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Game #3150493923: Hold'em NL (£0.50/£1) - 2007/02/16 - 06:36:58 (DST)
Table "Nirvana" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Neimas01 (£65.88 in chips)
Seat 3: CPC06 (£106.75 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- (£99.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Bebop251 (£207.12 in chips)
Seat 6: Mrorangeo (£65 in chips)
Mrorangeo: posts small blind £0.50
Neimas01: posts big blind £1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [Qc Kd]
CPC06: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to £4
Bebop251: folds
Mrorangeo: folds
Neimas01: calls £3
----- FLOP ----- [9s 5d 3d]
Malco2707 joins the table at seat #2
Neimas01: bets £3
-Gotcha-: raises to £13
Neimas01: calls £10
----- TURN ----- [9s 5d 3d][As]
Neimas01: checks
-Gotcha-: bets £82.25 and is all-in
Neimas01: is all-in £48.88
Returned uncalled bets £33.37 to -Gotcha-
----- RIVER ----- [9s 5d 3d As][Kc]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [Qc Kd] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
Neimas01: shows [Ad Kh] (Two Pairs, Aces and Kings, Nine high)
Neimas01 collected £129.26 from Main pot


Game #3150930163: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/16 - 06:30:23 (DST)
Table "Jackpot" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: mubbben ($195 in chips)
Seat 2: love2rake ($241.50 in chips)
Seat 3: LarZ0N ($250.25 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- ($208.25 in chips)
Seat 5: limpdonk ($133.75 in chips)
Seat 6: stevodwg ($662 in chips)
-Gotcha-: posts small blind $1
limpdonk: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [7d 9d]
stevodwg: folds
mubbben: raises to $8
love2rake: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $26
limpdonk: folds
mubbben: calls $18
----- FLOP ----- [5c Js 5s]
-Gotcha-: bets $40
mubbben: calls $40
----- TURN ----- [5c Js 5s][9c]
-Gotcha-: bets $142.25 and is all-in
mubbben: is all-in $129
Returned uncalled bets $13.25 to -Gotcha-
----- RIVER ----- [5c Js 5s 9c][8d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [7d 9d] (Two Pairs, Nines and Fives, Jack high)
mubbben: shows [Qc Qh] (Two Pairs, Queens and Fives, Jack high)
mubbben collected $389 from Main pot


Game #3151152993: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/16 - 06:51:12 (DST)
Table "King" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Stallion ($196.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Alece1703 sits out
Seat 3: stevodwg ($345 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- ($321.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Dan041110 sits out
Seat 6: LarZ0N ($266.12 in chips)
Stallion: posts small blind $1
stevodwg: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [4d 4c]
-Gotcha-: raises to $8
LarZ0N: calls $8
Stallion: folds
stevodwg: folds
----- FLOP ----- [9s 5h 8s]
-Gotcha-: bets $14
LarZ0N: raises to $28
-Gotcha-: raises to $90
LarZ0N: raises to $258.12 and is all-in
-Gotcha-: folds
Returned uncalled bets $168.12 to LarZ0N
LarZ0N: doesn't show hand
LarZ0N collected $197 from Main pot


Game #3150763363: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/16 - 05:40:24 (DST)
Table "Jackpot" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Neuron666 ($199.50 in chips)
Seat 2: love2rake ($212 in chips)
Seat 3: LarZ0N ($197 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: Kepler ($278.01 in chips)
Seat 6: stevodwg ($580.25 in chips)
stevodwg: posts small blind $1
Neuron666 sits out
love2rake: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [As Jd]
LarZ0N: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $8
mubbben joins the table at seat #1
Kepler: calls $8
stevodwg: calls $7
love2rake: folds
----- FLOP ----- [5c 4d Js]
stevodwg: checks
-Gotcha-: bets $14
Kepler: calls $14
stevodwg: folds
----- TURN ----- [5c 4d Js][Kd]
-Gotcha-: bets $26
Kepler: calls $26
----- RIVER ----- [5c 4d Js Kd][3c]
-Gotcha-: checks
Kepler: bets $40
-Gotcha-: calls $40
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Kepler: shows [7h 6h] (A Straight, Seven high)
-Gotcha-: mucks hand  [As Jd]
Kepler collected $183 from Main pot


Game #3150664853: Hold'em NL (£0.50/£1) - 2007/02/16 - 06:32:28 (DST)
Table "Ludwig" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Duaneo (£74.50 in chips)
Seat 2: -Gotcha- (£90.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Chavskum (£202.27 in chips)
Seat 4: Mrorangeo (£105.50 in chips)
Seat 5: CPC06 (£244.86 in chips)
Seat 6: Blueboy66 (£79.33 in chips)
Mrorangeo: posts small blind £0.50
CPC06: posts big blind £1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [7h Ah]
Blueboy66: folds
Duaneo: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to £4
Chavskum: calls £4
Mrorangeo: folds
CPC06: folds
----- FLOP ----- [Kc 5s Kh]
-Gotcha-: bets £7
Chavskum: calls £7
----- TURN ----- [Kc 5s Kh][7s]
-Gotcha-: checks
Chavskum: bets £25
-Gotcha-: raises to £79.50 and is all-in
Chavskum: calls £54.50
----- RIVER ----- [Kc 5s Kh 7s][6s]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [7h Ah] (Two Pairs, Kings and Sevens, Ace high)
Chavskum: shows [As Ad] (Two Pairs, Aces and Kings, Seven high)
Chavskum collected £179.50 from Main pot


Game #3150687253: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/16 - 07:05:03 (DST)
Table "Drawing" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: LarZ0N ($215.38 in chips)
Seat 2: Xxhannahx ($286 in chips)
Seat 3: -Gotcha- ($218.25 in chips)
Seat 4: stevodwg ($271 in chips)
Seat 5: Fredilius ($192 in chips)
Seat 6: mubbben ($200 in chips)
Fredilius: posts small blind $1
mubbben: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [As 4s]
LarZ0N: folds
Xxhannahx: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $8
stevodwg: folds
Fredilius: folds
mubbben: calls $6
----- FLOP ----- [Ts Jc 8s]
mubbben: checks
-Gotcha-: bets $12
mubbben: raises to $35
-Gotcha-: raises to $210.25 and is all-in
mubbben: is all-in $157
Returned uncalled bets $18.25 to -Gotcha-
----- TURN ----- [Ts Jc 8s][6h]
----- RIVER ----- [Ts Jc 8s 6h][Th]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [As 4s] (A Pair of Tens, Ace high)
mubbben: shows [Js Jh] (A Full House, Jacks full of Tens)
mubbben collected $398 from Main pot

Did you like the first one so much that you had to repeat it at the end?



Oh, and drugs are bad, m'kay?

So the laws of averages hold up and the best hand wins on all but one occasion.

Or being a mtt monkey am i missing the point of the thread?

I think the 'spew' in the title refers to BK's wild spewing of $ in a short space of time, rather than being a bad beat rant (which is what I'd expected it to be originally).

Have they been posted for the purpose of hand analysis or is it just a general "i've had a bad day at the office" thread?  :dontask:

Both I imagine.

All the hands took place within a couple of hours of each other.

LOL you want bad beats? I can do bad beats. How many would you like? 3 to start...

Game #3147994813: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/15 - 18:51:24 (DST)
Table "Dalamir" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: jmk86 ($299.75 in chips)
Seat 2: faljez ($52.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Monco ($200.25 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- ($310.99 in chips)
Seat 5: Rudenac ($113.16 in chips)
Seat 6: Stoglio ($247.36 in chips)
jmk86: posts small blind $1
faljez: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [Ad As]
Monco: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $8
Rudenac: calls $8
Stoglio: folds
jmk86: calls $7
faljez: folds
----- FLOP ----- [3h 2h 2d]
jmk86: checks
-Gotcha-: bets $18
Rudenac: raises to $36
jmk86: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $302.99 and is all-in
Rudenac: is all-in $69.16
Returned uncalled bets $197.83 to -Gotcha-
----- TURN ----- [3h 2h 2d][Kc]
----- RIVER ----- [3h 2h 2d Kc][9c]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [Ad As] (Two Pairs, Aces and Twos, King high)
Rudenac: shows [9s 9d] (A Full House, Nines full of Twos)
Rudenac collected $233.32 from Main pot

Game #3148383703: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/15 - 19:05:33 (DST)
Table "King" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: Suzysou ($193.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Evinrude ($255 in chips)
Seat 3: Trooploop ($198 in chips)
Seat 4: -Gotcha- ($405 in chips)
Seat 5: pokapoka ($576.45 in chips)
Seat 6: tomvegas ($390 in chips)
Trooploop: posts small blind $1
-Gotcha-: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [Qh Qd]
pokapoka: calls $2
tomvegas: folds
Suzysou: raises to $4
Evinrude: calls $4
Trooploop: folds
-Gotcha-: raises to $20
pokapoka: folds
Suzysou: calls $16
Evinrude: folds
----- FLOP ----- [Tc 3d 8s]
-Gotcha-: bets $36
Suzysou: calls $36
----- TURN ----- [Tc 3d 8s][3h]
-Gotcha-: bets $349 and is all-in
Suzysou: is all-in $137.25
Returned uncalled bets $211.75 to -Gotcha-
----- RIVER ----- [Tc 3d 8s 3h][6h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
-Gotcha-: shows [Qh Qd] (Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, Ten high)
Suzysou: shows [7c 9s] (A Straight, Ten high)
Suzysou collected $390.50 from Main pot

Game #3143419053: Hold'em NL ($1/$2) - 2007/02/15 - 14:14:03 (DST)
Table "Dragon" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: -Gotcha- ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Billycorg ($229 in chips)
Seat 3: Uppenberg ($173.50 in chips)
Seat 4: FloppyDuc ($342.78 in chips)
Seat 5: monco ($223.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Nymannnn ($237.75 in chips)
Nymannnn: posts small blind $1
-Gotcha-: posts big blind $2
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to -Gotcha- [8c 8d]
Billycorg: folds
Uppenberg: raises to $8
FloppyDuc: folds
monco: folds
Nymannnn: folds
-Gotcha-: calls $6
----- FLOP ----- [2h Kd 8h]
-Gotcha-: checks
Uppenberg: bets $12
-Gotcha-: raises to $34
Uppenberg: calls $22
----- TURN ----- [2h Kd 8h][3c]
-Gotcha-: bets $56
Uppenberg: raises to $131.50 and is all-in
-Gotcha-: calls $75.50
----- RIVER ----- [2h Kd 8h 3c][Ad]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Uppenberg: shows [As Ah] (Three of a kind, Aces, King high)
-Gotcha-: shows [8c 8d] (Three of a kind, Eights, Ace high)
Uppenberg collected $345 from Main pot

I think its a cunning plan - ironically the reverse of Tighty's tactics.

Tighty happily plays like a LAG, safe in the knowledge that the only thing anyone remembers about him is that he folds QQ pre-flop.

Byron plays a few crazy hands, posts the histories for all to see, and then cleans up in the cash games by being a total rock!

Its a good job we're all too cunning to fall for it.   ;)

The first section of hands look disturbingly familiar.

When I tried cash last year, I went very close to busto trying to steam roll pots like that.

I hope Byron can get it back before it's too late.

To be honest i was just trying to ascertain the reasoning behind the original post.

Matt, on your next day out, I would not recommend the Tate Modern.

Day out?!?!?!?!!?!?

I'm lucky if they let me take off my white buckled jacket!! ;)