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I am on tonights show ..... get in the chat box and lets have a laugh.

I am on with Carlton Palmer and Ewan Macintosh (big guy with beard from "the office")

Should be a laugh.... I hope Carlton Palmer can take a joke !!!   I have a few lined up for him.

Carlton Palmer from all reports when he was at Leeds is one of the biggest wind up merchants around and up for a laff. gl tonight.

please ask Carlton how it feels to be the worst player to represent England.

Good Luck Kev!

 rotflmfao

hahahahahahaha another classic.

rotflmfao

Hey, Kev. I'm sure you got Hells Bells number last time. Should give her a call for some goss on Carlton. He was a regular on Soccer AM and they were always winding him up if memory serves. I think she had a bit of a fancy for him actually.

Good luck tonite...I'm in.

Geo

Of course kev here's my number, as she promptly passed on Scott Mills flirt divert number.

 "Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it" - Ron Atkinson


 ...always thought it was George Best that said this classic....but still a great one!

gl.,. kev,.,whatever you do.,.,dont levatate,.,.,.hehe

He exceeds the Levitation Weight Limit.

sorry i seen flushy play for england and even gb

or are you talking sport specific

I think using the word play is being overly generous IMO   ;hide;

wot channel and time this on kev m8 hope its on after the pub shuts

Sky 846 from 9pm

Good luck Kev

I think sadly tonight I am having a life moment so I will not be able to watch till later. Hope you have a great show

gl mug

Good luck Kev, have a ball !. ;sexybanana;

Make up done, im getting a bit worried, im actually enjoying wearing it !!!  Hated it the first time, but now ..... i might just have to pop into boots tomorrow for some foundation :D

All quiet here so far, DP who was due to present has been taken ill, so we have a scottish guy called Kieron taking his place .... I could have some fun here ;)

Im looking forward to receiving some lovely emails ..... i think !!

i might send you one to make you look like mr popular

is it kieron that made his name via the sky 1 hoilday based gameshow about 12 years ago?

if it is i could get you some good fact for you to slip in

its Kieron Elliot if that helps

yeah he was one of the competitors in skys prickley heat

Don't just sit there, go Baleric!

Sunny, beach locations (with lots of sex) have played host to many of Sky's top rated programmes: Ibiza Uncovered, erm, Greece Uncovered? Anyway the mixture of sun, sea, sand, sunburn and lousy, lousy music has attracted loads and loads of young people who are all inevitably maaad for it in Prickly Heat. Pity the poor locals.

Sky thought it would be a good idea to mix It's a Knockout with Hedonism for the ultimate beach battle (it says here). Teams from England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales battled on a beach in dodgy, saucy games (Put grapes in pants, run to chair, squash grapes etc.) in order to win pesetas.

But that was only half of it! It wouldn't be an Ibiza-style programme without a documented account of the nightlife, specifically which of the contestants are shagging whom and after which club. Sigh. And then some of the teams had to do zany tasks, such as forfeits and organising piss-poor entertainment at some drunken English-effect pub.

To be fair, the production values are a lot better than you'd think. But on the other hand, is this sort of show really what the satellite revolution is all about? Or an out-and-out way of grabbing whatever poor ratings it can scrape together? You decide.

was kinda funny watching all the contestants to make fools out of themseles

You must have copied and pasted that... i could understand it :D

nope

Gd luck kev mate! Will be tuning in and will be thinking of some stupid emails to send in before 9!
All the breast!

Goodluck Kev , cant wait to see you  ;D

 I'm in....gl Kev!

Does anybody have any technical advice about how to make the streaming over broadband go more smoothly?

Or shall I just leave it until I've upgraded my RAM?

im in

Can't get in - registered and watching chips go frohe tourney info  - but just getting initialising when I try to get to table :(

let me go all in for you :P

Carlton palmers getting a bit excited...

lol coma king :)

Tell me, tell me!

sofaking emailled in getting kev to mention the cigarette trick.

COMA king not COMMA

thats what i said :)

CANT THEY SPELLLL???.,.??

maybe they used one of those spell chequers

NOT YOU MATE THE donut on the telly coma,coma,coma,sleep time coma

WOOOO IM ON TV!

carlton palmer is slower than my tortoise skin slippers.,.,

Disciplined fold from suitedjock

Still can't get in... gave up in a huff :(

just lost half my stack with a set v flopped straight argh!>!>!

Got in - 855 chips :-/

2 pair loses to 2 overpairs...

I'm starting to get pissed off with the expert describing AJo as a premium hand- Great example for the newbies!

just won a big hand with a full house

let me know if I get a mention

and out standard.

I much prefer Tony or Carlo to the bloke on tonight  :P

I love Charmaine.

My opening table had Jakally and claw on it i was playing as 47 sooted again and went out playing  4s 7s oh well i was short stacked by this point.

We all do but she shows some shocking judgement at times ;)

Claw on the tv now :D

ShipIT!!! 7 on the flop ;)

 ;gobsmacked; cheeky

:-* ;marks;

I'm out - lost a race last hand before the break.  Was down to 600 early doors so got a few more minutes play for my tenner than I expected.  Good luck to everyone left.

it is on a 6 handed table

gd point but i still resent the usuage of the word "premium", could easily confuse newbies.

We want the media to confuse newbies!!!

out 114 k7 in sb goes in for 5k called by bb with a2 blinds too high not to have pushed

 Kev, can you talk a bit slower.....its difficult to quickly write down all these pro pearls of wisdom .... ;D











LOL.......seriously, your a natural :)up

LOL good fun tonight carlton palmer is reaally having a laugh ....

Dewi going well

just lost a massive pot with kk v 55  he spiked a 5 on flop

just had to pop out have they asked kev,.,what his favourite musical instument was in school yet?.,.


































the dinner bell.,.,.,.,hehehe

good luck dewi i take it you have turned off your chat

i am going for a kip so wont be there to watch you take it down

PMFSL nice one


DEWI ON FINAL TABLE

what do u mean i like guinness?? ;)

gl dewi im coming to rail you

tx all went in 5th, good laugh

Nice one Sir Dewi!

They have just shown your exit from last night.  As the BB had checked preflop, he only had ace rag so every right to expect that he had nothing with a flop of
 Ad 4h 4s
Bit unfortunate timing for a bluff, unlucky but £250 not bad pay out for a tenner.

 rotflmfao