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last year me my wife and son went to Atlantis paradise island for valentines day suprise,.,....,,,.(for 16 nights that is)..,,.,i won a few quid 2 days earlier and thought boll-ox lets go first class and fly direct on b.airways,.,.,got to heathrow the night before all excited to find the next day,the flight was cancelled,,ok no probs we will get the next flight,2 days wait or,fly to Miami then Nassau in economy,i dont mind economy but when you won the money it was like as if it was taken from you ,,.,.you know what i mean....
any way we finally arrive 16 hours later all squashed up,instead of 9 hours and no creases in our clothes,to find they lost our luggauge,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for 4 days lmao.,,,,,,,,,,
any way to the point we finally get all our gear and now we are in holiday mode,fab place,fab food,good weather,and it was all free,sort of,now i have a plan to buy my wife a BIG diamond ring,bigger than the one i got her years ago,(ungrateful cow lol)anyway me and my son go off downtown while shes sunbathing,,,we got stung for plenty (i thought) my son couldn't wait till the 14 Feb to give it to her so we went out for dinner in the night and i sorted the waiter out to bring the ring on the platter of lobster that they brought out to us,,anyways it was all romantical and she cried and i did it was all going so well sex for free what more could i want? 2 days later was the 14 th feb and me an my son had no suprise for here except cards and flowers,but wait,,,there was a casino,,,and i love casinos,,,,the next night i went to the casino and well lets just say i won a few quid,i said to my son in the morning lets go down town again to get mum a suprise so of we went,,,,,back to the diamond shop,,,they had a pair of earings that matched her ring mmmm nice ,,,after a bit of bargaining we bought them i will tell you how much they were coz its quite a valid point,,.,.,$6,800 i know,i know thats a lot of sit n gos,but hey,its valentines day.........
now me and my son come up with the idea of giving them to here on the beach in the night (let her go all day thinking shes getting nothing then bang suprise).,.,.,we go for dinner then i say lets go for a romantic walk on the beach,,,,we get to the beach and i say to my son no go and put the box with the earing's in  into a handful of seaweed and say to mum look ive found something and let her look............well all was going so well we were walking hand in hand and my son skimming stones and doing the seaweed thing then he goes for it mum,dad quick ive found something look,look,look,,,,as he gives it to his mum she says yuk er,er and threw it in  the frickin sea ,,,,lmao,,,,,we looked for about an hour then my wife went and got the security guy from the hotel and fair doos another $200 later,.,., and the guy got  his mate with a mask and underwater lamp,and he found them.....we all laughed about it and she was over the moon,,,,what i dont understand is when we get home she took them to our jeweller and got the studs thread so that they wouldn't come out and lose them,,,,but you know what,.,.,,. she never wears them coz she said shes scared of losing them looooooooooooooool

hahahahaha - you are certainly one helluva character!

lol nice story but free sex is first class tickets to Atlantis for 16 nights and a huge diamond ring  :o

that is free if your my missus lol.,.,.,

Good story , lets hope the other men on blonde can take a hint  ;angel;  :)

I won a $5 freeroll i'm buying my wife some penny sweets.

Last valentines day, we decided not to go out for a meal as usual so i said i would make a nice meal at home. My son was just coming up to his 1st birthday and my daughter was 2 1/2. we decided to put the kids to bed fairly early and eat after they had gone to bed. Unfortunatley my daughter had a sleep in the afternoon and was not tired so we put our son to bed and told our daughter to go and watch cartoons/play in the lounge.

It was all going so well. turned the lights off and got the candles out, played some quiet music, had some wine and ate our starters. I then go back to the kitchen to bring in the main courses. As we start to eat our daughter walks in and declares that she needs a poo. Now at this time she went to the toilet on her potty. So off she trots to the bathroom picks up her potty and decides that she is going to sit by us and poo, needless to say it sort of ruined the moment.

Serves you right for trying to eat your daughters!!

:-D