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Title: Ship It!
Post by: Rozza1 on February 03, 2007, 10:52:00 AM
Am I alone in finding this to be the most annoying phrase in poker at the moment?


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Royal Flush on February 03, 2007, 11:11:18 AM
~HoLLa~


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: barhell on February 03, 2007, 11:18:44 AM
Ayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: doubleup on February 03, 2007, 11:22:22 AM

The most annoying phrase in poker is:

<insert opponents name> has three of a kind <insert fecking pissy pocket pair that idiot called a reraise with>


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: booder on February 03, 2007, 11:30:22 AM
standard


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Nem on February 03, 2007, 11:57:51 AM
Am I alone in finding this to be the most annoying phrase in poker at the moment?

Most probably not with Poker Players who are over 50!


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: tantrum on February 03, 2007, 12:07:19 PM
'how could you call my (min raise with 10 limpers) raise with that crap'


or

'of course' when someone is min bet and you catch your flush....


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Nakor on February 03, 2007, 12:29:25 PM
standard

Bloody word has taken over my life.

Everything is so standard now - Dubai has a lot to answer for on one cold Sunday morning in January.
If only the actual advice from the HA board stuck in my mind so easily.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: ACE2M on February 03, 2007, 02:02:53 PM
standard

Bloody word has taken over my life.


me to.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Nem on February 03, 2007, 02:16:00 PM

Standard


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Longy on February 03, 2007, 03:15:34 PM
Lol i say standard all the time now, when ever i got outdrawn i say standard to myself and move on, it actually quite therapeutic.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Swordpoker on February 03, 2007, 03:15:51 PM






























Low standard


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: londonpokergirl on February 03, 2007, 08:09:07 PM
i prefer the phrase "get in"
similar trick ;)


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: thetank on February 03, 2007, 11:07:06 PM
I like rakeback time.

Ship the Ton0fJuice to the Son0fZeus


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: I, Zimbra on February 03, 2007, 11:07:51 PM
"Insta-"


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Royal Flush on February 03, 2007, 11:34:32 PM
"Insta-"

call


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: TightPaulFolds on February 03, 2007, 11:52:17 PM
"That's poker" <slap>
"nh/nice hand" Opponent has Aces, is put all in, and calls. Standard.
"How many chips do you have left?" As a kind of mock threat.
"Can you pick up your teeth with broken fingers?" when I ask "How many chips do you have left?".


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Enzyme_ on February 03, 2007, 11:57:48 PM
Good Game

When the bastards clearly outdrew ya on turn/River!


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: TightPaulFolds on February 04, 2007, 12:01:57 AM
Good Game

When the bastards clearly outdrew ya on turn/River!
Gets my goat, I've been known to directly disagree. No, it was a sh*t game, you outdrawing cheese eating surrender monkey (I play on a french site).

TY. Uninvited 'thankyou' on the assumption that you were about to say 'nice hand' after they call all in on a 4 outer and hit.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: KingPoker on February 04, 2007, 12:05:42 AM
I think thats one thing the pros do best when the suck out on another pro......SAY NOTHING!! Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them! why dont people realise that!


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: thetank on February 04, 2007, 12:08:19 AM
Say whatever you like when you beat someone.

within reason


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: tantrum on February 04, 2007, 12:09:26 AM
Quote
Good Game

When the bastards clearly outdrew ya on turn/River!

c,mon they obviously had the odds;)


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: TightPaulFolds on February 04, 2007, 12:11:04 AM
I think thats one thing the pros do best when the suck out on another pro......SAY NOTHING!! Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them! why dont people realise that!
Loving Jim Pitman's satisfied smile here lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3K-OzP-0ek


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: I, Zimbra on February 04, 2007, 12:26:29 AM
bok


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: AndrewT on February 04, 2007, 12:30:58 AM
Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them!

*writes 'shit out on them' in manuscript of forthcoming bestseller 'Poker Lingo for Beginners'*


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: TightPaulFolds on February 04, 2007, 12:34:14 AM
Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them!

*writes 'shit out on them' in manuscript of forthcoming bestseller 'Poker Lingo for Beginners'*
???
From Sklansky (abridged) "Texas Hold'Em for Advanced players", 1982 (2nd Ed) P145: " Whereas Player A, here in late position, with Ad Td, on the  Td Jh 5d flop, has the option of going all in on his powerful draw, thus shitting on Player B, who should have placed a continuation bet." Good enough for Sklansky, good enough for me.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Dale on February 04, 2007, 03:15:06 AM
Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them!

*writes 'shit out on them' in manuscript of forthcoming bestseller 'Poker Lingo for Beginners'*
???
From Sklansky (abridged) "Texas Hold'Em for Advanced players", 1982 (2nd Ed) P145: " Whereas Player A, here in late position, with Ad Td, on the  Td Jh 5d flop, has the option of going all in on his powerful draw, thus shitting on Player B, who should have placed a continuation bet." Good enough for Sklansky, good enough for me.

What he should have said...
"there's 2 ten of diamonds in the deck, game is null and void."


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: Horneris on February 04, 2007, 03:19:54 AM
I hate the word hoLLa.

Le Knave uses it all the time.

hoLLa it up to the masses is even worse.

I love standard.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on February 04, 2007, 08:35:57 AM
"Pass the Sugar"


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: thetank on February 04, 2007, 10:27:19 AM
I'll confess to loving ship it.

This is the Golden age of shipping, enjoy it people.


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on February 04, 2007, 10:38:41 AM
GG annoys me. When someone gets busted, it clearly wasnt a good game !!

Sometimes it can apply after a good heads up battle or something but played an STT before and some guy got busted first hand holding top 2 pair against a rvrd str8. Winner of hand types in GG !!

How exactly is that a good game !!


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: TightPaulFolds on February 04, 2007, 11:45:01 AM
Nobody wants your opinion when you shit out on them!

*writes 'shit out on them' in manuscript of forthcoming bestseller 'Poker Lingo for Beginners'*
???
From Sklansky (abridged) "Texas Hold'Em for Advanced players", 1982 (2nd Ed) P145: " Whereas Player A, here in late position, with Ad Td, on theĀ  Td Jh 5d flop, has the option of going all in on his powerful draw, thus shitting on Player B, who should have placed a continuation bet." Good enough for Sklansky, good enough for me.

What he should have said...
"there's 2 ten of diamonds in the deck, game is null and void."
You're stillll playing with just one deck? ;)


Title: Re: Ship It!
Post by: I, Zimbra on February 04, 2007, 04:50:03 PM
GG annoys me. When someone gets busted, it clearly wasnt a good game !!

Sometimes it can apply after a good heads up battle or something but played an STT before and some guy got busted first hand holding top 2 pair against a rvrd str8. Winner of hand types in GG !!

How exactly is that a good game !!
:goodpost: ;iagree;