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Title: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 19, 2007, 10:45:27 PM Blonde bash wager is on and Stillhair to have the dingdell treatment if he does not do better than Spiny. All agreed while on the telly, so can't back out.
;D Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: tikay on April 19, 2007, 10:47:16 PM Wow! Now that IS a bet! ("Stillhair" is Johnny Gould, "Spiny" is Norman Pace). Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 19, 2007, 10:49:15 PM I am currently 5th with 25 left.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 19, 2007, 10:58:44 PM Out in 16th for £35. 8)
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 20, 2007, 04:26:11 PM stillhair proprosed the bet with no downside for me. if he wins, nothing happens. if he loses, he gets hosed. what a great bloke to have around. more bets please jonny.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: englishrose on April 20, 2007, 04:31:31 PM ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle; ;bumwiggle;
rotflmfao Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 20, 2007, 05:00:33 PM stillhair proprosed the bet with no downside for me. if he wins, nothing happens. if he loses, he gets hosed. what a great bloke to have around. more bets please jonny. We should have a bounty on him, just as an added incentive. ;) Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: tikay on April 20, 2007, 06:02:31 PM I will put a £20 Bounty on Mr Gould, just to make sure he gets hosed. I mean, bust. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: RED-DOG on April 20, 2007, 06:29:16 PM £20 more from me.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 20, 2007, 06:48:47 PM Who will win?
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 20, 2007, 08:04:36 PM Can I just say last night was one of the funniest nights out I've had for a long time - those guys are just so funny and I spent the evening with my long time crush of Richard Herring - nearly wet my pants when I saw him in reception. He is just so lovely. I was all unnecesarry and was chattering like a little girl - embarrassing but I couldn't do anything about it - I was love struck....
Thank you Sky poker ;D Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 20, 2007, 08:17:29 PM You were great last night, a true star.
;applause; Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 20, 2007, 08:52:15 PM Luckily I only twinkled, not tinkled but with Richard so near it was a close thing........ :D
Thank you x Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Miami Vic on April 21, 2007, 08:38:20 AM Let's be thankful she doesn't have a crush on Stillhair.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Stillhair on April 21, 2007, 12:49:16 PM Happy to see that "the bet" has aroused such a response. But in the spirit of fairness any bounty on my head will nullify an even playing field and Norman being the true gent that he is would definitely consider the bet null and void.
But if I do lose can I just say that if I must be hosed down (or is that up), there is no one I would rather be "botty blasted" by than DingleDell. What a lovely lady! Mind you I wasn't aware she had the hots for old Red Herring. Oh well, let's look on the bright side. It just goes to prove that any dog can have his day.... See you on the 28th guys... JG (Stillhair) PS. Miami Vic - why should we all be thankful that DingleDell didn't have the hots fo me?? Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: tikay on April 21, 2007, 12:51:53 PM Happy to see that "the bet" has aroused such a response. But in the spirit of fairness any bounty on my head will nullify an even playing field and Norman being the true gent that he is would definitely consider the bet null and void. But if I do lose can I just say that if I must be hosed down (or is that up), there is no one I would rather be "botty blasted" by than DingleDell. What a lovely lady! Mind you I wasn't aware she had the hots for old Red Herring. Oh well, let's look on the bright side. It just goes to prove that any dog can have his day.... See you on the 28th guys... JG (Stillhair) PS. Miami Vic - why should we all be thankful that DingleDell didn't have the hots fo me?? The Bet STANDS. Right? Right! Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: kinboshi on April 21, 2007, 12:59:57 PM What are the odds he loses the bet to a backdoor flush?
:dontask: Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 21, 2007, 01:00:32 PM Sounds like Golfgate all over again or should that be Bottygate?
:D Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 21, 2007, 03:19:58 PM The "Bearded Assassin" will be gunning for Mr Gould.
Bearded Assassin - 3 APAt One hit wonders - 0 Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: kinboshi on April 21, 2007, 03:44:01 PM The "Bearded Assassin" will be gunning for Mr Gould. Bearded Assassin - 3 APAt One hit wonders - 0 ;carlocitrone; Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 21, 2007, 03:47:01 PM The "Bearded Assassin" will be gunning for Mr Gould. Bearded Assassin - 3 APAt One hit wonders - 0 ;carlocitrone; You begged for a re-buy after my viscious call of your all-in with 9's..... Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 23, 2007, 02:00:52 PM sorry for the late reply. connection probs. now look here stillhair. you made the announcement yourself without any prompting from me. i cannot withdraw the bet because:
a. it wasn't a bet it was a statement. b. you deserve a decent hosing to teach you a lesson. c. this weekend will be so much more fun. d. i add a £20 bounty. dingdell says having a hose up the rear is fun. you should embrace it. the woman has a n honest face. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 23, 2007, 02:04:27 PM dingdell says having a hose up the rear is fun. you should embrace it. the woman has a n honest face. Can't wait to play poker against you Big Norm.................yummy I love gullible men ;D Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 23, 2007, 02:33:05 PM it's called rhetoric hon.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 23, 2007, 06:02:29 PM So subject to adjudication the bounty is up to £60.
:)up Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 23, 2007, 07:08:37 PM Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 24, 2007, 07:25:46 PM I see that Johnny and Norman are on Sky tonight. Perhaps an email to the show to clarify the bet?
;whistle; Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 25, 2007, 02:00:24 AM Don't worry Ed, did my best to remind "He of the non-moving hair" of his impending doom, and so did Dannypoker.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 25, 2007, 03:02:56 AM Don't worry Ed, did my best to remind "He of the non-moving hair" of his impending doom, and so did Dannypoker. I thought your question was classic - very dry and very funny! Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 25, 2007, 03:11:56 AM Don't worry Ed, did my best to remind "He of the non-moving hair" of his impending doom, and so did Dannypoker. I thought your question was classic - very dry and very funny! I thank you, i'm here all week, try the Veal. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 25, 2007, 12:56:22 PM Is the Bounty still £60 ? Or have the Skypoker crew thrown in a load of cash too ?
Mr Gould, if anyone hands you a t-shirt to wear this weekend, i suggest you check the back for a target sign. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 25, 2007, 05:51:40 PM Still £60.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 26, 2007, 01:39:18 AM Still £60. Surely there has to be more money in his "Bounty" by now ? Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 26, 2007, 01:37:41 PM stillhair is using every device known to man to wriggle out of his bet.
he lives in bath and his son goes to school on saturday morning. he has to wait for the boy to finish school so he can drop him off in surrey. reckons he might struggle to make the 4pm kick off. what with m1 roadworks etc. he's presenting the poker week filming with tikay so will defo be turning up. can we blind him away for the sake of his colon or will he be disq. if not in his seat @ 4pm? Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 26, 2007, 01:54:38 PM Well, he mentioned he was "Playing" at BB4 on his Baseball show last night, although what constitutes "Playing" by Mr Gould's standard is anyones guess.
Tell him we will play slow, so his blinds are not taken as quickly and it is a double-chance comp, so if he loses first 3000 he gets another 3000. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Ironside on April 26, 2007, 02:22:25 PM law states he has to be in the casino before the start
but as an independant aduicator with no knowledge of either parties tell the lilly livered, wig wearing ,crap sport watching, tv presenter if he aint playing he forfiets and has to take the the dingdell treatment Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Bainn on April 26, 2007, 02:24:11 PM law states he has to be in the casino before the start but as an independant aduicator with no knowledge of either parties tell the lilly livered, wig wearing ,crap sport watching, tv presenter if he aint playing he forfiets and has to take the the dingdell treatment Fair point. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 26, 2007, 09:50:24 PM Can I just say that this treatment is actually a really nice experience? All this kerfuffle about it being a forfeit - it's actually a really great thing to do and we are booked out for weeks and run a waiting list!!!
Colonics are very popular among the professional sportsmen..great cleansing and feel good factor along with added energy. ;yippee; Mr Gould would be joining the ranks of many fit and fantastic guys who look after themselves. Rather than a forfeit how about looking at it as a consolation prize? ;D Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Ironside on April 26, 2007, 09:52:33 PM as teh independant adudicator i rule it remains a forfiet
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Dingdell on April 29, 2007, 04:11:27 PM Hi - in the interests of fairness I am recommending that Mr Gould unfortunately does not win a colonic.
Due to unforseen administrative problems he was not allowed to play in the BB4 game - and ths was through no fault of his own. I spoke to him on the night and he was mightily cheesed off that he wouldn't have an opportunity to defend himself (and hopefully beat Spiny in the process). Cheesed off was an understatement. In the interest of fairness I think the bet is null and void, and both competitors and their bottoms can remain in tact. Ding Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Karabiner on April 29, 2007, 04:26:11 PM What a shame. While Johnny was interviewing Steve Vladar who was sat next to me I leaned over to the microphone and asked if it was true that Dingdell was selling tickets for the great event.
Johnny said that he would be consulting his legal team. ;smackedbottom; Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Indestructable on April 29, 2007, 06:19:46 PM I think we should defer the wager until BB5.
;) Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: charmaine on April 29, 2007, 07:40:20 PM Shame they didnt have an heads up match instead .
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Karabiner on April 29, 2007, 07:57:19 PM Shame they didnt have an heads up match instead . ;iagree; Could definitely have sold tickets for that ;gobsmacked; Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 29, 2007, 11:35:02 PM heads up against jonny....... ooooh yes please. stick a tube in him!
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Miami Vic on April 30, 2007, 01:30:01 PM I think this whole excuse about being barred from entering the tournament is a sham, a flim flam; a shallow excuse dreamt up by a cunning presenter whilst stuck in traffic on his way to a definite defeat at the hands of The Bank of Norm.
Gould was just a little bit too keen to tell everyone what an outrage it was. And he did indeed tell everyone. However, I also suspect that there is enormous benefit in having a colinic irrigation. I would certainly have no qualms about taking one for the team. I suspect it would be very refreshing. I think it is very unfair of Spiny and Stillhair to suggest it is some kind of forfeit. Personally, I think the entire Sky Poker team shoud have it done. It would ensure our presenters arrived for work fresh-faced and light on their feet. If you know what I mean. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: ariston on April 30, 2007, 02:38:06 PM If what you mean is they wouldnt be able to sit down for a week then yes. I agree though, you should give the whole team a jetwash- in fact give that ed bloke 2 blasts.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Woodsey on April 30, 2007, 02:39:49 PM Can I just say that this treatment is actually a really nice experience? All this kerfuffle about it being a forfeit - it's actually a really great thing to do and we are booked out for weeks and run a waiting list!!! Colonics are very popular among the professional sportsmen..great cleansing and feel good factor along with added energy. ;yippee; Mr Gould would be joining the ranks of many fit and fantastic guys who look after themselves. Rather than a forfeit how about looking at it as a consolation prize? ;D LOOOOOL I'm sure it is nice, but it just goes against all my red blooded male instincts! Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: ariston on April 30, 2007, 02:41:27 PM I have to agree with you woodsey. For me that is definately an out hole only
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: spiny on April 30, 2007, 02:42:25 PM I think this whole excuse about being barred from entering the tournament is a sham, a flim flam; a shallow excuse dreamt up by a cunning presenter whilst stuck in traffic on his way to a definite defeat at the hands of The Bank of Norm. lead the way skip. tk is right behind you. as for edG, he has it on a nightly basis anywayGould was just a little bit too keen to tell everyone what an outrage it was. And he did indeed tell everyone. However, I also suspect that there is enormous benefit in having a colinic irrigation. I would certainly have no qualms about taking one for the team. I suspect it would be very refreshing. I think it is very unfair of Spiny and Stillhair to suggest it is some kind of forfeit. Personally, I think the entire Sky Poker team shoud have it done. It would ensure our presenters arrived for work fresh-faced and light on their feet. If you know what I mean. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: ariston on April 30, 2007, 02:49:56 PM does he realise its meant to be water and not bananas though?
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: tikay on April 30, 2007, 04:36:49 PM I think this whole excuse about being barred from entering the tournament is a sham, a flim flam; a shallow excuse dreamt up by a cunning presenter whilst stuck in traffic on his way to a definite defeat at the hands of The Bank of Norm. Gould was just a little bit too keen to tell everyone what an outrage it was. And he did indeed tell everyone. However, I also suspect that there is enormous benefit in having a colinic irrigation. I would certainly have no qualms about taking one for the team. I suspect it would be very refreshing. I think it is very unfair of Spiny and Stillhair to suggest it is some kind of forfeit. Personally, I think the entire Sky Poker team shoud have it done. It would ensure our presenters arrived for work fresh-faced and light on their feet. If you know what I mean. Behave you. As an employee, I'll do anything I'm asked. I've had to wear a hoodie on Live TV on He Who Must Be Obeyed's instructions, and the viewers have yet to see the depths to which I was plunged (don't go there) at a Film Shoot last Thursday. But there is a limit, & if anyone wants to take a hosepipe to my bottle, expect serious resistence. I'm tight at the poker tables, & everywhere else, too. Pass. Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: Miami Vic on April 30, 2007, 10:46:09 PM Don't worry Tikay, pensioners are exempt.
Title: Re: Stillhair to have Dingdell treatment Post by: tikay on April 30, 2007, 10:48:40 PM Don't worry Tikay, pensioners are exempt. It never ends...... |