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I'm sure all of us have worn odd socks either knowingly or by mistake.

I have taken this a step further and just noticed i am wearing odd shoes......   one black and one brown. People keep popping into my office to have a look at that 'shoe idiot'.

Can anyone beat this for pure not being awake in the morning? 

have worn a t shirt inside out and back to front on a bad morning on a dress down day.... ~:

LOL classic!!

On the subject of socks....http://www.poker4charity.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=270&highlight=socks (http://www.poker4charity.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=270&highlight=socks)

I wore a blonde wig , tartan skirt and an i love scotland T-shirt once ;)

I remember Lucy Rokash wearing odd shoes to tournys, think she did it on purpose though, cause when I told her about it , she said she had another pair like them at home

Hilarious!!!

UNBEATABLE ;D ;D ;D ;D

not me but happened a mate one night, we all went out and when we got to the pup he was wearing two diffrent shoes.We gave him that much stick he went home and didnt come out again.

That's what comes of having too many pairs of shoes!

I wonder how Imelda copes!

 :D

at home now on my lunch hour changing the offending shoe having been laughed out of the office. >:?

I wear white socks, I constantly look like a muppet.

Sorry but thats unforgiveable!!

I felt like an idiot. You should feel ashamed! Tikay, what was that about banning people who just don't belong? >:?

Ive often scraped the leftover cornflakes and milk into the sink and thrown the bowl in the bin> also got in the shower with my T-shirt still on . I am NOT very good in the mornings .

Lol I have done the cornflakes one, and the shower one, but its socks instead of t-shirt for me .

Ok ..Picture the sceene.. & yes ..I did have to miss my morning shower on this occasion..

Late night....strip off, hangs clothes over chair...

OMG.. morning already ...10 mins till train.. Alarm clocks had a lie in too.. Grab nearest clothes, which are lasts nights., ..( except for undies obviously)..arrive at the train station,  i need not have bothered rushing as the train is late. Decide to stand on the platform & apply much needed make up.  Drop my lippy.. reach down to retreave it .. and SHOCK HORROR..there smiling up at me, after being dragged along hanging out of the bottom of my trouser leg.. is Last Nights .. :-[THONG..

Was that the only time you've dropped your knickers in public ??   ;D ;D ;D

I've done most of them whilst half asleep or stoned back in my uni days...

Cornflakes with orange jiuce (which is surprisingly good)

salt in my coffee

when I worked at House of Fraser I'd wear my name tag upside down

school jumper on backwards (it was a V neck)

I've even been so stoned at a uni home game I started dealing anti-clockwise!!

this happened in my younger days while working in the channel islands.

this is winter... Worked all day 8-5 went home and crahed out on the sofa as i was absolutely shattered. Startled by a noise i woke and had a look at my watch, it was 8.30, half an hour late for work on the following day. Got up and ran straight back to work only to find it all locked up. Confused i rang the boss and asked why he wasn't there... of course he informed me it was 8.30pm and i was 11.5 hrs early.

CLASSIC!!

I worked down in mid wales for three weeks, while there I got in to a routine, finish work at 4.30pm, go to hotel wash and change on to pub where it was happy hour from 5 till 7.30, Guinness £1.40 a pint stayed till  9ish  back to hotel. meal and bed. Nice and refreshed for the morning. This went on for about two weeks, until one night came out of pub at 9 saw an old mate not seen him in years, he presusded me to carry on drinking, by 11 pm with no food too much drink I was on the karaoke singing my heart out.
Anyway back to the hotel, meals had finished, decided therefore to finish it off with another pint and a double JD.

Next thing I remember is waking up in reception at 4 am no clothes on (not a pretty site) and no idea how I got there, must have walked down two flights of stairs through the bar area to get to reception.

My main worry now was not the cctv, but the door to my room, I would have been in trouble if my door had closed, luckily it had just stopped on the lock and I was able to get back in.

Worst thing I did was metion it too someone at work, the grief I got   >:?

I remember when I was a kid, my dad came home from work one day saying that he thought he must have put my pants on by accident, as they had been cutting him in half all day.
It turned out that he hadn’t put my pants on at all, he had put his own pants on the wrong way round and had the leg around his waist, and the waist around his leg!!!