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this man??? he came to our casino lastnight in cardiff.,.and told lie after lie after lie,.,.,he then had the cheek to go on and come 3rd in our £250 f/o for aprox £1200,none of us would have minded but everytime this guy opened his mouth.,.well lets just say.,.,he was lucky to leave alive.,.,.,we all thought he was a very mature student as he had a oxford type scarf on and a watch that you would find in a cracker.,.,.,in the end we all started to feel sorry for this old man., because of his atire.,so behind his back we all agreed that we would lay hands down to him.,.,and let him reach the final.,.,,.,
we then fixed the cards so that he would get placed into 3rd being his  Aspades Qd smashed.,.,one of our players  Ac Kc.,.,out of the park.,.,this old man looked broken in the last hand he played thinking that he would stick all in with k8 o/s verses ak again.,,but this time he was dealt no luck... as we had all had a titsfull of him we made a fix to make sure a woman sent him to the rail.,.,he tried to buy himelf back in offering this pathetic watch.,.and offers to be on tv.,.but everyone declined.,and we sent him on his way.,.,i have drawn a picture of him to see if you can tell who he is?????????????????????

rotflmfao

LOL - what's with the merman feet?

Have you done my avatar yet?

good game mate - but if we need to use all our skills to determine who it is, it might be a good idea not to name the file!!!!!!!!!

Due to the name of the file , I am gonna hazard a guess(complete guess mind u) at TIKAY

 rotflmfao

You can tell its TK , even without the file naming him  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Excellent result TK  ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

he is a fish




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it cant be tikay he finished in the money ffs

FYP

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that's scary!  I asked for a kitten crossed with a fox :)

The Welsh Picasso!

Translated into English......

The top 3 were all officially English, & the moolah came home to the Mother Country.

But congrats to sofa-king, who, after his exit in Hand # 3 of the APAT Event, lasted almost an entire 30 minute level this time. Followed by the PA announcement "Taxi for James Fisher".....

And NO sofa-king, the watch is NOT for sale, sorry mate, it's a chav watch, see?

I spoke to rudders after the event, and he said tikay was a luckbox played really well and had just busted in 3rd

rudders is blind in one eye and only good for steering boats .,.,.,lol

just for the record..... and the whistling railbirder aka sofa  it was a cracking tourny although babs ( eventual 2nd place i believe) did have the final table tilting big time. I used the colchester kev "limp fold to the money" technique and can only say that i was mildly dissapointed that "the godfather of poker" ( according to the doc) managed to get his kk to hold up when his call of an allin (with AT) was called by barbaras K7 sooooooted because this would have had me in 3rd.

great piccy sofa- yet another talent- is there nothing you cant turn your hand to? well except poker obviously...  ::) ;nana;

How about this for a remarkable play?

5 left, ave chips 80,000, 4 of us each have about 35,000, though rudders was running on vapour, & Barbara has maybe 160,000.

Geezer moves all-in UTG with  Aspades Ts, I cover him by 500 chips & bravely call with  Kc  Ks (dare not risk the RR, someone may wake up with a hand behind me).

Barbara - a really nice lady - dwells for 3 or 4 minutes, then sets me in for the extra 500. Damn. Ah well, I think, let's gamble, the pot is 105,000, I'm getting 210-1, & I call the 500. She shows...... Kd 7d

And folks STILL call me a luckbox, ffs........

But you can't say I don't gamble, eh?

But you can't say I don't gamble, eh?

i suppose so.,.,after seeing that watch and your shoes.,.,i suppose your gambling all the time wearing them hehehehehhehe