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i think this ones pretty good.,.,? i dunno.,.,

snoopy
test

Jonathan Raab
"If Dubai doesn't t#*t him, I will" thinks Henning to himself.

snoopy
What do you mean 'Instacall'? You've only got 3 high?!

Ripple11
I know you like to show off mate ...but isn't the Tribal head dress going a bit far?

Pontecarlo
first a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head

ariston
as if his hair wasnt silly enough dubai decided he should orchid himself up for the day

ariston
dubai superglued marks hands to the table to stop him reraising

ariston
henning looks nervous as he knows he has lost the "most junk on a poker players hair" prop bet

ariston
uhh huu haa than kya verrry much

taximan007
Are you a fan of Scott McKenzie ? Only every time i see you, you have "Flowers In Your Hair"

KingHawko
"ohhhhh, where are the pies :("

madyank
Hey Baby! You got girlfriend in Walsall?

david english
is that the guy who works down our chipshop who swears hes elvis?

ariston
Dubai and Teltscher do their best "something about mary" impressions

Thomas Stott
Prices here are outrageous, I brought my lunch from home.

mr joshua
" I know the camera adds 10lbs but how many cameras are on him!?"

AndrewT
"Dave, why have you changed your nickname to 'The Vase'?"

Mavis
I can't believe you glued my hands to the table Dubai! "It wasn't me, honest"

Benno
"Oooooh, when is the diner breakkkkk"

foxy
Dave scopps the pot all in pre flop, Mark(calm down Dubai its the first hand of the comp) while Henning makes a sqeeze play with his arse

charmaine
Oh , so your that mouthy git !! you look like a big cuddly teddy bear to me ,, gis a kiss ;)

Anon
Let's get hammered and post tosh on the blonde forum!

Gareth Ower
Why the hell did I let you talk me into glueing my hands to the bloody table!!

Gareth Ower
Those are the biggest radiators i have ever seen!!!!!

Anon
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bogies!

Junglecat03
As Dave settles up the 5 figure bar bill, henning nervously wonders whether anyone will mind if he just gets 5 bottles of grolsch for his round

Smart Money
"Believe me Dave, to keep your black clothes looking more chic and less like a uniform takes a little work. With a few cheerful accessories and spectacular shoes, you'll look great."

Smart Money
"Dave- the waitress says they don't have any Cristal but will a Babycham do?"

Smart Money
"Excuse me, could you sign my hands please Mr. Izzard?"

divingduck
Teltshers' incessant impersonations of a pearly king singing & playing the piano, seem to affect Granstad more than Shallow.

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snoopy
So, how was San Francisco?...

snoopy
Fold?! Who are you and what have you done with Dave?!

snoopy
The blind leading the blind...

Congratulations to Ponte Carlo.

I'll upload the next caption comp when I'm feeling better.

get well soon mate.,.,.im never going to win this unless i get my missus to type it lol.,.,,

mind you she got similar writing to me .,.,watch this.,.,me shouting luv,luv,come and write something.,.,here she goes.

Hi all,
This is his wife mel.We do write the same mind::::'''''':::::"""|||||~~~~"""""~~^^^
But mine is neater~~~:::""""¬¬¬¬<<>>::::

Cheers, that's twice you've come 2nd though. Not bad if you ask me.

i allways come second


No he dont.~~~|||\\\^^^¬¬¬¬¬

yes i do.,.,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,

No he dont |||"""¬¬¬¬¬>>>__~~~

awwww im.,.,not arguing with.,.,you.,.,.,

Right you not getting any tea.!!""""~~~~~~~||||~~~~~

yes i am.,.,.,.,.,.

No your not.,.,.,.,.,.,.shit that was me.,.,

wahhey - is the cheque in the post ?

n1 carl