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Title: Poker sayings
Post by: TightPaulFolds on March 20, 2007, 05:12:27 PM
So your friend has 'borrowed' a million quid off you and is going to play the big money game in Vegas, and you're terrified cos he knows only the basics of holdem. You can arm him with only one poker saying/axiom, what's it gonna be?
For me, 'What is the worst hand in poker? The second best hand'.


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: AndrewT on March 20, 2007, 05:25:51 PM
Instapush.


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: TightPaulFolds on March 20, 2007, 05:28:34 PM
Instapush.
I cannot even get my tight lips to form that word...


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: Canuck on March 20, 2007, 05:34:14 PM
Kiddie game is down the street (preferably to Ivey or Doyle)


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: kinboshi on March 20, 2007, 05:53:09 PM
"Re-raise all-in."

Followed by

"You called with that?"


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: Newmanseye on March 20, 2007, 06:22:59 PM
ty - gg - MUG


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: TightPaulFolds on March 20, 2007, 06:42:45 PM
ty - gg - MUG
nh gg wtf ycwt?


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: bolt pp on March 20, 2007, 06:51:08 PM
I lost the million wheres a cheap brothel.


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: 4KingNutz on March 20, 2007, 07:05:01 PM
nh gg ty gn


followed by

"SOMEONE GIVE ME A SMOKE NOWWWWWWWW"




Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: TightPaulFolds on March 20, 2007, 07:13:12 PM
I lost the million wheres a cheap brothel.
how much you got left? there's cheap and there's cheeeeap


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: matt674 on March 20, 2007, 09:33:12 PM
When i find BigArmo i'll ask him and report back on what he says  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: Suited_Jock on March 20, 2007, 11:13:19 PM
gotta be L_O_L Donkaments


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: Graham C on March 21, 2007, 12:30:43 AM
gotta be L_O_L Donkaments

ha ha, I was just reading down the thread and was going to say this too

No one mentioned

SHIP IT!


Title: Re: Poker sayings
Post by: boldie on March 21, 2007, 09:19:12 AM
gotta be L_O_L Donkaments

ha ha, I was just reading down the thread and was going to say this too

No one mentioned

SHIP IT!

that's because anyone who says it in a live game is a prat ;)

I would go with;

Call, I'm a mug and have no idea what I'm doing!