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Title: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Tractor on February 07, 2007, 07:24:12 PM
(http://www.dragoncrafted.com/images/once_upon_a_time_wm.JPG)....


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: barhell on February 07, 2007, 07:27:18 PM
(http://www.lastlemon.com/dailydose/images/vim_strip1267.gif)
GAME OVER


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: kinboshi on February 07, 2007, 07:29:49 PM
rotflmfao


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Colchester Kev on February 07, 2007, 08:35:01 PM
OK I will bite, whats the first post supposed to mean ?


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: barhell on February 07, 2007, 08:39:50 PM
I guessed you were meant to tell a story in pics?


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: suzanne on February 08, 2007, 03:33:17 AM
Remember to SMILE....



Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: suzanne on February 08, 2007, 03:42:04 AM
waiting in suspense.....


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: suzanne on February 08, 2007, 03:53:01 AM
Have you taken your medication dear ?

 rotflmfao

Ok i will give it a go


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: thetank on February 08, 2007, 04:13:32 AM
(http://www.dimensionedelta.net/jones/popeye/_popeye.gif)

(http://www.thecaravangallery.co.uk/Pictures/Chris%20Menu%20GIFs/The-Caravan-Gallery-Web-sma.jpg)

(http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Adjectives/strong.gif)

(http://www.leedsmet.ac.uk/the_news/slideshow/images/06/greatstudentrun_race/km3_finish_0157.jpg)

(http://www.museums.org.za/bio/images/enb7/enb07440x_spinach.jpg)

(http://www.geocities.com/~shovalfilm/images/popeye-folder-dance.gif)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)




Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:06 AM
(http://www.dragoncrafted.com/images/once_upon_a_time_wm.JPG)....

(http://www.mckeownart.com/originals/cottage.jpg)



Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:12 AM
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/892872/2/istockphoto_892872_jaunty_fisherman_close_up.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:19 AM
(http://www.maltagozo.com/pictures/m31boat.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:26 AM
(http://www.montanaflyfishingguidebook.com/images/me-beard-cut.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:34 AM
(http://web.bvu.edu/students/seelfre/images/Backgrounds/night%20boat.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:41 AM
(http://www.link4u.com/webcards/man1a.gif)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:47 AM
(http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/smoking/gfx/titlephoto.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:53 AM
(http://www.piedaterreproperties.com/short_term/SL283/vert%20bed.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:14:59 AM
(http://www.oldcornwall.org/cottage_fire_1_small1.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:15:07 AM
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39679000/jpg/_39679839_saddam_beard150.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:15:11 AM
(http://www.weyc.net/images/articles/20060322130755873_5.jpg)


Standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:17:10 AM
(http://www.dimensionedelta.net/jones/popeye/_popeye.gif)

(http://www.thecaravangallery.co.uk/Pictures/Chris%20Menu%20GIFs/The-Caravan-Gallery-Web-sma.jpg)

(http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Adjectives/strong.gif)

(http://www.leedsmet.ac.uk/the_news/slideshow/images/06/greatstudentrun_race/km3_finish_0157.jpg)

(http://www.museums.org.za/bio/images/enb7/enb07440x_spinach.jpg)

(http://www.geocities.com/~shovalfilm/images/popeye-folder-dance.gif)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)




Super standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: thetank on February 08, 2007, 04:17:28 AM
Spooky, Flushy quotes just as I decide I'm not happy with it and delete.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: suzanne on February 08, 2007, 04:23:22 AM
ROTFPMSL...god knows what they will all think of this in the morning :-)


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 04:24:23 AM
Same every morning, Tank and Flushy smoke crack between 3:30 and 4:30 each morning.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: thetank on February 08, 2007, 04:26:38 AM
yup, for want of a better word, it's pretty standard.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: RichEO on February 08, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Once upon a time
(http://www.pokerchipsguide.com/poker-graphics/poker-chips.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/AAv72.jpg)

I wish I could
(http://www.igot-poker.com/poker-game.jpg)

Argh
(http://www.microlaw.com/images/KeyboardSmashComputer.gif)

The End


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: RichEO on February 08, 2007, 07:51:19 AM
Whilst scanning for poker images I found this which I couldn't stop laughing at.

It's NSFW and some people may be offended as it contains nudity, for this reason I'm not going to hotlink it and i'm goin to put the URL in 2 parts so you have to copy and paste and delete the space if you want to see it ;)

Code:
http://megi.kabel1.cz/web /zumpa/spider/poker.jpg


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2007, 08:36:44 AM
PMSL


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: RichEO on February 08, 2007, 09:12:54 AM
(http://www.dimensionedelta.net/jones/popeye/_popeye.gif)

(http://www.thecaravangallery.co.uk/Pictures/Chris%20Menu%20GIFs/The-Caravan-Gallery-Web-sma.jpg)

(http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Adjectives/strong.gif)

(http://www.leedsmet.ac.uk/the_news/slideshow/images/06/greatstudentrun_race/km3_finish_0157.jpg)

(http://www.museums.org.za/bio/images/enb7/enb07440x_spinach.jpg)

(http://www.geocities.com/~shovalfilm/images/popeye-folder-dance.gif)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)

(http://www.dragonfishstudio.com/images/whistle.jpg)


Quote from: http://www.toontracker.com/lyrics/popeye%20lyrics.htm
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Popeye the caravan? It rhymes anyway.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: KingPoker on February 08, 2007, 09:59:12 AM
Same every morning, Tank and Flushy LICK crack between 3:30 and 4:30 each morning.

FYP


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: matt674 on February 08, 2007, 10:33:51 AM
Once upon a time
(http://www.pokerchipsguide.com/poker-graphics/poker-chips.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/AAv72.jpg)

I wish I could
(http://www.igot-poker.com/poker-game.jpg)

Argh
(http://www.microlaw.com/images/KeyboardSmashComputer.gif)

The End

Why would you want to beat up your opponent and smash the screen in when clearly he has no option but to play the hand. The blinds are 200/400 and as there is only just over 600 in the pot then with the antes of the remaining players it means that the big blind only started the hand with approx 200 chips and therefore had no alternative but to play with the cards he was dealt - on this occasion 7-2 o/s. As all the chips are in preflop this just happens to be one of the 11-12 times in 100 that 7-2 o/s cracks AA - but then it didnt cost you anything as your small blind is posted automatically and you didnt have to put any further money into the pot.

(i know AWKWARD PRIMATE!!! ;))


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: RichEO on February 08, 2007, 10:43:25 AM
only aces cracked screenshot i could find. give me a few minutes and i'll no doubt be able to take a better one of myself...


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: matt674 on February 08, 2007, 10:46:04 AM
only aces cracked screenshot i could find. give me a few minutes and i'll no doubt be able to take a better one of myself...

;D

 ;goodluck; :D


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: thetank on February 08, 2007, 05:40:23 PM
Always thought it was I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I live in a Caravan.


Title: Re: Every picture tells a story.......
Post by: Claw75 on February 08, 2007, 08:23:36 PM
Always thought it was I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I live in a Caravan.

You're thinking of the school yard version:

I'm Popeye the sailor man, I Live in a caravan. When I go swimming, I kiss all the women I'm popeye the sailor man

There was also a version where he lived in a pot of jam, but I can't remember the rest.