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I decided not to make a Golem/LOTR/My Precious gag, because I thought there would be ten of them.

Turns out there were none. It's like laying down JJ to TT. ::)

or Q-Q on the bubble  ;shame;

Does no1 else see the humour in the first three? I find em hilarious.  :D

YOUR QUOTE IS BETTER THAN WINNING MATE.,.,.I THINK ITS THE TAKING PART THAT COUNTS.,.,..,

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.

please vote for me ive never one.,.,.and i enter all the time.,.,.,

?what do you win ?  a wsop seat? or something ?

A poker lesson from me.

i bet you voted for the cyanide one .,.,just to get your name in lights.,.,.,
as to the poker lesson well.,.,.,.lets just say i really dont mind losing this week.,.,no offence m8.,.,

As you,,,,,////wish, it'''''s your//////,,,lo55.

How can you not find that one funny?!?!  ;tracet;

i dont know who wrote this one"THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY WILLY"
  but its the best one i think ive ever seen on this site???

Someone with personal experience perhaps? I think the capitals are compensating for something, just like my ferrari does for me.

I do now, I just didn't understand it before.

its not bigger than mine.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..........its about the same size.,.,.,

mind you .,.,.,you wouldnt want it on your nose for a wart.,.,..

Neck and neck!

Someone vote...

Normally I upload a new caption comp on Thursdays, but I am keeping this week's open until we can unveil a winner.

Honestly Sofa, I wanted nothing more for you to win, bu you were just pipped at the post by...

"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"

Well done to Andrew T.

How the willy one didn't win, I'll never know.  :tikay:

JAMES
"THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY WILLY"

james
im going to swap this for 5 magic beans

JAMES
"THIS IS MY BANKROLL"

JAMES
most people have gallstones,I HAD ONE OF THESE !

james
if i dont win this week im not playing anymore.,..,,.,.,.,,.

crosscourtbh
Now how does that story go ? 'A chip a chair and a prayer' %$£* it ALL IN.

LeKnave
I thought u said it was supposed to be hard to balance a glass on ur head while holding a chip with the tips of ur fingers

kinboshi
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes....

Flushy
Anyone who said "A chip and a chair" should be shot.

Rich Offless
What was that saying about a chip and a chair?

liam
"HeHe look i actually got one left"

SupaMonkey
Watch this Kev, this is how you do it.

Simon Young
This chip cost me an arm and a leg

Brumbilly
Newsflash: Poker player catches 'nearly' invisible man by the *****locks!

AndrewT
"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"

Geothesarge
The ultimate "chip and a chair" shot

Colchester Kev
From a Million quid off Evans to a CHIP & A CHAIR ..... Thats Poker !!!!

KeithyB
As you can see this little beauty cost me an arm and a leg......literally !!

raw
Yes, you have the chip and the chair, but you still need a deck of cards and other players!

Matt Tyler
don't look into the eyes...look around the eyes... when i click my fingers

James Robinson
A chip and a chair - but no bugger to play with!!!

Geothesarge
"To hell with coloured contact lenses, I'm sticking to the specs!!"

Dewi cool
oh shit, where's me placard with' I love sofa king hes the best' written on it gone

Dewi cool
oh I remember, I sold it for a fiver

alan armitage
after talking to tikay for the last hr i have decided to end it all by taking this cyanide tablet

thetank
I've got a chip, a chair, but only one leg.

snoopy
What would Mickey Wernick do?

Mantis
Woodley discovers you need more than a chip & a chair to win a poker tournament. You also need cards, friends etc...

snoopy
What would Mickey Wernick do?

this is a fix.,.,its allways the posh people who win.,.,.suppose the queen will get it next week ???

Just because my keyboard has a space bar, it doesn't make me posh.

*eats cucumber sandwiches*

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PMSL.


I thought i had a real shot this week, i got 1 vote....