmfao rotflmfao


Oh and just a quyick one....how much did you have to pay Rob not to post pictures of you in the DtD catsuit?

are you ready yet Simon ?

A serious question from me Simon.

What do think is the best drink for getting pissed during a tourney that doesn't interfere with your game?

regards

When is your rematch from the last blondeBash happening? ;)

lol..nice to see the ask the pro boards are being taken very seriously..Dave gets a normal question, so does Mr Jackson..and Simon gets the piss ripped out of him.

Man I love Blonde :)

The next time Pab is avaliable!

Dont know you tell me?

Very Simple Flushy is not Ready yet

Well first of all I am really surprised you had that much money, LOL, yes no probs, see u a the Broadway

You cant Run forever Booders

Champayne

They all live in Fear Boldie, They know i am gonna Bust them.

Thank God for Business and Pokerstars, and it will be a large one(DRINK) and how come your posts get the most responses. Hey rob perhaps he should be front of house.

When spoofing for a 5 way restaraunt bill you have first pick and have gone with zero coins, your opponents are Kev, womble, zach and me. How many is the correct first pick?

also what fitness regime would you recommend for any poker player wanting to play long events- Just how do you keep in such good shape?

7 is mathematically correct if you feel Lucky, lol, emm..  Fitness Regime??? dosnt matter how fit you are Russ you need Skill to make it past Level 4, you are focusing on the wrong part of your game. I think you should dump all you knowledge and start with a clean slate lol

Now i would have thought 6 would be the mathmatically correct pick using the mean average of the other 4- but if you go 6 are you not flagging your hand that you only have at most one coin? Maybe its just a bluff though.

Oh and whats level 4? Never heard of such a silly idea ;)

All i know is it worked, and Thanks Zach for a great Meal

Never payed for a meal yet matey- we always leave that to zach the spoof fish ;)

How do I draw to the muck?

You will have to figure that one, all on your own pal

Is it true Playgirl magazine are doing a feature on you next month but are having to stretch the picture over 6 pages?

rotflmfao

Simon,

Has your trademark 'nipple gripple' move caused any grown men other than Barry Neville to burst into tears?

Just thinking back to the cries of "NIPS" brings a tear to my eye I can tell you.

Its better than being in the Crease.

Actually it is called "Flick the Nip" and Colchester has been very close a few times but Russ once i think, anyway havnt you got a Event to organise.

Would you call yourself an expert on mens nipples?

He's probably second only to you in the UK mens nipple rankings

its flick the nip ,i should know ,he was close to getting dis figured lol.
 
 has rob made you go on a diet yet .

This is my favorite topic so far. Is it free to have a pop at Simon? Maybe he should get some sort of rake back for each post we make.  ;sexybanana; What ever happened to Burnly john Simon ?

Hi Baz, Bloody hell you still crying about your Nip, you big softie, Flushy is harder than you LOL

Hi Foxy how are you man, burnley is rebuilding his bankroll them Big Buy in events hurt if you have a baron run,
Anyway what happened Could you not mix it up with the DTD Online Players, Come back I will "pull the Lever for you" LOL

Chubs, you are about to sit in a major UK tournament when you are told you can pick the 9 other players(any UK based ) to be at your table, who's your choice and in 3 words why ?

Boy is this going to be funny !

At last a Poker question, i knew it would finally happen. easy 9 Simon Trumpers,  LOL, hes a Fish
No Seriously.
1. Dave Colclough     Keeps me Sharp
2. Keith Hawkins       Stops me bluffing
3. Jim Read              Pot Builder
4. Paul Parker           Easy Blinds      Entertainment
5. Steve Walmsley     Calls my raises
6.Flushy                   Serious Value
7. TK                       Needs Educating
8.Rob Yong              Always Bluffing
9. Mad Turk              To cause mayhem

And I bubbled with chubbs cracking my aces with k2os

Sorry Russ No Offence, But it say MAJOR UK TOURNAMENT not a STT otherwise i would of put you down LOL

yes russ the question was for the final table not level 1 he needs to keep the replies believable as much as he would have liked to give the competition all a migraine by includung you in his selection ...  and i am far more accurate a nipple flicking than chubbs will ever be.............lol

You are an amateur at Nipple flicking, though your skills at setting socks on fire while people are still wearing them is legendary !!!!

If your trying to get to the buffet and Kev Baz and the camel are in front of you what do you do to assure there is some food left

Chuck a few £50 notes into the crowd that will get rid of 2, LOL and tell the other guy, Traniers not allowed in the Resturant. If that dosnt work, I will go to Takeaway across road.

chubbs same question i asked paul jacko earlier ,how come you got in with these

,i thought you had to look like a male model ,the only modeling you can do is model a bus or a sack ov spuds lol.

how do you keep up with all these questions about poker .

Another Education for you bazza, very simple answer. I dont have to be on Form to hit a Final Table. 

p.s I heard you gave up Modeling to sell fireworks  lol

yeh could only get work for king edward,lol

fireworks come in handy .

Thought I better bump this thread .... Chubbs will be all excited to see he has a message .... til he sees its from me :D

Hi i would like to now the secret of winning on the internet .... How does one obtain one of these so called golden accounts .... Where do you sign up ? do you have to give them a % of your winnings ?  Aspades 7s ouch

Yeah that was a sick hand

£25-50 6 handed utg makes it  £150 to go   Button calls  SB calls   Zach on BB calls with As 7s     Flop 677    utg checks  Button makes it £475  ( he has a £12k stack)  SB passes  Zach calls  (with a £8k stack)  utg passes   Turn A    happy days     Zach checks    Button makes it £1250  Zach min raises to £2500  Button calls  River 4  Zach Moves in for £4800  Button calls with AA    thats was a sick hand .
   Actionjack is incharge of poker its all his Fault LOL, he has transferred all Golden accounts in to Live Poker  ( by coincidence has has had Too big Cashes Last week) if you want try signing up using his link www.dtdpoker.com/aff/action this might work he doesn't need a % unless he is giving valuable Lesson  but if you rail him and compliment his play that might work. Good Luck    anyway what were you doing calling with As7s   you should of done the Squeeze and AA goes over the top pre flop but what do I know!!!!!  LOL

LOL You must be Bored!!!  bloody hell havnt done any work since the last post   Looks Like back to work for me LOL

You do not need to give a % in order to have a "golden account" (parting with cash for it you maybe be getting confused with showers) but you do need to have testicles the same colour.

Also nice that you are need greedy- i now have a platinum account

but you do need to have testicles the same colour.

He may be colour blind Paul, but he did tell ariston once that one of his testicles was called Bubble and the Other was called squeak  does this Qualify for a "Golden Account"

Put salad on the plates.

Hi Simon.
     I met you in Dublin last saturday, great night eh?

     I believe you are on sky next monday so I have sent a couple of pics from dublin into the show

     Hope you have fun, I was on a few months back.

     Take care    Chris.

Hi chris nice meeting you and yor crew , yeh it was a good night   
Take care
Simon

you playing the league game tonight big boy ??

Get Mr O'Connell in too ... he is the vallooooooooooooo

  ffs simon youve put some weight on lol (take a look at that photo)