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Title: Free Bog Roll! Post by: ukbogroll on September 23, 2005, 03:36:04 PM As I'm new to this FORUM I'd like to introduce myself. I sell bog roll to public toilets. I think Red Dog has given my product a favourable review in the past on this very FORUM!
I'm offering the first 20 people who reply to this posting with a FREE sample of TWO sheets of bog roll. You could use this for it's intended purpose or if you wish it also makes excellent tracing paper! Free bog roll + free posting + free everything! Just reply to this post and email me your address to ukbogroll@hotmail.com! No doubt there'll be the usual poo-artists but thats okay! Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: snoopy1239 on September 23, 2005, 03:37:49 PM Yes pls. I'm running low.
It's spitting that fine rain over here. Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: TightEnd on September 23, 2005, 03:38:37 PM Welcome UKBogRoll
Enjoy your time on our forum unusual name..how did you get it? where do you play? live or online? Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: snoopy1239 on September 23, 2005, 03:40:05 PM I found some poor reviews for your bog roll on Amazon.
I won't paste them tho. Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Heid on September 23, 2005, 03:40:15 PM That's shite :)
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: TightEnd on September 23, 2005, 03:41:07 PM oh brother here we go!
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: AdamM on September 23, 2005, 03:45:13 PM I'll have a roll.
How bad can it be? Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: TightEnd on September 23, 2005, 03:46:06 PM I think this should be first prize at the P4C Xmas do
any objections? Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Karabiner on September 23, 2005, 03:46:37 PM Welcome ukbogroll
I for one will not be poo-pooing your generous offer. And do not worry about the poo boys as they are liable to poo-poo anything. ~: Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Robert HM on September 23, 2005, 03:49:11 PM Welcome to the forum. Enjoy, soak up the atmosphere, easy absorbable.
We have a number of blonde only comps which, if you are succesful, will leave you flushed with pride, however some of us you may easily wipe the floor with ease. Excuse the humour here, it could leave you clean round the bend. Beware of the teasing, they are just yanking your chain. Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: TightEnd on September 23, 2005, 03:50:54 PM Robert, only Red Dog can compete and as he's in transit to Southend, you win :)up
All bow, all bow! Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Robert HM on September 23, 2005, 03:52:24 PM I fank yew...... {exits stage left.} :D
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: AndrewT on September 23, 2005, 04:13:04 PM UKBogroll, is this your bogroll reviewed on this site - http://www.bogrollreview.com/reviews/ukbogroll.html
And is this one of the reviews? Customer Reviews 1/5 I was in urgent need of some bogroll and this stuff caught my eye, as it had been personally recommended to me by the maker. Mere words struggle to convey my disappointment with the product. Whilst it looked OK, upon opening I discovered that the paper was rough to the touch. Perforations were shabby at best, and resulted in uneven tearing of the paper. However, it was during use itself that the product plumbed new depths. I had my reservations about the structural integrity of the product and these proved well founded, as the paper was breached on the first wipe, resulting in an unpleasant finger/bumhole interface. Further use of the product resulted in severe chafing and I had to stop before I did irrepairable damage to the area. Sadly, I cannot recommend this product and will be returning to double quilted Andrex post-haste. Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Heid on September 23, 2005, 04:14:31 PM Fantastic!
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Robert HM on September 23, 2005, 04:17:40 PM Briiliant
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: ifm on September 23, 2005, 04:19:46 PM superlative!!
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Dewi_cool on September 23, 2005, 05:22:18 PM This post should be reported to the moderator, Ironside can we have a ruling please ;D
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: snoopy1239 on September 23, 2005, 11:00:15 PM Hey! It's been several hours and I still haven't received my bogroll.
Conmen! ;) Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Div on September 24, 2005, 01:29:33 AM Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: ifm on September 24, 2005, 02:37:05 AM nobody got the joke ???
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: Robert HM on September 24, 2005, 04:43:00 PM I thought it was "moving" ::)
Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: yt on September 24, 2005, 09:20:45 PM Genius!
My heartest congratulations to the chef. Title: Re: Free Bog Roll! Post by: tikay on September 25, 2005, 01:13:59 AM I hope you boys are not gently extacting the pi** out of a certain new &, from what I've heard, controversial, new blondeite, now are you. eh?......
And who is ukbogroll? I wonder of we need a detective to suss out who he is? |