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It's been a while since we had a good ol' pet hate/Room 101 style thread.



I hate installing programs on my PC, that feel they are important enough to start up automatically every time I re-boot. If I want you, I'll click on you!

When someone laughs politely before you've finished telling a joke. Worse still, when they laugh politely over the punchline.

Shop assistants with attitudes.

Women who are incapable of making desicions. They don't know what they want, but they know what they don't want, and will polite refuse 123 suggestions, before plumping eventually for suggestion number 1.

so you hate 99% of all women.

For me it's people who think they somehow have the authority to get involved in what I consider to be my business and offering the old "I think that's a really bad idea" without having been asked for their opinion.

Cheltenham

So have you met any from that 1%?

People that are all over the different lanes on roundabouts
People that chase flushes no matter the odds - they don't seem to do it with straights, just flushes.

I'll think of some more, there's bound to be lots more, as they happen, I'll post them

i cant stand snobs. they are sooooo annoying!! anyone who thinks s/he is better than the next person is no good in my book.

I'm not better, they are just worse. ;)

in the back door snobbery? :)

Are you suggesting back door snobbery is worse than front door snobbery? ;)

they are of equal dubiety in my book (she said sitting on the fence):)

Pet hate
That flippin Halfax advert on at the mo, makes me want to chuck my tv remote through the screen!

Oh yes!!

GRRRRR!!!!!

fair point

Most Haunted.

Hate it hate it hate it.

Folk who type in lo for hello, don't ask me why  :tikay:

and dont even start me on "Sheilas wheels "

Oh Sheilas Wheels is very annoying.

VOC??

Ahhh, Now I likw Sheilas wheels

not a fan of weebl?

Worst ever advert is prob the new Kia one

Why
Where
How
Who
Where
Why
How

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

You lost me there, I must be out of touch....

Yep, look no further, we have a winner.

i bet that bird from the halifax advert drives a kia

yeah that one really does my head in.

Other things I hate

Ant and Dec.

If we're talking adverts, the one that really gets on my tits at the moment is that Trident chewing gum one  :tikay:

that "jamaican" fella? yeah he is the most annoying thing out there

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/paper.htm

Should get you up to speed.

I've just ordered all of their albums..... ;frustrated;

revolving doors as ive no sense of direction

Couldnt agree more silo, if the barsteward had kept to his lane, i wouldnt have ended up being cut out of my car by the emergency services this morning

People who go 50mph in the fast lane then stick their finger up when I flash them out of the way - WELL DON'T BE A SLOW-ARSE THEN!!

lol thought you'd agree :D

Glad you're ok btw :)

Pet hate threads ::)

Clothes horses.

Ponce's that use their fingers to make air inverted commas, I have the overwhelming urge to punch the fekkers in the nose.


Rip Off Britain, its still going strong and we as consumers till allow ourelves to be taken for a ride.

Politicians and the bureaucrats, about as much use as a chocolate teapot and still these people act like sheep and have jobs for life in most cases.

Scumbag parents that fail to control and teach their children a civilised way to behave.

I have more but i may start to upset people.

the fact i made 2k with a straight flush earlier then just lost all profit with trip queens to quad eights on the river.

5 people in a club tonight trying to argue with me that online Poker is rigged and refusing to back down.

Queueing in Banks. (did banking for a company in my year out last year).

Walking.

Poker commentators who dont know what theyr talking about. (not having a go at that Norman guy, more Colin Murray and the likes.

Jade Goody
It is a sad testiment to the state of our society that we make a ignorant cow like her a multi millionaiire "star"

Sickens me when I see a programme about her on TV, and sickens me more that my missus actually used to skyplus Jades Salon !!!

We are being ripped off from every angle. God knows how people who earn minimum wage aren't homeless and starving.

I hate salesmen in shops who talk my girlfriend in to buying the needless upgrades that gets them their bonus because shes to nice to say no.

Is colch involved with the weeble's seems to be alot of pie mentioning?

People who complain but  don't do anything to change the satus quo...

Cheap irony ::)

Over zealous mods on forums who misunderstand/misinterpret many things

You tell me which way they went, I'll go gettem.

tell me if i am being over sensitive but where i work there is a door which has handles on both sides so its not easy to tell wether it is "push" or "pull", well i now know after the first time i tried to push and nearlly put my head through the glass, this is not my problem, my problem is all the middle aged women and other such stupid people that although they have worked in the same building for 10 years plus still try to push and i get stuck behind them getting angrier and angrier.  i really feel that if you walk through the same door everyday it wouldnt take much to make a mental note of the way it opens...

do i need some therapy?

ps

i also hate people that drive upto roundabouts when the roads are empty and rather than look as they approach, they wait till the last minute, stop then look to the right and see that the road is dead, i cant count the number of times ive nearly gone into the back of somebody on a clear road...

ahhhh i feel so much better now.

my girlfriend does this, drives me fuggin nuts.

doesnt take much to have a quick glance does it!?

Endemol. Sounds like A Dutch suppository, the TV it produces has the same effect.

Branding, re-branding, brand values, brand management, brand awareness, sweating the brand - and anyone who holds down a full-time job polishing the "brand Richard".

on a similar theme, 'lets touch base', 'brain storming' (sorry, 'thought showers'). Basically any ridiculous phrases generally used in the office by wankers.

got a report at work from one of the top dogs, huge salary etc, the heading was....

"we need to get more joined up"

and this is from a guy that is pushing well over a 6 figure salary and has more education than a very well educated person...

ah..my old manager had this "We have to manage our own destiny, and on Monday I want everyone to come back reinvigorated and ready to manage theirs proactively". (This right after a round of lay-offs)

I have to say whilst on this vein, When I worked for Monster.com we had a great work ethic, a fantastic individual and team motivation and a lot of fun was had at work.

Unsurprisingly we were at our most successful when we had an American team running the European hub of monster.

Once Europe had grown to a substantial size, the Head office in the USA decided it was time to put the Europeans in charge of their own destiny, Unsurprisingly again, within one month of a new European management team taking control, we lost the work ethic, the fun, the individuality and the motivation all because the European team decided to "fix" a working, well oiled machine.

pet hate = trying to fix something that works exceptionally well. Why oh Why do people feel the need to do this?

middle lane drivers, refusing to use inside lane on motorway.

people who show no awareness/consideration to cyclists (esp not giving enough room when overtaking)

cyclists/motor cyclists who weave in and out of traffic scaring the s**t out of drivers as they swerve in front of you.
trash talking at the poker table

people not involved in a pot offering advice/opions during the action ("you cant possibly fold to that bet, you know you are priced in, and he is pushing with any 2 cards in that position") ++++++++

people who park taking up 2 spaces- especially outside my house.

slugs

australian sports suporters (closey followed by english rugby supporters)

short measures in pubs

modern jazz

arsene wenger  (asinine whinger)

oh dear- looks like i need some serious therapy- am actually quite a happy chappy normally... i thought

my pet hate is ,idiots who bang the table ,nearly putting there hand through the table ,
when they have out drawn me ,or any one else on the table.
its about time these people knew this is a gentlemans game .
(and yes before anyone says i am a gentleman).AT TIMES.

the time being 3am and realising theres only 2 rizlas left

If you are entering the building it would be pull, exit would be push.

Fool!


:D

I'm your pet hate  :D

If there's double doors, and one is locked, there are four options available.
Invariably, I need four attempts to get through, and it doesn't matter how many times I've been through the doors before.

My excuse, is that the mind is working on a higher plateau.

people who start/contribute to sycophantic threads.

 ;iagree;
 :goodpost: :goodpost: :goodpost: :goodpost:
 :respect: :respect: :respect: :respect:

Last time I posted this joke response to that complaint, not everyone got it.  ;boltpp;

Parents who pierce the ears of their babies/children.

yeah babies look so much better with a nose ring

Jeremy Clarkson
Chris Evans
Mick Hucknall
John Mccririck
Roy Keane
Alex Ferguson
The papparazzi
Phil Taylor
Peter Manley
Tony G
Jamie Gold
Bill Frist
Anyone who tries to spread their religious beliefs to others
George Bush Sr
George Bush Jr
Jeb Bush
Barbara Bush
In fact anyone called Bush except Garry
Jeffrey Archer
Nigel Mansell
The Sun Newspaper
The Daily Mail
The Daily Express
The Telegraph
Channel Five
Rupert Murdoch
The person who invented "the Mint" on ITV
NTL
Dave Welch
Vinnie Jones
Prince Charles
Prince Phillip
Prince Andrew
The Queen
Prince Edward
Princess Anne
Tony Blair
Anyone who outdraws an opponent and punches the air and screams like he's just scored the winner in the cup final
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Richard Branson
Craig Bellamy
People who hang around in the chat box and berate the player who knocked them out of an online poker tournament
Alan Sugar
bands that reform and claim any reason apart from "making a few quid"


Hmmmm... I feel better now!

Noel Edmonds

creepy cosmic beardy twat

Confused dot com. Have to reach for remote as quickly as possible.

lol, Camel is a Sarah Ferguson fan  ;D

Not even Sophia Bush?

(http://www.showbizz.net/uploads/films/sophiabush1.jpg)


Isn't Dave Welch that guy from LNP?

I posted a week ago about how much the halifax advert pisses me off but there is a new winner...

...that f*cking Trident advert!!!!!!!!!

Others include:

Colch kev, TK, Dewi and Kinboshi!!!
Football!!!
Daewoo Matiz's!!!
Man Flu!!!
Girlfriend's irrational fear of the common british housespider!!!
Credit Card Interest Rates!!!

Will post more tomoz when can think straight (so tired) !!!!

Indulge me, elaborate on what pisses you off about the Daewoo Matiz. :)

I put Charles and Phillip in because they are no brainers, then Andrew.. cos he's so damned annoying. I was at the races minding my own business when a copper literally pushed me to the ground... the reason? I had walked about 10 yards in front of your maj. Noone is so important that other people should be pushed out of their path IMHO. And once I had those four in I could hardly leave Eddie and Anne out, could I?

Fergie is so irrelevant, it would be a travesty to include her on any list of anythng. Except perhaps a list of the most irrelevant people on the planet.

Is she related to the others? If so, all the genes must be cleansed from the pool

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Isn't Dave Welch that guy from LNP?

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Indeed. See various Hendon Mob forum threads or ask Mr Vladar one day why he's no longer known as the "Ambassador"? Tikay probably likes him.... if he wasn't such a scoundrel, tikay wouldn't have succeeded him as Sportingodds poker pro.

I just refuse to believe they are real cars! They are so small, my theory is look at the car behind it and i bet you they have a remotre control driving the daewoo in front! And to back this up, look at the driver when you are going buy, always 10 and 2 on the steering wheel and their head never moves-THEY ARE JUST DUMMIES to fool the police!Its scientific fact!

- Pensioners who shop on weekends (they've got all week to do it and hold people up!!!);
- Women who wait until they've reach the ticket barrier before searching their bag for their travelcard, thus blocking everyone's way;
- Any commuter that says "Hi, I'm on the train" on their mobile;
- Offshore call centers;
- Big Brother (in fact any reality TV)

That'll do for now.

Bad drivers...
Sunday Drivers..
River cards..
People who get a job on the basis of being PC literate then phone up IT to ask them how to <insert mundane easy computer task here>

I hate getting Nitromors  paint and varnish remover in my eye.  Pain, lots and lots of pain.  I couldn't find any rubber gloves, so I am using two ASDA carrier bags as hand protectors

Lagtards who insist on moaning about, and posting, bad beats.

How could I forget my biggest pet hate.....SPAM!

 ;grr; ;snoopy'sguns;