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Tonight is my turn as the Poker Pro ( ;whistle;) on SKY Poker and am a little nervous.  Now I have done a few of these shows when they were in the rehearsals stage, but this is now LIVE and something that not many of us are getting practise at in our everyday lives!!

I thought it would a great and novel idea that if any of you guys were playing in the comp, or just watching the show, you could give me feedback, abuse or even tell me off for crap things I am saying or doing.  The funny thing is I can log on to blonde whilst I am playing so please feel free to pm me if I play with my hair or say SO too often (I noticed that last time).  I even said on the last show I did that I would pass pocket Aces in certain situations!!!!  What???  Crazy talk.

So, I am on the line tonight, and if it goes well, you guys can do it all again tomorrow night for Colchester Kev!  Channel 846 - 9pm.

Thanks in advance

Maria

what is the current record for "joke calls / emails" to any one show - something tells me that there may be a new record set tonight and that 50% of them with be chip shop related  ;whistle;

and that the record will be broken again tomorrow with 75% of them being pie related!!! :D

chilli on tele     hubba hubba                i will be watching   :)up

good luck mate you will be fine

FRAN

GL Chilli, my internet seems lame today so won't be able to watch it just remember if you do anything stupid just tell them it was a Flushy move!

any chance you could wear pigtails please

Ha ha, Chili then Kev :D

Got to watch this :D

GL Chili :)

Bugger, I'm going out tonight. 

GL though, break a leg! (I'll kiss it better)

 :redcard: :redcard: >:? >:?

p.s I'll ask makeup.

PML @ Booder.

Chili - don't worry about doing anything bad tonight.  Whatever you do will soon be forgotten when that mug from Colchester is on tomorrow night.  I'm expecting more complaints than the last series of Big Brother received.

Just signed up to sky poker now i think i've broken it anyone else having issues?

Good luck tonight

i can never get the live feed to work

I can't even get the sky poker page up.

I wish you every possible success.

 :goodpost: ;iagree;

The guests have been improving and providing some nice entertainment over the weekend, gl tonight I am sure you will do fine.

if you gonna do pigtails is a school uniform too much to ask?

ohhhhhhhh   i have come over all funny

Good luck Chili......just enjoy it!

best of luck Chili - you'll be fine!

You'll do great Chili.

Don't worry about the pigtails & uniform - I'm sure we can imagine it ;)

Now... if you wanted to bring back the BB2 kilt  ;kev; :)up :-*

Who is all funny, and what kind of parent would name their child "all"

 ;yellowcard; :redcard: :redcard:

Ive got a spare POLE in the back of my cab if you need it . Oh and some mud now i come to think of it !!!..................best of luck Maria xx.

best of luck maria , just a low cut top will do .

Goodluck  :)

All the very best mate, but dont be too good, i have to follow you !!!

yes bring back the kilt and maybe youll get more offers of marriage from the guys like rod :) only this time try not to fall over your chair whilst getting your stiletto (if i remeber right) stuck in the chair.

go Chilli. your going to be great

all the best

Mad x

 ;goodluck; ;charmaine; you will be fine ;slavedriver;

I think we need a "bucket of cold water" smiley.

How come there are no sexist remarks when I am on the show?

im sure you will be fine hun.,.,.,.,especially when i email the show a nice sarky comment about my thong is bigger than yours story.,.,.hehehehehhee.,.gl hun

good luck maria im sure you will be fine  :)up

see if you can beat the record for the best performance by any guest since the "live" launch of 7th place.

wonder who that was??? .............oh yeah it was me xx

kev in tomorrow night  rotflmfao could be a delay to the show start as i dont think the make up lady starts til 3pm  ;nana;

Maria all you need to remember is that loads of people will be watching and hanging on your every word. If you make a major cock up there wont be just the few at the table like at the local casino there will be all of us and many more watching to mock you later- no pressure there obviously ;)


Oh and make sure you are wearing trousers so you avoid any Britney Spears/Lynday Lohan moments

your pretty lucky maria with the timing of your appearance.

with the kev on the nite after you whatever cock ups you do tonight im sure the mug will eclipse tomorrow night and anything you do will be forgotten  rotflmfao

kev will be amazing TV- not many people can look str8 at camera one and camera two simultaneously

Why has Maria shaved her hair too...


You'll be fine Maria ..enjoy..x

shaven haven or wild and unkept? how the hell would i know maureen?


would sure as hell make a very popular poll (joking tikay before you have a coronary)

Only joking.....from the news ...sry

i might make my debut on sky tonight

I'm registered for my first time tonight.

....meanwhile......

Please remember the point of Maria's original Post. She's trying to do the job well & wants PM's by way of feedback while she is "on air".

It's something of a neat trick if you think about it - appearing on Live TV and surfing blonde at the same time!

is anyone else having trouble accessing skypoker?

I was earlier but it seems resolved now.

i need closure on what you'll be wearing as you clash with trading places on E4... /:-|

julian you are not trading places with maria tonight even if you were i am sure your outfits will not clash her handbag is half the size of yours ;D

 ;goodluck; Chili, remember to have fun & enjoy it

i still cant access skypoker direct i went in via skybet got in no problem at all

Good Luck! xx

Would you be Chi1i tonight?! Lol.. They run out of alias'?

i was signed up to play i decided to open a table to get used to software but it wouldnt open with my NIS on works fine if i disable NIS but i dont fancy having no firewall for the lenght of a game

i put in the approraite rule according to the skypoker guide to the firewall but still no joy

anyone got any ideas?

1 min to go aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

gouldy is king

Good luck Maria, I'm sure you'll be fine. :)

Good luck...you'll be fine!!   ;goodluck;

How's it going so far? Hope well! :)

I'm stuck at work and have only just seen this thread, so not able to catch the show... Is it repeated?

Yes, tomorrow.

Tomorrow at 4.30pm, or Tonight at 1am also.

i got fishyitb on my table

You still in? Amazing. It's rigged.

Nah dads not in it tonight, its me you got on your table mate lol.

Hi mango

actually its repeated later at 1or 2am.

nothing exciting for me yet in comp. starting stack!

PM or AM?......

just lost a 2.4k pot

i had limped in with tt guy on my left goes all in for 1100+ i have 1900 so when its folded round to me i instant call and he hits his 1 over card (A2o)

Doh!  I fixed it tikay lol

the guy had gone all in 3 time previously with no raises before him

i am out

having gotten back to 1360 i got caught in a hand with AT v KJ feeling pot commited with only 660 left on a board of 7xJT7 i make a bad call

oh dear, how embarrasing.  I am so gone............  ran into AA!!!! 

you going to play a sng?

i'm out 206th

Time for the walk of shame then? That'd be interesting......

Yep,still got work to do.  I on celebrity table 2312.  come and get me.

i am in ready and waiting wont let me chat till game starts

too easy....way to many gags fit here but i shall resist.

ul maria

SHIP that last longer Chili! Mwahaha.

Unlucky.

sofa king email? Chili looked slihghtly as if she was groaning internally.

yes guys sofa king is james Fischer.  Very embarrasing but he is such a thoughful, lovely guy.  Cheers James.

They said at the break, that they had a lot of emails about me.   I nearly threw up scared with what was heading my way!!!

Having a blast in the sit and go and my fella has just joined up saying "oi! i'm watching you!"lol

Tell him to post on here more often!

I WAS GOING TO TELL THEM ABOUT OUR THREESOME BUT YOU TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE.,.,.,.your secret fantasy is safe with me hun.,.,.,

 :redcard: :redcard:

james Fischer.  FISHER i am not a german.,.,..,.

and as to blowing that at me /.,.,.,.well mmmmmm.,.,.

you sure your not german?

in another sit and go. 2 places left!!

maria tell gouldy to calm down .,.,or ill come and bully him again.,.,

this is not my uncle adolf fisher hitler

i never said it was but do you like sauages? and beer?

?????funny enough??????? yeah.,.,.maybee i am german.,.,or am i trying to get to 1000 posts??

your a german

Who's that presenter?

Don't you think he sounds a bit "Smashy and Nicey" or is he more David Coleman from Spitting Image?

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

bless him

Spot prize for someone who gets involved with second pair no kicker plays it to the river then finally folds.

Its not fair.  Not only have i been crap in the comp, out first in the sit and go but now I'm on my own.......

The other two are out their sit and go's so they got sent home....I'm still here, running over my second sit and go so have to stay...  ;tk;

Get it won!

hehe - getting accused of bullying now

They were allowed to go? Thats not right!

Think it may have been cos Brandon was too loud  :D

wait till i get on there ill be doing the bullying

YAY - won the sit and go.  One small redemption!!! lol.

well done

rookie or anyone else i am playing the $10 + 50 HU tables if you want a game

Busy in a shorthanded game elsewhere ATM.... maybe give you a £5 or £10 HU later if you are still around.

Sorry, late on this thread but..... PMSL

still waiting for some more HU action if anyone is intrested

when does chilli come on im watching the repeat

sigh, enough of gould and co, back to chilli

Doh - missed it I was at Luton  >:(  Decided not to play at Lutontonight, an opportunity to abuse Kev is just too much to miss - I have a great question that I heard at the tables last night - if no one asks it I just have too.............

It's repeated today Tracey.