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Just glanced at your profile SIR  ;tightend; You give away your age as 39

I am just wondering, did you have a long paper round as a boy? i would have estimated you were around 42ish, but i will not question your honesty!!!!!!!!

i think its 39 in dog years!  :dontask:

It was correct when I wrote my profile - 39 - but as you put me at 42 (ish?) I'll not argue, I did the profile a year or two back. In fact, I'm 43 now.

Thank you for the clarification: your HONESTY is much appreciated....

You gotta love him !!!! ;sexybanana;

i find loathing him works better for me!!!

John! How are you my friend? You believe me, don't you?

I'm fine thanks Tony , not really i thought you were 41 !!!.

Still off them fags mate ?

 J x

Anthony (Tony) James "tikay" Kendall (born 10 September 1947 in Middlesex) is an English professional poker player, based in Derbyshire.

 ;whistle; ;angel; ;angel;

Yup, not touched a ciggie since 8th October. Nearly 4 months now! 3 packs a day, £5 a pack, = roughly£1,800!

Shelly!

Where you find that? It's a typo, obviously.

I'll sue.

OH!!!!!!!!! my illusions have just been shattered  :'(

Not like that we don't, remove the thrusting banana immediately!

You are on wikipedia hun !!

Oh to be so famous !!

I did think I might have got a red card for my post,but I didnt lol

xxx

                                                              139 ;tk; ;oopsy; ;scarymoment;

who ever imputted the details onto wiki got the details wrong he was infact board in 1097 i have seen his passport

Thanks for reminding me.

 :redcard: :redcard:

Shut it  Th Ts man.

 Js 4h rules

Well done that man .......... ;sexybanana;

£1800 that he has spunked on the cash games during the times he would normally spend on the rail having a ciggie

You get your OAP free bus pass in September Tony thats something to look forward to! All that money saved on cigarettes and transport should make you a wealthy man!!!!

Are you Jonny Cash's father?

Just relised that after 4 months of not smoking you have added to your life

they say that each cig takes off 5 mins of your life

so 60 cigs a day x 5 mins = 300 mins  5hrs per day  x  120 days  is 600 hrs   so you have regenerated 25 days  making you techniqually 42 again  not 43

Genesis
Chapter 5

1
This is the record of the descendants of Adam. When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God;
2
he created them male and female. When they were created, he blessed them and named them "man."
3
Adam was one hundred and thirty years old when he begot a son in his likeness, after his image; and he named him Seth.
4
Adam lived eight hundred years after the birth of Seth, and he had other sons and daughters.
5
The whole lifetime of Adam was nine hundred and thirty years; then he died.
6
When Seth was one hundred and five years old, he became the father of Enosh.
7
Seth lived eight hundred and seven years after the birth of Enosh, and he had other sons and daughters.
8
The whole lifetime of Seth was nine hundred and twelve years; then he died.
9
When Enosh was ninety years old, he became the father of Kenan.
10
Enosh lived eight hundred and fifteen years after the birth of Kenan, and he had other sons and daughters.
11
The whole lifetime of Enosh was nine hundred and five years; then he died.
12
When Kenan was seventy years old, he became the father of Mahalalel.
13
Kenan lived eight hundred and forty years after the birth of Mahalalel, and he had other sons and daughters.
14
The whole lifetime of Kenan was nine hundred and ten years; then he died.
15
When Mahalalel was sixty-five years old, he became the father of Jared.
16
Mahalalel lived eight hundred and thirty years after the birth of Jared, and he had other sons and daughters.
17
The whole lifetime of Mahalalel was eight hundred and ninety-five years; then he died.
18
When Jared was one hundred and sixty-two years old, he became the father of Enoch.
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Jared lived eight hundred years after the birth of Enoch, and he had other sons and daughters.
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The whole lifetime of Jared was nine hundred and sixty-two years; then he died.
21
When Enoch was sixty-five years old, he became the father of Methuselah.
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Enoch lived three hundred years after the birth of Methuselah, and he had other sons and daughters.
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One of these sons was named Tikay.
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The whole lifetime of Enoch was three hundred and sixty-five years.
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Tikay was granted long-life by God, and can be seen on SkyPoker advising people to be patient, patient, patient.

The baby Jesus Cries
Everytime Tikay tells Lies.

I am still mystyfied why guys lie about their age. You should wear it with pride, in that you have survived so long. I would be truly mystified were I to survive to 59.

What an extaordinary thread. Bus Pass indeed.

"Professional" poker player?????????

Yeah, and I'm slimmer of the year too!