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Title: If I promise to.... Post by: MadYank on February 04, 2007, 06:04:04 AM Pay the shipping and handling,
Will you please take the mockney wench, Lily Allen back? She is about to attack The U, S, and A. Just saw her horrible lip syncing performance on Saturday Night Live. Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: danafish on February 04, 2007, 06:07:01 AM Can't you throw her down a well or something? We don't want her back.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: MadYank on February 04, 2007, 06:17:07 AM Can't you throw her down a well or something? We don't want her back. Is she Druish? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1xXERFt_Zg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1xXERFt_Zg) She reminds me of a souless, talentless version of Harriet Wheeler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5h_wGM_61o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5h_wGM_61o) Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Colchester Kev on February 04, 2007, 03:14:30 PM Lily Allen is every blokes dream girlfriend, she is gorgeous and her dad is a legend.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Jim-D on February 04, 2007, 03:25:34 PM Lily Allen is every blokes dream girlfriend, she is gorgeous and her dad is a legend. You taking the piss? Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Nem on February 04, 2007, 03:28:56 PM Lily Allen is every Crack Head dream girlfriend, she is Crack Head and her dad is a Crack Head legend. FYP Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Colchester Kev on February 04, 2007, 03:47:44 PM beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and i know my mince pies are a bit dodgy..but come on she is a looker.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: 77dave on February 04, 2007, 06:32:08 PM Be greatful you havent got lady sovereign
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: TightEnd on February 04, 2007, 06:36:57 PM Lily Allen is horrific
Talks in mockney estuary English when in fact she's posher than me Her dad, responsible for the horrific Vindaloo, is horrendous too Its clearly a suburban thing Kev, can't stand the pair of them Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Dingdell on February 04, 2007, 06:39:01 PM I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone?
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: AndrewT on February 04, 2007, 06:39:53 PM Here she is in Australia last week doing that 'tongue-tip on teeth' thing she does in every photo ever taken of her.
(http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2974/3970/1600/82233/593000.jpg) Lily Allen trufact - Ralf Little shagged her when she was 14. Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: tantrum on February 04, 2007, 06:43:07 PM Here she is in Australia last week doing that 'tongue-tip on teeth' thing she does in every photo ever taken of her. (http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2974/3970/1600/82233/593000.jpg) Lily Allen trufact - Ralf Little shagged her when she was 14. i can't see the picture Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: TightEnd on February 04, 2007, 06:43:22 PM I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone? a mock Jade Goody minus liposuction one hit..Smile famous dad..Keith Allen thats about it Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: The Baron on February 04, 2007, 06:47:40 PM Lily Allen is so average.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Nem on February 04, 2007, 06:48:07 PM I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone? a mock Jade Goody minus liposuction one hit..Smile famous dad..Keith Allen thats about it The hoe charges £50,000 per hour - not for sex, but to hear her sing Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Nem on February 04, 2007, 06:48:59 PM I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone? a mock Jade Goody minus liposuction one hit..Smile famous dad..Keith Allen thats about it Famous for being a 24crt dickhead Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: tantrum on February 04, 2007, 06:53:33 PM I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone? a mock Jade Goody minus liposuction one hit..Smile famous dad..Keith Allen thats about it lol BTW-I have noticed that in the past in order to be labeled beautiful - one had to be exceptionally beautiful. Now any chick with a bit of make up is called 'a looker' I am talking here only about 'famous and beautiful' Gone long the times where likes like Garbo, Monroe, Kelly were beautiful for real. Now likes of Lilliy Allen and steps/spice girls are the benchmark. ;tk; Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: danafish on February 04, 2007, 07:53:04 PM Be greatful you havent got lady sovereign Now that is a real woman. Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Jim-D on February 04, 2007, 07:58:59 PM Be greatful you havent got lady sovereign Now that is a real woman. Hasn't she been signed by Jay-Z to his lable? I heard on 1extra she is going down real well on some respected US stations Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: danafish on February 04, 2007, 08:01:28 PM I really like her. I think she's funny. Not like Lily Allen.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: NoflopsHomer on February 04, 2007, 09:35:24 PM I really like her. I think she's funny. Not like Lily Allen. "It's officially the biggest midget in the game." Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Bongo on February 04, 2007, 09:51:14 PM When I saw her live she was too busy coughing to put on a good performance. Should lay off the fags.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: danafish on February 04, 2007, 09:54:15 PM I do that at my gigs sometimes! It's worth it for the great huskiness you get the rest of the time. Gotta love them cigarettes...
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: ifm on February 05, 2007, 12:21:29 AM Lily Allen is fantastic, breath of fresh air.
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Ironside on February 05, 2007, 12:27:31 AM never heard of her
Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: ifm on February 05, 2007, 12:29:50 AM never heard of her You live in jockland what do you expect? BTW the Bay City Rollers have disbanded and the Titanic sank. Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Colchester Kev on February 05, 2007, 12:32:41 AM never heard of her You live in jockland what do you expect? BTW the Bay City Rollers have disbanded and the Titanic sank. PMSL ... CLASSIC :D :D :D Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Ironside on February 05, 2007, 12:32:59 AM never heard of her You live in jockland what do you expect? BTW the Bay City Rollers have disbanded and the Titanic sank. who Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: bhoywonder on February 05, 2007, 01:46:34 AM yeah its true
i seen the vid it did sink Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: Jonboy on February 05, 2007, 01:56:21 AM never heard of her You live in jockland what do you expect? BTW the Bay City Rollers have disbanded and the Titanic sank. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Nearly pissed myself Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: MadYank on February 05, 2007, 03:40:24 AM Be greatful you havent got lady sovereign Now that is a real woman. How bout Peaches? http://www.peachesrocks.com/index.html (http://www.peachesrocks.com/index.html) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6WPpdpe7K8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6WPpdpe7K8) Can we force a thunderdome, "two women enter, one woman leaves" contest atween Peaches and Lily? Title: Re: If I promise to.... Post by: danafish on February 05, 2007, 05:01:26 AM That wouldn't be a fair fight. Even Lily Allen doesn't deserve to be massacred.
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