Title: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: jjandellis on April 13, 2007, 08:05:00 AM Just want to warn people not to watch these 2 cr*p movies:
1. Guy X 2. Snakes On a Plane Watched the first one on Tuesday and thought I have never seen such a cr*p film. Crestfallen when the second film matched it in the cr*pness stakes!!!! I have wasted 4 - 5 hours of my life watching these... Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: happybhoy on April 13, 2007, 08:11:43 AM If there are two worse movies than Aeon Flux and Ultraviolet, I've yet to see them.
Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: KingPoker on April 13, 2007, 10:24:43 AM Or
Crossroads (the one with Britney spears in it) and Pearl Harbour! The 2 worst films i know of! Edit- no infact i insist you watch crossroads as it is so bad, it actually is funny. Some parts were hilarious when they were meant to be the serious parts. One classic scene was when britney and this boy were jamming round the piano trying to write a song. He literally played two notes, then she went right play it again and she broke into full song with him just playing perfet music to it when it was supposed to have been improvised! Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: ACE2M on April 13, 2007, 10:56:50 AM 2 films to watch
the prestige history boys Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: KingPoker on April 13, 2007, 10:57:44 AM 2 films to watch
V for Vendetta American History X Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: mjrevie on April 13, 2007, 11:20:19 AM V for Vendetta Total Classic!! Didnt recieve the attention or acclaim it deserved. Some fantastic scenes. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Ginger on April 13, 2007, 11:26:24 AM 2 films to watch V for Vendetta American History X V for Vendetta was good, I wouldn't say brilliant. American History X on the other hand, is superb, jaw dropping good you could say.... Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: happybhoy on April 13, 2007, 11:44:38 AM Great film, but can't think about curbs without shuddering since.
Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: KingPoker on April 13, 2007, 12:01:57 PM 2 films to watch V for Vendetta American History X V for Vendetta was good, I wouldn't say brilliant. American History X on the other hand, is superb, jaw dropping good you could say.... lol I couldnt believe that bit when i watched it! V for Vendetta is awesome, one of the only films, apart from predator and the bourne series, that i could watch over and over again. As mjrevie said didnt get the acclaim it deserved but what a clever film. In my top 5 all time fav films. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: AndrewT on April 13, 2007, 12:04:29 PM V for Vendetta Total Classic!! Didnt recieve the attention or acclaim it deserved. Some fantastic scenes. The thing about V for Vendetta is that it is so very nearly magnificent, but has a couple of huge flaws which take the edge off it. One is Evey's character in the first half of the film - she's hugely annoying. The second is it has really, really rubbish swearing. It's English people saying swearwords which have been written by an American and it just doesn't sound right. With a bit of tweaking it could easily have been one of the best films ever made - the final scene is a fantastic action sequence yet deeply moving at the same time. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: KingPoker on April 13, 2007, 12:07:20 PM V for Vendetta Total Classic!! Didnt recieve the attention or acclaim it deserved. Some fantastic scenes. The thing about V for Vendetta is that it is so very nearly magnificent, but has a couple of huge flaws which take the edge off it. One is Evey's character in the first half of the film - she's hugely annoying. The second is it has really, really rubbish swearing. It's English people saying swearwords which have been written by an American and it just doesn't sound right. With a bit of tweaking it could easily have been one of the best films ever made - the final scene is a fantastic action sequence yet deeply moving at the same time. To be fair, you have nailed it, i didnt mind the evey character so much as natalie does do a great english accent but the swearing was awful. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Horneris on April 13, 2007, 12:14:34 PM V for Vendetta is a fantastic film.
The Illusionist is good. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: JungleCat03 on April 13, 2007, 01:04:22 PM Films not to watch
The Tenants Snoop doggy stick to the sensimilla and hoes dude. Films to watch The Prestige Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Acidmouse on April 13, 2007, 01:33:00 PM Avoid Scary Movie :esp when in an American Movie Theatre with loads of yanks laughing and cheering all the way though it.
Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: totalise on April 13, 2007, 01:42:06 PM best film ever (behind youve got mail of course) is Requiem for a Dream. Its quite an old film, but is timeless.
Worst film of all time is Painkiller Jane, it was such a shocking film I ended up watching it til the end to etch the turgidity of the film to my memory for ever more, lest I ever get tempted to bestow the title upon another film in the future. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Horneris on April 13, 2007, 01:53:09 PM Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! He was brilliant in another good film, Harsh Times. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: mjrevie on April 13, 2007, 02:14:38 PM Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! He is a fanastic actor, but does he still come under the young category?? Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Ironside on April 13, 2007, 02:26:37 PM Films not to watch The Tenants Snoop doggy stick to the sensimilla and hoes dude. Films to watch The Prestige Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! is she not micheal grecos flatmate? Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Mango99 on April 13, 2007, 02:58:19 PM Films not to watch
Lord of the Rings Independence Day Oceans 11 (the remake) (sorry couldn't keep it at just 2) Fiilms to Watch Primer Spoorloos The Prestige Films so bad they are good! Slugs Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Royal Flush on April 13, 2007, 03:31:14 PM Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Ironside on April 13, 2007, 03:36:30 PM whats the film abouti hear that reviews on it are mixed i might go watch for myslef but have you got a plot line for me please Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Royal Flush on April 13, 2007, 04:02:31 PM whats the film abouti hear that reviews on it are mixed i might go watch for myslef but have you got a plot line for me please Why do you want to ruin it with a plot? Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Ironside on April 13, 2007, 04:03:47 PM just incase its the sort of film i dont like
Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: happybhoy on April 13, 2007, 04:22:08 PM The abridged version:
http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=snakesonaplane (http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=snakesonaplane) Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: JungleCat03 on April 13, 2007, 04:22:16 PM Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! He is a fanastic actor, but does he still come under the young category?? As I'm approaching my mid twenties (ish) I'm starting to think of people of 30-40 as young. It's psychological insulation. Maybe young's a bit of a stretch. I was more saying that to differentiate him from guys like michael caine who are effortlessly class in virtually everything they do. As actors in his age bracket go though, he's the best i reckon. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: mjrevie on April 13, 2007, 04:32:20 PM Christian Bale best young actor in holllywood by a country mile. And he was born in wales! He is a fanastic actor, but does he still come under the young category?? Know exactly what you mean. I've finally decided its unlikely i'm going to score the winner for Celtic in the Champions League Final. Its taken me to reach 26 before i decided that unless i really get cracking, its going to be tricky. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Ironside on April 13, 2007, 04:33:39 PM The abridged version: http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=snakesonaplane (http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=snakesonaplane) hum dont think its my sought of film afterall, i aint a fan on slithery things or hights Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Royal Flush on April 13, 2007, 04:41:25 PM Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: KingPoker on April 13, 2007, 06:02:42 PM Films not to watch Lord of the Rings Independence Day Oceans 11 (the remake) (sorry couldn't keep it at just 2) Fiilms to Watch Primer Spoorloos The Prestige Films so bad they are good! Slugs WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have just put down some of the biggest grossing films ever as films not to see!!! All 3 of them are superb, well independance day borderline, but the other two are must see films!!! Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: pokermuppet on April 13, 2007, 11:01:45 PM youve never seen a bad movie until youve seen the new vinnie jones film out on dvd-johnny was!!!
it stars vinnie as an irishman(at least it doesnt try to have an irish accent) and lennox lewis as a rastafarian-hilarious canadian /english/rasta accent............mind numbingly bad-do not do it!! Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: BigTomatoes on April 13, 2007, 11:14:02 PM anyone seen that new chinese action film ( cant remember the name ) from the same producer as hero. it actually looks quite decent , not the type of film i usually go to see , even though i love Bruce Lee films. but i was thinking of going to see this for a change , any reviews ? Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: kaada on April 14, 2007, 12:06:23 AM Aces
I challenge anyone to watch this movie in its entirity! SO SO bad. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Tonji on April 14, 2007, 12:26:11 AM Films not to watch Lord of the Rings Independence Day Oceans 11 (the remake) add Star Wars to that list...its just tosh ;scarymoment; Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: fearisthekey on April 14, 2007, 01:58:03 AM Films not to watch Lord of the Rings Independence Day Oceans 11 (the remake) add Star Wars to that list...its just tosh ;scarymoment; Star wars latest (earliest) episodes, mostly nonsense (Sith and all that, Euan McGregor what nonsense OBWanKEnobi OBquietyouboringFifer morelike. today I saw DirtySanchez the movie, give me my money back, also Amores Perros: this is very highly acclaimed, it is utter rubbish, I guy tries to lay his brother's girl and fights dogs, that's it. Behind Enemy Lines is my favorite film, here is a clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5l9GzN-6QA they call this the best flight scene maybe in eny film, I can watch it on repeat. You should turn up your speakers Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Mango99 on April 14, 2007, 02:12:56 PM Films not to watch Lord of the Rings Independence Day Oceans 11 (the remake) add Star Wars to that list...its just tosh ;scarymoment; Lol, Star Wars is pretty awesome I reckon (The Empire Strikes back my favourite of the orignal 3). The Phantom Menace was a pile of pooh, and should without a doubt be in the 'do not watch' pile! Independence Day and Lord Of The Rings, whilst very successful films are absolute garbage imo. Peter Jackson's best work to date remains Bad Taste - a classic :) Jurassic Park, and 3 of the Harry Potter films are all in the top 10 grossing films of all time. The one thing there share in common is that they are all utter crap. Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Mango99 on April 14, 2007, 02:15:30 PM today I saw DirtySanchez the movie, give me my money back, also Amores Perros: this is very highly acclaimed, it is utter rubbish, I guy tries to lay his brother's girl and fights dogs, that's it. Amores Perros - awesome film! Just missed my 'Films to watch' list!...Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: Britney Spears on April 14, 2007, 02:22:44 PM Or Crossroads (the one with Britney spears in it) and Pearl Harbour! The 2 worst films i know of! Edit- no infact i insist you watch crossroads as it is so bad, it actually is funny. Some parts were hilarious when they were meant to be the serious parts. One classic scene was when britney and this boy were jamming round the piano trying to write a song. He literally played two notes, then she went right play it again and she broke into full song with him just playing perfet music to it when it was supposed to have been improvised! At least i've been in a film!!!! That's it, i'm leaving the forum, all you lot ever do is go on about Christina and how she's so great!! So what if i've shaved my head and turned into a mentalist, i'm still +EV 7 card stud player, i don't have to take this kind of abuse. ;D Title: Re: 2 Movies NOT to watch Post by: booder on April 14, 2007, 02:33:15 PM i'm still +EV 7 card stud player, fancy some one on one ? |