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Title: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 04, 2007, 09:25:35 PM So come on guys we did the perfect boyfriend bit now tell us what makes the perfect girlfriend
KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE :tikay: OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Poppet7 on April 04, 2007, 09:28:24 PM Big boobs?
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Poppet7 on April 04, 2007, 09:29:21 PM Nice arse?
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: matt674 on April 04, 2007, 09:29:33 PM ;whistle;
Maybe some of the ladies of blonde can confirm whether this is true or not, apparently the perfect boyfriend has 8 (?!?!) qualities: B rave I ntelligent G entle P olite E nergetic N on-Alcoholic I ndustrious S elf-organised ??? Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 04, 2007, 09:29:51 PM Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Ironside on April 04, 2007, 09:32:57 PM big mouth ?
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Poppet7 on April 04, 2007, 09:37:23 PM Big boobs
Intelligent Genorous Kind Nice Obliging Caring Kinky Erotic Raunchy Sexy Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: The Dundonian on April 04, 2007, 10:00:03 PM She must come with a remote control!
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: charmaine on April 04, 2007, 10:02:31 PM She must come with a remote control! Theres always one ::) lolWhat about she must be patient ??? Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: booder on April 04, 2007, 10:02:53 PM it doesn't exist
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: The Dundonian on April 04, 2007, 10:15:21 PM She must come with a remote control! Theres always one ::) lolWhat about she must be patient ??? "Patience" would be one of the buttons on the remote control, along with "mute" and "standby" and many many others!...lol Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 04, 2007, 10:20:55 PM She must come with a remote control! Theres always one ::) lolWhat about she must be patient ??? "Patience" would be one of the buttons on the remote control, along with "mute" and "standby" and many many others!...lol OMG!!! no wonder i've been single so long lol Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: AdamM on April 04, 2007, 10:30:48 PM I was once told the perfect girlfriend was waste high with a flat head to rest your pint and at midnight she turns into a beef sandwich and a four pack.
not the best advice I ever got but you pick up what you can. Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: rudders on April 04, 2007, 11:26:53 PM I was once told the perfect girlfriend was waste high with a flat head to rest your pint and at midnight she turns into a beef sandwich and a four pack. not the best advice I ever got but you pick up what you can. almost there- also must have no teeth Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: KingPoker on April 04, 2007, 11:29:22 PM Be able to breathe through her ears!
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: taximan007 on April 05, 2007, 12:17:26 AM Doesnt want to become your Wife
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: AndrewT on April 05, 2007, 10:23:53 AM She must come with a remote control! I'm sure that invalidates the warranty. In my experience the perfect girlfriend already has a boyfriend. Who plays rugby. And who doesn't have much of a sense of humour. Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: mex on April 05, 2007, 10:41:41 AM No the perfect girl friends must have her own perfect girlfriend.
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: 4dam on April 05, 2007, 11:27:21 AM can only say yes and nowt else
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: ariston on April 05, 2007, 12:31:18 PM must have "it"
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 05, 2007, 12:55:50 PM Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: ariston on April 05, 2007, 02:15:42 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 05, 2007, 02:18:40 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Claw75 on April 05, 2007, 02:21:32 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it the 'x' factor Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: matt674 on April 05, 2007, 02:22:09 PM Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol "it"=Sensitivity? "it"=Compassion? "it"=Understanding? lol, ;goodluck; ;) Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: ariston on April 05, 2007, 02:26:01 PM Some women may not be sterotypically pretty but when you see them you just want to grab them by the hair and get all caveman on them....they have it ;)
and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom. Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 05, 2007, 02:29:11 PM Some women may not be sterotypically pretty but when you see them you just want to grab them by the hair and get all caveman on them....they have it ;) and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom. Haven't had a hair pulling moment for sometime lol Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: matt674 on April 05, 2007, 02:43:49 PM and matt, you are a disgrace to blokedom. Apologies, was referring to the women's "it" - didnt realize you were the sensitive, compassionate, understanding type. I stand corrected :) Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: zelda on April 05, 2007, 02:48:42 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol Rainbow spot on :) Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: ariston on April 05, 2007, 03:12:06 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol Rainbow spot on :) as red dog once said in another thread- zeldas got it Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: marcro on April 05, 2007, 03:19:30 PM According to the Australians she is 4 feet tall, no teeth and has a flat head to rest your beer on.
Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: zelda on April 05, 2007, 03:23:52 PM You've either got it or you aint. The guys will know what "it" is and you cant really explain it Oh yeah think I know what you mean, us women being looking for "it" in men for years, think they left it on Mars lol Rainbow spot on :) as red dog once said in another thread- zeldas got it Can I give it away? :( Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: MANTIS01 on April 05, 2007, 03:42:12 PM Read this today....
5 SECRETS OF THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie. 4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you. 5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other Title: Re: The perfect Girlfriend Post by: Rainbow on April 05, 2007, 03:46:57 PM Read this today.... 5 SECRETS OF THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It is important to have a woman who helps out at home, cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to have a woman you can trust and doesn't lie. 4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you. 5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other Huhh!!! I can do all that standing on my head, us women are multi taskers lol |