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Title: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 10:35:03 AM
Last time he was on my missus turned it over as he started talking about slugs and what not.

We watched 5 minutes last night as she quite likes poker now, and he is describing a hand, when he said ''If the pair boards he will win it''

My missus genuinely asked if he drinks, then turned it back to America's next Model!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: boldie on March 09, 2007, 10:44:24 AM
Last time he was on my missus turned it over as he started talking about slugs and what not.

We watched 5 minutes last night as she quite likes poker now, and he is describing a hand, when he said ''If the pair boards he will win it''

My missus genuinely asked if he drinks, then turned it back to America's next Model!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: ripple11 on March 09, 2007, 10:46:33 AM
Last nights show was excellent, with ground breaking.....live football and EPT updates, included!

It's just unfortunate Tikays tip came second.....sorry!! ;)


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: The_nun on March 09, 2007, 10:47:21 AM
I jjust got home from work in time to watch the end.. wp ripple.


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 10:50:02 AM
In fairness she did go to bed early so I did watch it for a while.

Tikay was very good, and in fairness to Mr Pace he is doing a grand job aswell


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 10:50:18 AM
It was pure comedy, the Irish rugby player at the start who didn't realise Tikey was joking taking the piss and didn't know how to react :)


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: ariston on March 09, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
Mateyboy1- 99
mateyboy2- kq

flop a89, tikay" well hes in a bit of trouble now"
turn Q, tikay "he needs a k,q  or ten now.....oh wait a kings no good so its just a queen or a ten......if he hits his queen to give him trips it gives him a full house so he just needs a ten, his only way out is to river a ten"
river 10, tikay "there you go he cant believe it, the other guy will be shaking his head as that ten has given him a ........oh wait theres  no jack"

good job we know tikay is hamming it up for the camera but that was just comedy genius for me.


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Eck on March 09, 2007, 11:12:37 AM

Tikay" that Aristomble is Ariston. Ariston and I have a tenner last longer in each comp we play together, i've a nice villa in spain from the proceeds"   ;smackedbottom;



Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: ariston on March 09, 2007, 11:18:41 AM

Tikay" that Aristomble is Ariston. Ariston and I have a tenner last longer in each comp we play together, i've a nice villa in spain from the proceeds"   ;smackedbottom;



its not a big villa and it doesn't even have a pool


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Eck on March 09, 2007, 11:32:10 AM

Tikay" that Aristomble is Ariston. Ariston and I have a tenner last longer in each comp we play together, i've a nice villa in spain from the proceeds"   ;smackedbottom;



its not a big villa and it doesn't even have a pool

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Sat in a diiferent department today. The staff are all wondering who's the strange guy laughing stupidly at his PC.


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 11:50:21 AM
for an old chap whose mind is obviously decaying, Tikay is actually quite funny

(Don't tell him that though)


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: tikay on March 09, 2007, 12:02:28 PM
Mateyboy1- 99
mateyboy2- kq

flop a89, tikay" well hes in a bit of trouble now"
turn Q, tikay "he needs a k,q  or ten now.....oh wait a kings no good so its just a queen or a ten......if he hits his queen to give him trips it gives him a full house so he just needs a ten, his only way out is to river a ten"
river 10, tikay "there you go he cant believe it, the other guy will be shaking his head as that ten has given him a ........oh wait theres  no jack"

good job we know tikay is hamming it up for the camera but that was just comedy genius for me.

That was a different hand! But on the "he needs a Ten" hand, did I get in a mess or what?

Shessh. I wanted to die. The more I dug, the deeper the hole got.

I'll get back to you when I've thought of an excuse.....


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: tikay on March 09, 2007, 12:04:35 PM
Last nights show was excellent, with ground breaking.....live football and EPT updates, included!

It's just unfortunate Tikays tip came second.....sorry!! ;)

I soooooo wanted you to win that - but I bokked you by tipping you. To come second......

You did look like you were nailed on though.

Have another go on Sunday, it'll be worth a few bob, & I'm on again on Sunday, so I'll operate the lever for you.


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Miami Vic on March 09, 2007, 12:14:10 PM
Tikay, you don't need to apologise for getting that hand review wrong. We all make mistakes...

....after all, I hred you, didn't I?

Actually, I thought you were very funny with young DP last night...all that stuff about Tonto and Tintin...and cuckoos...



Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 12:19:35 PM
Tikay, you don't need to apologise for getting that hand review wrong. We all make mistakes...

....after all, I hred you, didn't I?




rotflmfao


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: tikay on March 09, 2007, 12:58:52 PM
Tikay, you don't need to apologise for getting that hand review wrong. We all make mistakes...

....after all, I hred you, didn't I?

Actually, I thought you were very funny with young DP last night...all that stuff about Tonto and Tintin...and cuckoos...



The ultimate put-down......

I am sure Tonto was the Lone Rangers horse, anyway.


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 09, 2007, 01:00:45 PM
yes but you are the bloke that thought Johnny Cash was change from a condom machine FFS. ;)


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: RED-DOG on March 09, 2007, 01:08:37 PM
Q: Where do you find giant snails?

A: On the end of giant's fingers



Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: RED-DOG on March 09, 2007, 01:09:24 PM
Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight?

A: Leave them to slug it out!


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: charmaine on March 09, 2007, 01:09:57 PM
I'm looking forward to watching tonights programme , and theres no NORKAGE for the boys !!!!!


 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Personally speaking theres a bit of NORKAGE for the females  :)


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 01:23:00 PM
utoooooooooo something tells me pauls been let out to play


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: M3boy on March 09, 2007, 04:14:29 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: Tikay again on Sky Poker
Post by: Foggy on March 09, 2007, 04:39:31 PM
I think he must be related to Gouldy as PERSHORE is in Worcestershire!!

Would someone please pass the sauce.