Title: Loving the spelling Post by: Royal Flush on March 01, 2007, 04:01:56 PM From the Desk of Dr Momohq Jack
Manager Bills and Exchange Foreign Remittance Dept INTER Bank of Africa, west Africa Alternative mail, momohq_jack@yahoo.com Dear Dempsey, compliments, I am sorry for this unsolicited mail to you; I am contacting you in respect of the mandate I got from my late client attorney to assist him in contacting my late customers next of kin which I strongly believe is you. I am Dr Jack Momohq the Manager Bills and Exchange Foreign Remittance Department,INTER Bank of Africa, West Africa I wish to inform you and seek your support and corporation in other to execute this business transaction in my department. We discovered an abandoned sum 8.5 million Dollars in an account belonging to Mr. Williams J Dempsey, Mr. Williams J Dempsey,he was the chief Executive of Engomez Oil &Gas Ventures, but unfortunately died along with his wife on 23rd Oct 2005 in a Plan crash here in west Africa last year and Since we got the news of his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money, but you have not shown up till this moment. But recently on the last broad meeting we had, we discovered that your Name was forwarded to the bank by his attorney declaring you as the heir to the deceased money/Estate and also gave mandate to contact you as soon as possible or face the law and also considering my personal relationship with as his financial instructor. We were also made to understand by the embassy here, that Mr. Williams J Dempsey has no child but is related to you, or may have used your name as his next of kin as was seen in his profile we now wait for you to write to the bank or you write an application to the attorney for clarification of you as the next of kin of Mr. Williams J Dempsey, so that this money will be released to you and failing to do this from now till the next four working days the account will be declare dormant and the money will go into the banks treasury which will not be justice to humanity and God I and other officials in my department now decided to contact you and release the money to you as soon as possible . As we do this for you have to compost us as the facilitators if not the management have already taken up the possession of the money since is a huge amount of money but as we have already taken it upon ourselves to contact you should you be willing to corporate and assist us as facilitators of contacting you please indicate yourself as the next of kin by contacting me though this mail address as soon as you receive this e mail indicating your telephone and fax number, also bear in mind that this transaction requires your formal corporation. I will send you the text application by fax upon receipt of your reply because as the banks financials policies/guidelines stipulates, that the money cannot be released until you apply as the next of kin/ relation, Hoping to hear from you soon. Yours Dr jack momohq Please I wish that you contact me with this email id. momohq_jack@yahoo.com Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: booder on March 01, 2007, 04:04:00 PM wow you lucky bugger
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: KingPoker on March 01, 2007, 04:06:15 PM Wow have you emailed back? You are so lucky he died in that Plan crash! Very rare way to die!
GL getting the money (fingers crossed!) Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: AndrewT on March 01, 2007, 04:19:41 PM From the look of the spelling in it, are you sure it didn't originally look like this:
Quote compliments, I,,am,,sorry,,for,,this unsolicited,,mail,,to,,you;,,I,,am,,contacting,,you,,in,,respect,,of,,the,,mandate,,I,,got,, from,,my,,late,,client,,attorney,,to,,assist,,him,,in,,contacting,,my,,late,,customers,, next,,of,,kin,,which,,I,,strongly,,believe,,is,,you. ,, I,,am,,Dr,,Jack,,Momohq,,the,,Manager,,Bills,,and,,Exchange,,Foreign,,Remittance,, Department,INTER,,Bank,,of,,Africa,,,West,,Africa ,, I,,wish,,to,,inform,,you,,and,,seek,,your,,support,,and,,corporation,,in,,other,,to,, execute,,this,,business,,transaction,,in,,my,,department.,,We,,discovered,,an,, abandoned,,sum,,8.5,,million,,Dollars,,in,,an,,account,,belonging,,to,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,he,,was,,the,,chief,,Executive,,of,,Engomez,,Oil,, &Gas,,Ventures,,,but,,unfortunately,,died,,along,,with,,his,,wife,,on,,23rd,,Oct,,2005,, in,,a,,Plan,,crash,,here,,in,,west,,Africa,,last,,year,,and,,Since,,we,,got,,the,,news,,of,, his,,death,,,we,,have,,been,,expecting,,his,,next,,of,,kin,,to,,come,,over,,and,,claim,,his,, money,,,but,,you,,have,,not,,shown,,up,,till,,this,,moment. ,, But,,recently,,on,,the,,last,,broad,,meeting,,,,we,,had,,,we,,discovered,,that,,your,,Name,, was,,forwarded,,to,,the,,bank,,by,,his,,,,attorney,,declaring,,you,,as,,the,,heir,,to,,the,, deceased,,money/Estate,,and,,also,,gave,,mandate,,to,,contact,,you,,as,,soon,,as,, possible,,or,,face,,the,,,,law,,and,,also,,considering,,my,,personal,,relationship,,with,, as,,his,,financial,,instructor. ,, We,,were,,also,,made,,to,,understand,,by,,the,,embassy,,here,,,that,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,has,,no,,child,,but,,is,,related,,to,,you,,,or,,may,,have,,used,,your,,name,,as,, his,,next,,of,,kin,,as,,was,,seen,,in,,his,,profile,,we,,now,,wait,,for,,you,,to,,write,,to,, the,,bank,,or,,you,,write,,an,,application,,to,,the,,attorney,,for,,clarification,,of,, you,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,of,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,,,so,,that,,this,,money,,will,,be,, released,,to,,you,,and,,failing,,to,,do,,this,,from,,now,,till,,the,,,,next,,four,,working,, days,,the,,account,,will,,be,,declare,,dormant,,and,,the,,money,,,,will,,go,,into,,the,, banks,,treasury,,which,,will,,not,,be,,justice,,to,,humanity,,and,,God,,I,,and,,other,, officials,,in,,my,,department,,now,,decided,,to,,contact,,you,,and,,,,release,,the,,money,, to,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,possible,,. ,, As,,we,,do,,this,,for,,you,,have,,to,,compost,,us,,as,,the,,facilitators,,if,,not,,the,, management,,have,,already,,taken,,up,,the,,possession,,of,,the,,money,,since,,is,,a,,huge,, ,,,,,,amount,,of,,money,,but,,as,,we,,have,,already,,taken,,it,,upon,,ourselves,,to,,contact,, you,,should,,you,,be,,willing,,to,,corporate,,and,,assist,,us,,as,,facilitators,,of,, contacting,,you,,please,,indicate,,yourself,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,by,,contacting,,me,, though,,this,,mail,,address,,as,,soon,,as,,you,,receive,,this,,e,,mail,,,,indicating,,your,, telephone,,and,,fax,,number,,,also,,bear,,in,,mind,,that,,this,,,,transaction,,requires,, your,,formal,,corporation. ,, I,,will,,send,,you,,the,,text,,application,,by,,fax,,upon,,receipt,,of,,your,,reply,, because,,as,,the,,banks,,financials,,policies/guidelines,,stipulates,,,that,,the,, money,,cannot,,be,,released,,until,,you,,apply,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin/,,relation,,,,, Hoping,,to,,hear,,from,,you,,soon. ,, Yours,,Dr,,jack,,momohq Please,,I,,wish,,that,,you,,contact,,me,,with,,this,,email,,id. momohq_jack@yahoo.com Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: boldie on March 01, 2007, 04:19:58 PM nice one..but how do you "compost" someone?
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: KingPoker on March 01, 2007, 04:21:42 PM nice one..but how do you "compost" someone? Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before! Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: bolt pp on March 01, 2007, 04:24:48 PM nice one..but how do you "compost" someone? Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before! He's killed the odd thread on the poker hand analysis board ::) Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: boldie on March 01, 2007, 04:26:26 PM nice one..but how do you "compost" someone? Its easy, all you need is a shovel and some lime! God, havent you killed someone before! He's killed the odd thread on the poker hand analysis board ::) lmao Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: Nem on March 01, 2007, 04:27:16 PM From the look of the spelling in it, are you sure it didn't originally look like this: Quote compliments, I,,am,,sorry,,for,,this unsolicited,,mail,,to,,you;,,I,,am,,contacting,,you,,in,,respect,,of,,the,,mandate,,I,,got,, from,,my,,late,,client,,attorney,,to,,assist,,him,,in,,contacting,,my,,late,,customers,, next,,of,,kin,,which,,I,,strongly,,believe,,is,,you. ,, I,,am,,Dr,,Jack,,Momohq,,the,,Manager,,Bills,,and,,Exchange,,Foreign,,Remittance,, Department,INTER,,Bank,,of,,Africa,,,West,,Africa ,, I,,wish,,to,,inform,,you,,and,,seek,,your,,support,,and,,corporation,,in,,other,,to,, execute,,this,,business,,transaction,,in,,my,,department.,,We,,discovered,,an,, abandoned,,sum,,8.5,,million,,Dollars,,in,,an,,account,,belonging,,to,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,he,,was,,the,,chief,,Executive,,of,,Engomez,,Oil,, &Gas,,Ventures,,,but,,unfortunately,,died,,along,,with,,his,,wife,,on,,23rd,,Oct,,2005,, in,,a,,Plan,,crash,,here,,in,,west,,Africa,,last,,year,,and,,Since,,we,,got,,the,,news,,of,, his,,death,,,we,,have,,been,,expecting,,his,,next,,of,,kin,,to,,come,,over,,and,,claim,,his,, money,,,but,,you,,have,,not,,shown,,up,,till,,this,,moment. ,, But,,recently,,on,,the,,last,,broad,,meeting,,,,we,,had,,,we,,discovered,,that,,your,,Name,, was,,forwarded,,to,,the,,bank,,by,,his,,,,attorney,,declaring,,you,,as,,the,,heir,,to,,the,, deceased,,money/Estate,,and,,also,,gave,,mandate,,to,,contact,,you,,as,,soon,,as,, possible,,or,,face,,the,,,,law,,and,,also,,considering,,my,,personal,,relationship,,with,, as,,his,,financial,,instructor. ,, We,,were,,also,,made,,to,,understand,,by,,the,,embassy,,here,,,that,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,has,,no,,child,,but,,is,,related,,to,,you,,,or,,may,,have,,used,,your,,name,,as,, his,,next,,of,,kin,,as,,was,,seen,,in,,his,,profile,,we,,now,,wait,,for,,you,,to,,write,,to,, the,,bank,,or,,you,,write,,an,,application,,to,,the,,attorney,,for,,clarification,,of,, you,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,of,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,,,so,,that,,this,,money,,will,,be,, released,,to,,you,,and,,failing,,to,,do,,this,,from,,now,,till,,the,,,,next,,four,,working,, days,,the,,account,,will,,be,,declare,,dormant,,and,,the,,money,,,,will,,go,,into,,the,, banks,,treasury,,which,,will,,not,,be,,justice,,to,,humanity,,and,,God,,I,,and,,other,, officials,,in,,my,,department,,now,,decided,,to,,contact,,you,,and,,,,release,,the,,money,, to,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,possible,,. ,, As,,we,,do,,this,,for,,you,,have,,to,,compost,,us,,as,,the,,facilitators,,if,,not,,the,, management,,have,,already,,taken,,up,,the,,possession,,of,,the,,money,,since,,is,,a,,huge,, ,,,,,,amount,,of,,money,,but,,as,,we,,have,,already,,taken,,it,,upon,,ourselves,,to,,contact,, you,,should,,you,,be,,willing,,to,,corporate,,and,,assist,,us,,as,,facilitators,,of,, contacting,,you,,please,,indicate,,yourself,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,by,,contacting,,me,, though,,this,,mail,,address,,as,,soon,,as,,you,,receive,,this,,e,,mail,,,,indicating,,your,, telephone,,and,,fax,,number,,,also,,bear,,in,,mind,,that,,this,,,,transaction,,requires,, your,,formal,,corporation. ,, I,,will,,send,,you,,the,,text,,application,,by,,fax,,upon,,receipt,,of,,your,,reply,, because,,as,,the,,banks,,financials,,policies/guidelines,,stipulates,,,that,,the,, money,,cannot,,be,,released,,until,,you,,apply,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin/,,relation,,,,, Hoping,,to,,hear,,from,,you,,soon. ,, Yours,,Dr,,jack,,momohq Please,,I,,wish,,that,,you,,contact,,me,,with,,this,,email,,id. momohq_jack@yahoo.com Is Sofa--King from "west Africa"? Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: KingPoker on March 01, 2007, 04:27:39 PM lol
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 01, 2007, 04:28:09 PM This thread just doesn't 'feel' right.
Where is the joke at Julian's expense? ::) Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: Redbull on March 01, 2007, 04:33:55 PM Poor Julie lol. I knew that was coming :)
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: vinni on March 01, 2007, 06:40:24 PM what a load of b..l x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at.
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: boldie on March 01, 2007, 07:01:56 PM what a load of b..l x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at. really? but he would miss out on a lot of money if he doesn't reply! Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: KingPoker on March 01, 2007, 07:03:46 PM what a load of b..l x flushy its laughable ,any one who replies to this sort of thing wants there head looking at. really? but he would miss out on a lot of money if he doesn't reply! too right, go for it flushy! :)up Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: mex on March 01, 2007, 07:37:29 PM CONSPIRICY THEOREY>>>>>>> flushie crashed the plan so hee wuld get all th mooney for yourselfs.
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: Royal Flush on March 01, 2007, 08:12:36 PM I shall be forming a reply with the help of JC later, lets see if we can have some fun!
Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: Trace on March 02, 2007, 09:37:14 AM I shall be forming a reply with the help of JC later, lets see if we can have some fun! You HAVE to post it here! Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: sofa----king on March 02, 2007, 11:20:24 AM From the look of the spelling in it, are you sure it didn't originally look like this: yYOU PI55 OFF .,.,.,.,.,.,.,ITS NOT ME HONEST.,.Quote compliments, I,,am,,sorry,,for,,this unsolicited,,mail,,to,,you;,,I,,am,,contacting,,you,,in,,respect,,of,,the,,mandate,,I,,got,, from,,my,,late,,client,,attorney,,to,,assist,,him,,in,,contacting,,my,,late,,customers,, next,,of,,kin,,which,,I,,strongly,,believe,,is,,you. ,, I,,am,,Dr,,Jack,,Momohq,,the,,Manager,,Bills,,and,,Exchange,,Foreign,,Remittance,, Department,INTER,,Bank,,of,,Africa,,,West,,Africa ,, I,,wish,,to,,inform,,you,,and,,seek,,your,,support,,and,,corporation,,in,,other,,to,, execute,,this,,business,,transaction,,in,,my,,department.,,We,,discovered,,an,, abandoned,,sum,,8.5,,million,,Dollars,,in,,an,,account,,belonging,,to,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,he,,was,,the,,chief,,Executive,,of,,Engomez,,Oil,, &Gas,,Ventures,,,but,,unfortunately,,died,,along,,with,,his,,wife,,on,,23rd,,Oct,,2005,, in,,a,,Plan,,crash,,here,,in,,west,,Africa,,last,,year,,and,,Since,,we,,got,,the,,news,,of,, his,,death,,,we,,have,,been,,expecting,,his,,next,,of,,kin,,to,,come,,over,,and,,claim,,his,, money,,,but,,you,,have,,not,,shown,,up,,till,,this,,moment. ,, But,,recently,,on,,the,,last,,broad,,meeting,,,,we,,had,,,we,,discovered,,that,,your,,Name,, was,,forwarded,,to,,the,,bank,,by,,his,,,,attorney,,declaring,,you,,as,,the,,heir,,to,,the,, deceased,,money/Estate,,and,,also,,gave,,mandate,,to,,contact,,you,,as,,soon,,as,, possible,,or,,face,,the,,,,law,,and,,also,,considering,,my,,personal,,relationship,,with,, as,,his,,financial,,instructor. ,, We,,were,,also,,made,,to,,understand,,by,,the,,embassy,,here,,,that,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,, Dempsey,,has,,no,,child,,but,,is,,related,,to,,you,,,or,,may,,have,,used,,your,,name,,as,, his,,next,,of,,kin,,as,,was,,seen,,in,,his,,profile,,we,,now,,wait,,for,,you,,to,,write,,to,, the,,bank,,or,,you,,write,,an,,application,,to,,the,,attorney,,for,,clarification,,of,, you,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,of,,Mr.,,Williams,,J,,Dempsey,,,so,,that,,this,,money,,will,,be,, released,,to,,you,,and,,failing,,to,,do,,this,,from,,now,,till,,the,,,,next,,four,,working,, days,,the,,account,,will,,be,,declare,,dormant,,and,,the,,money,,,,will,,go,,into,,the,, banks,,treasury,,which,,will,,not,,be,,justice,,to,,humanity,,and,,God,,I,,and,,other,, officials,,in,,my,,department,,now,,decided,,to,,contact,,you,,and,,,,release,,the,,money,, to,,you,,as,,soon,,as,,possible,,. ,, As,,we,,do,,this,,for,,you,,have,,to,,compost,,us,,as,,the,,facilitators,,if,,not,,the,, management,,have,,already,,taken,,up,,the,,possession,,of,,the,,money,,since,,is,,a,,huge,, ,,,,,,amount,,of,,money,,but,,as,,we,,have,,already,,taken,,it,,upon,,ourselves,,to,,contact,, you,,should,,you,,be,,willing,,to,,corporate,,and,,assist,,us,,as,,facilitators,,of,, contacting,,you,,please,,indicate,,yourself,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin,,by,,contacting,,me,, though,,this,,mail,,address,,as,,soon,,as,,you,,receive,,this,,e,,mail,,,,indicating,,your,, telephone,,and,,fax,,number,,,also,,bear,,in,,mind,,that,,this,,,,transaction,,requires,, your,,formal,,corporation. ,, I,,will,,send,,you,,the,,text,,application,,by,,fax,,upon,,receipt,,of,,your,,reply,, because,,as,,the,,banks,,financials,,policies/guidelines,,stipulates,,,that,,the,, money,,cannot,,be,,released,,until,,you,,apply,,as,,the,,next,,of,,kin/,,relation,,,,, Hoping,,to,,hear,,from,,you,,soon. ,, Yours,,Dr,,jack,,momohq Please,,I,,wish,,that,,you,,contact,,me,,with,,this,,email,,id. momohq_jack@yahoo.com but if you want to send ALL your details to me bank,poker account,address,.,.,i will clear this up ASAP.,.,.,.,SEND TO sofakingstupidtogivedetails@mybank.co.uk Title: Re: Loving the spelling Post by: KingPoker on March 02, 2007, 12:58:26 PM Email sent!
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