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Bunch of people playing on the Crypto HU tables who refuse to play you if you're not a total fish. They don't do the honerable thing and leave the table, they just sit out and open up another table for themselves. I had the same guy sitting out on 5 tables a while ago. Seems kinda sad to me, I played about 5 hands with another one and he refused to play any more. They seem quite happy to admit what they are doing.

Intelligent players with good table selection or buncha tight arsed nitty cowards?

tight arsed nitty cowards

or a mixture of the 2- tight arsed inteligent players!

Bunch of (http://freewebby.com/adult-smilies/handjob.gif)

where did you get the smiley from nem?  Im sure i will make use of it!

So if you had the choice between playing someone who is world class and could very easily take you for everything you have or playing against someone who you know you can wipe the floor with and pay for all your bills then who would you pick?

I'd take it as a compliment that they don't think your a soft touch and go in search of the same fish they are after.

Next time someone does this to you watch them to see who they will play against (and therefore class as the easy money fish) then do your upmost to seek these players out to play against getting in before the players who wont play you in the first place - that will really get up their noses!! ;)

On Crypto right now there is a 6 seat $25/$50 NL table with a waiting list of nine!

What is the point of being the ninth person on that list - if you think it's going to be a good table now it's hardly likely to be once the eight guys ahead of you have taken their seats.

Perhaps they only have 1 or 2 tables open and therefore if you want to play $25/$50 you have to queue up?

(don't frequent crypto cash games so wouldn't know how many $25/$50 are on the go during the day)

On internet tables there is always a free table - when one fills another empty one opens up. If these guys all wanted a game that much, six of them could just sit down at the free table.

Which makes me think there's someone they really want to play at the full one...

perhaps none of them want to feel like Billy-no-mates and sit at an empty table waiting for it to fill

or that the players have larger stacks than the maximum buy in

Yeah, that must be the reason - there's $57,000 on a 6max $5000 buyin game.

Does Crypto not lift them from the table after they've sat out for a certain period of time?

Fairly standard stuff to implement if not.

I could be wrong but I think you only get lifted if you're sitting out when there's a waiting list. If there's no waiting list you can sit there for as long as you like.

Generally if "Deemaj" is at the 25/50 on crypto there will be a huge waiting list. He has donked off a hell of alot put in 2k preflop with K4s few days back i was so confused when i saw his hand. All in for his other 3k after the flop :).

I 've done it when really trying to make money, i usually explain it to the oppo though. Along the lines of why should we battle it out for ages eventually running monster into monster for someones buy in when we can just sit here and clean out a steady trickle of dickheads giving their money away.

Seems fine to me.

Sit at all their tables with minimum buy-ins till they run out of roll.

After watching a few hands today I'd certainly made him big money favourite to be the shark magnet.

If anyone has the money you really should sit with himhe just threw away like 12k in  5 mins all in pf with J8 off

He's gone now.

Guess what - the waiting list vanished...

I've come to an arrangement on my main site that I don't play a couple of guys heads up, just no point. The games go on for ages and the only winner long term is the site.

Hehe he just joined a table now the waiting list is 7 :)

It would be just my luck to wait in line to get a seat at this table only to have my  Kc Ks cracked after going all in preflop against him while he's holding  3d 9d

 ;whistle;

For those of you wondering what type of player Deemaj is, here is the classic 're-re-raise out of the small blind with AJo, then calling the subsequent all-in and suckout' tactic. Monsieur had AK - Deemaj flopped the Jack then hit a flush for good measure.

Dealer: Starting new hand: #3150633093
Dealer: Deemaj posts small blind $25
Dealer: Jibby147 posts big blind $50
Dealer: Harlequin raises to $200
Dealer: Monsieur raises to $700
Dealer: cptcrunch folds
Dealer: Deemaj raises to $1600
Dealer: Jibby147 folds
Dealer: Harlequin folds
Dealer: Monsieur raises to $5917
Dealer: Monsieur is all-in
Dealer: Deemaj calls $4317
Dealer: Deemaj has A Flush, Ace high
Dealer: Game #3150633093, Deemaj wins pot ($12081) with A Flush, Ace high

Who says poker is a game of skill?

Derek Kelly!

The guy makes seriously good viewing tho.

Deemaj now has $28,000 - no one else really has more than the $5,000 buy-in.

Rory Matthews is next on the waiting list.

Deemaj raises UTG with KJ, is called by Monsieur on the button with 77.

Board is A4456 - Deemaj three-barrels and Monsieur calls him all the way - $5500 pot.

Board is 4468 - Deemaj has 97 and bets $1000 into a pot of about $2500 and is raised to $6500 by QQ. Deemaj has $9000 back and calls the extra $5500 to hit his eight outs, with only $3500 in his stack for the river.

River is a 10.

Am railing deemaj now for a bit of entertainment!

He wins another $10K pot...

steve just went all in on an open ender, what a moron!

Deemaj up to $27,500 - waiting list is now eleven.

 rotflmfao

Short stack raises, cptcrunch flat calls, as does Deemaj.

Flop T83, shortstack pushes rest in wth JJ, cptcrunch flat calls with his KK so as not to chase Deemaj away. Unfortunately for him, Deemaj has TT and has flopped top set.

Deemaj up to $36,000.

Is that more people wanting to throw their money at him?

Three way all-in preflop.

Shortstack - KK
cptcrunch - QQ
Deemaj calls with AQ

You can kind of guess which card fell on the flop.

Deemaj up to $46,700.

Bet they took that well...

I saw that one.  When somebody runs that hot it is probably a good idea to find another table, lol.

Deemaj says 'c u later' at 5:42pm with $43,500 and leaves the table.

One other player immediately leaves, another sits out. The next person in the waiting list sits down, sees Deemaj isn't there any more, and immediately leaves. The sitting out player then leaves.

Table collapses completely within one minute.

He is my hero

just wish i had the doh to milk him!!!!!!!!!

He's probably woth 10s and 10s of millions and laughing at all of us analyzing his play cos as he donks off one days interest without even thinking about it.

What an amazing thread. Do we know who "Deemaj" is?

Is it Flushy?