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Getting a bit heavy on here, so here's a lighter topic (excuse the chocolate pun)...



Am I the only one that didn't know the orange smarties actually have orange flavoured chocolate in them?

yes

yes. there the only ones that taste different.  >:?

No!

PS I think we have a problem with graphics, there's a lot of blank posts about

did you know that during the height of their fame in the 1980s the band Duran Duran had it written into their "rider" for gigs/tv appearances etc that there should be in their dressing room bowls of orange smarties only

Other bands asked for drugs, girls,Elton John like requests for certain drinks etc

Duran Duran ask for Orange smarties

One saturday morning as a young lad I was in the audience for BBC1's saturday morning kids show, and thousands of kids had sent in tubes of orange smarties only

It was there that I got my first crush on the TV presenter Sarah greene, a lingering thought of which persists to this day

EVERYONE knows that, you were obviously a deprived child! - i ate alot of smarties as a youngster

I didn't know

Sarah Greene - hmmmmmmmmmmm! - hubba hubba

I thought I was the only one to have my first stirrings to the lovely Sarah.

I never had any stirrings at Sarah Greene - I didn't knwo about orange smarties either - AND I just had a smarties brownie as part of my super healthy lunch :)

No, she followed Maggie Philbin

That undoubtedly contributed to teenage angst about Sarah, lovely Sarah , because the thought of anyone being able to sleep with Cheggers certainly put off my puberty by a good two years

Oh no - the (now legendary) Blue Peter episode about female underwear through the ages (with Sarah & Janet Ellis in basques & suspenders) will never be forgotten  :P

do you have it on VHS or betamax?

I'll pay...LARGE!

Only on me mental PVR (Pervert's Video Recorder  ;))

1) Orange chocolate is rank.

2) Sarah Greene was a Saturday morning saucepot

3) I'm pretty sure the Duran Duran/Smarties thing is a Chinese whispers-style corruption of the Van Halen story about them inserting a clause in their contract stating that there were to be 'no brown M&Ms backstage'. However, this wasn't a band making ludicrous demands for the sake of it, but a way for them to test if the venue had read the contract properly. If David Lee Roth found brown M&Ms backstage, he would make sure to check important things like electrical and sound aspects, because it meant he couldn't trust the venue guys to have set everything up correctly.

Duran's orange smarties may well have been a band hoax, but hundreds of kids certainly fell for it and sent em in, I was there

OMG I remember that, just the thought of it makes my arm go numb (at least its my whole arm and not just my wrist though ;) )

Not as well known as I've been lead to believe then (the smarties that is).

I don't think I know who Sarah Green is. How old are you lot?

Im 33 and I would imagine they are similar

looks like i missed out by about 10 years then.

Yes i thought Sarah Green was well fit also. And i "use" to be very jealous of that prick bloke off of Crimewatch who is her husband or something!

sadly, I am the same age as Ariston :)

I'm ancient.


someone put a picture up of Sarah c 1985

she first caught my attention as a 17 year old (her not me) in the late 1970s adaptation of "The Secret Garden". for BBC Children's TV. Her success there led her to being spotted by the legendary producer of Blue Peter, Biddy Baxter who promptly inserted her into thew Blue Peter line up in the early 1980s alonside Simon Groom (nerdy guy from Derbyshire with labrador) and Peter Duncan (action man actor, later to be controversial home porn movie star)

Her clean cut girl next door looks gave her many admirers


Sadly soon thereafter she met the DJ Mike Smith, who was then working for capital radio, subsequently the breakfast show On Radio 1, the late late breakfast show with Noel Edmonds etc

Her next move was to Saturday morning superstore with Mike Read. Excellent stuff, except for the presence of Mr Read

As we grew up, she did to and moved on to presenting a variety of adult programes. Adult in the sense of grwon up, not naughty. Unfortunately.

Sadlly she had a bad accident about 15 years ago, breaking both legs. Her by now husband was an experienced motor racing driver. She fully recovered

She can now be seen, in ripe middle age, on things like adverts for Ocean Finance etc

A real trooper


Near misses, Cheryl Baker of Bucks Fizz, until she opened her mouth...Anthea Turner, until she was on screen for more than five minutes

Modern day equivalents...Natasha Kaplinsky, Fearne Cotton, Jayne Middlemis, Tess Daly etc etc

orange chocolate is horrible, as is any fruit / chocolate combination

the top of the tv presenter 'sauce pots' had to be Karen Keating. sadly missed

Caron Keating. RIP

Natasha Kaplinsky,too 'daily mail'
 Fearne Cotton, too skinny
Jayne Middlemis, too gobby
Tess Daly, a dude in a girls body

AdamM, Fussy

 ;D just for you (not great quality I'm afraid).....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bluepeter/simonpetersarah/video/video6.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bluepeter/simonpetersarah/video/video6.shtml) Needs Realplayer

I must admit  I remembered it better than this - it's amazing how jaded you become when you get older  :(

Rod u da man


roflpmsl, repeatedly

some of us can afford to be mate

If that's a comment on the loveliness of good lady wife, good for you

If that's having a go at me, stop.  ;D


Yousee your post culd be read 1 of 2 ways....

and I did my Sarah Greene biog from memory...looking at Rod's attachment, I was quite close!!

care to rephrase that nemesis?

LMAO

Ok, we've moved on from the smarties question at work.

Now we're onto...

Is Andi Peters gay?


I always thought he was, but apprently not.

I wouldn't know, but Michael Underwood who presents CBBC plays at Luton. I'll ask him if he knows

Andi Peters definitely loves batty (and not David Batty) but he likes to pot the brown insted of the pink!

One of the customers where I work (bmx mailorder) is Steve Wilson, who used to present live and kicking. I feel like I should ask him, but I'm not sure it's appropriate to ask a customer that.

This is how you should ask him....

You know that batty boy from da BBC andi something, you know the one who fancied you is he gay what is andi peters favourite colour? brown or pink?

At the risk of this thread degenerating further, my current saucepot de jour is Charlotte Church.

BTW, asking if Andi Peters is gay is a bit like if someone asked a couple of weeks ago 'do you reckon that Kate Moss is on the sniff?'

I was pretty damn certain Andi Peters was that way inclined, but seeing as two people I work with didn't know I doubted myself.

Charlotte Church is so good in all the right way. Gotta love the posh ones.

Nell McAndrew

Kelly Brook

Kate Lawler

Kate Garraway


Comments please AndrewT


till her teeth rattled...hehehhe

Phil,

I saw your signature "West Ham 1st Poker 2nd" shouldn't it be "Poker 2nd, West Ham 17th?"

Excellent.

Have a look at the other clips listed, there's another on Sarah Green, haven't seen it yet but it's title looks somewhat interesting  :-[

...and so bad in all the good ways  ;)

All my posts about poker and yet the first time someone seeks my counsel, it's on a totally different subject! Seeing as you asked, Tightend:


Now, I wonder if Mses Cotton, Brook, Church etc were presented with the following list:

Tightend
AdamM
AndrewT

...what would their answers be  :)

No.
Yes, but he's not available
No idea


cue railbirds.......

Can I start one of those polls to get rid of this guy????  :D :D

It's sadly disappointing Robert - sadly disappointing. I'm thinking of complaining to OFCOM about the false advertising.

Nemesis, you've corrected the colour, now you're going to have to edit it again to get the spelling right...

Well spotted sir!

TY

Now you just need to change that last word to something respectable!

Charlotte Church oh my thats something entirely different. When she first turned 16 and was on some show with Frank Skinner a comment was made about her now being legal. Even back then you could see she would grow up to be a serious object of desire. Charlotte Church, Denise Richards, Lyndsay Lohan and the one from Lost whos name I can't remember....heaven.

Angeline Jolie?

Natasha Kaplinsky is a pleasant lass   ;D

They would quite simply say ..... " NONE OF THE ABOVE !!   we are all lusting after Colchester Kev"  ;)

Denise Richards (OH YES YES YES) 0:-)     Lyndsay Lohan (now we are cooking with gas) 0:-)        the girl from lost (JACKPOT) 0:-)

Charlotte"Jack Russell" Church (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO). >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

angelina jolie is number one in the world no contest, theres just something about her I cant quite put my finger on (wish I could).
Anybody else get uneasy feelings about the Olsen twins- is it the fact that they are both billionaires that makes them even more attractive  ;)

kiv, what took you so long?


nemesis, what did you do before smilies?

robert, angelina...yum.....


Sophie Marceau

Keira Knightley

Jessica Alba

Elisha Cuthbert...Jacks daughter in 24

Did anybody see Debbie McGee being interviewed, "So what attracted you to the millionairre Paul Daniels?"

Mrs Merton, classic

Deleted that one as everyone is obviously far to diplomatic to answer it  ;D

Keira Knightley  .....  you just would ;)

The dark haired one from "House of Elliot"

Sticky Vicky from our local chippy ;)

Gill Halfpenny (kate in eastenders)   

Charlotte Church .... I might be an atheist, but thats one church i would gladly enter ;)

(http://www.swaentertainments.co.uk/userimages/comedyimages/frank_carson_small.jpg)

'That's a cracker!'

YES!

Speaking of Sticky Vicky, has anyone here been to Benidorm?

yes Andrew, she must be about 60 by now lol   amazing indeed ;)

And just for Ariston

(http://www.totaldvd.com.au/DVDProduct/Images/190x250pxgif/HouseOfElliot.jpg)

You'd have to

Ok kev what about some vintage bintage, thinking along the lines of Demi Moore. Obvious use of Oil of gooley I know but you still would.
nb Oil of goolay - n. A white, sticky foundation cream which reduces signs of ageing when applied to ladies faces.  ;)

*opens book of 'Phrases to Use in Conversation'*

*writes 'vintage bintage' and 'oil of goolay'*

Hmmmmm  Vintage bintage ??   

jane Fonda in Barbarella :)

Raquel welch in that caveman film

Most completely gorgeous woman in anything, ever. FACT!

Warning: I have now reached the 'bottle of wine' threshold which means that any further posts from me this evening may descend into gibberish/surrealism/perversion/obscenity*

* delete as applicable

this def does it for me what a woman :)up :)up :)up

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and shes welsh

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Dewi it has already been decided earlier in this thread that the one you would from yakida land would be the lovely ms church- she'd even share a kebab with you afterwards ffs  ;D

The kebab swings it

Yakida land, please explain, shes not welsh anyway

I think Ariston means 'Iechyd Da' - Welsh for 'Good Health' (I think). Twas a track on the fantastic Gorky's Zygotic Mynci's Bywd Time album.

Tut @ you bunch of perves!!!


What about Me, The Nun, North Angel, Heid and Gottaprob and Shelly  (Redimp)?????? 




Pssst sorry shelly  lol

 :(

 ;)

OK then Trace you all dress up like that and we will put on very nice remarks about you

hope to see the pics   :o

It would have to raise a hell of a lot of monet for poker4charity ...

im up for a tenner

 8)

(http://www.allabouthugh.com/get_image.php?image=hugh_sf_golf.jpg)

Hugh Jackman :)

jane fonda?

omg ..... >:D :P

yeah ...like every bloke goes out for a round of golf wearing only a towel  :-\     dress standards are falling  tut tut

I'm praying that towel falls.... n fast..

anyone else want to put in for this

im in  :D :D

Now Hugh is ultra scrummy :)

I dont care if he dresses inappropriately for the golf course :)

Actually, I am kinda pleased :)

I second that Heid....and look at the way he grips that Iron.. :o

Apart from good looks, ripped up body, youth, straight eyes and a full head of hair... what has he got that I havent ??

OMG  I'm having palpitations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Someone pull that towel!!!



What exactly are we expected to dress up in?

He' got the ability to make an old granny ..very happy Kev... very happy indeed

It's worth buying the DVD of Swordfish just for the towel scene IMHO ....

< ..Gone to the Video shop.. BRB..

I'm sitting here staring at that pic praying for the towel to fall - what have you done to me Heid?   >:D

Soz, perhaps we should look on it as revenge for Bundle's death defying Boob pic? You know the deformed girly running :)

It's certainly made the chaps go all quiet :)

<Ha!>

Heid
xx

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh

come on lads please take over this thread

time to call in the big guns

LMFAO  The BIG what??????

OMG you men are sooooooo full of poop!  lol

Ain't nowt big on you lot cept your ego's.

RFC, the girls have already got the big gun in .. he's on page 6  ;D

OK, who was the cheeky monkey who photoshopped Hugh Jackman's face onto my body?

Yip hate to say it but there right

ohhhhh the shame  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-X

Anyway I shall bid you all good night, and to the ladies I wish you sweet dreams  ;)

Heid
xx

Nighty Nite ..xx

Night Heid - delightful dreams to you too. xxxxx

arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

thats better get to bed and let the MEN talk

dont think i should of said that  :o

No I don't think ya should of either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    >:D >:D >:D


Revenge is sweet, but making you sweat waiting for it is sweeter!

will sorry work  :( :( :( :(

Toooooooooooooooooooooooooo late!  lol

NEWSFLASH: Reuters

The world of Blondepoker was thrown into shock this evening as renowned poster RFC lost his life after being drowned in a flood of oestrogen. Eyewitnesses report that RFC's final comments were innocent remarks regarding an anomalous peaking in posts from female Blondites. However, a torrent of femininity soon overwhelmed the poster and he slipped quietly away.

A forum mourns....   :(

PMSL @ morbid, melodramatic, over-dramatised posting............ >:? >:? >:?

bring out your dead

LOL

Hmmmmm maybe we should do a Blondite calendar and raise money for P4C with it, and I don't just mean just us beautiful women, I mean all you mongrels too!

Trace ... that is a fantastic idea lol ....   push it !!    we could sell them and P4C would get the profit :)

OK trace i'll do the calendar .. topless guys and gals .. if its for P4C  ;)

serious tho you might be on to something
let everyone vote for the top 6 guys and dolls that post pics and do a calendar for Xmas
all for P4C
nice one

We ladies would need specifically placed cards  lol  and you men, well I'm sure you could use chips to cover your bits!!!!!  lmao



BTW, it was kind of a joke, but if we could come up with a CLEAN theme, then I guess it could be an idea, but surely it's too late for this Xmas/New Year now?

Would bring a whole new meaning to the term "short stack"  hehehehehe

wooohoooooo MrsBW - hiya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome aboard - properly.    How's Mr BW?

captions for the calendar

*** Is this what you call a straight ***
*** Thats what you call a pair ***
*** So whats this muppet called ***
*** And you called with THAT ***
*** Didnt you see what i Raised with ***
*** What hands can beat this ***

OK, in the interests of charity, I am willing to allow P4C to use my photo in their forthcoming calendar.

(http://www.andrewtracey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/files/bod.jpg)

I'm all heart...

HI mrs bluewolf and welcome to blonde

Hello mrs Gorgeous lady  :-*

I'd better start getting down the gym.  :-\

After looking at Andrew's chest Spoony, I think he should join you too!

Put me down for July and August

I thought I'd lost that photo!  8)

2 months?!?! Greedy.  :P

I know, that's why I NEED two pages  :'(

I am willing to do something for p4c but not this- the sight of me with my shirt off will put people off their food. Either that or it will just end up being hung next to the fire to keep the kids away  ;)

come off it Ariston ... with that shaved head you will be in demand ... we can capitalise on the pink pound,  you would be a certain gay icon :)

sorry kev but my hole is definately an outhole only. I know you are disappointed but I have told you a hundred times I just dont go that way and I wont sleep with you

well i just hope i can hide my dissappointment,  I always thought you were a  kc kd kh ks  qd ;)

I like that Kev, another classic. Off to bed matey Im knackered, will be on tomorrow and I hope for a nice quiet day with no trouble on here  ::)

Give me a ring tomorrow mate, i will be railbirding at the vic, and i will try and get to Gutshot as well ... shame you cant be there .... if you find a good hitman , let me know and we will go halves .... :)

Andrew, I got it now tx, iechyd da is indeed welsh for good health, you a gorky's fan then,havin said that all the good bands these days are form Wales   plug plug..........................

Same as the poker players

i didn't know about the orange flavour ???
i did know that bands put obscure stuff in riders to check up on venues though ;D

Sad me, I had to get some smarties last night to check it out.