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Title: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2005, 06:08:29 PM
All I've heard recently is how the atmosphere on Blonde used to be! Enough. This place needs a little love right now so lets all get down!  ;)

Before we do lets hear your pornstar names: Your pornstar name is the name of your first pet/toy and then your mothers maiden name.

My pornstar name is Bigfoot Breen!  O0

Now lets all make love. 8)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Truth on October 07, 2005, 06:09:08 PM
Jason Smith .........doh


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: ifm on October 07, 2005, 06:09:36 PM
mine doesn't work...............Bob Watts ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: AdamM on October 07, 2005, 06:11:40 PM
no, Its your pets name followed by your street name

unfortunately that makes me FLUFFY STAMFORD


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: AlrightJack on October 07, 2005, 06:12:32 PM
Pornstars - is that the sister site of Pokerstars?

Anyway, mine is Starsky Urquhart.


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: ifm on October 07, 2005, 06:13:49 PM
no, Its your pets name followed by your street name

unfortunately that makes me FLUFFY STAMFORD

Bob Shopton ???


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Truth on October 07, 2005, 06:15:00 PM
Your crime writer name is your middle name (substitute with mother/father if no middle name) followed by the first street you lived in (or can remeber)

mine is Ian Wheeler


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: AdamM on October 07, 2005, 06:15:37 PM
try a different pet / street
I could also be Jack Queensway or Dipper George


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Gamblor21 on October 07, 2005, 06:15:50 PM
ok mafia name generator this is good...

mine is Ian "Twinkle Toes" Bradley

http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm (http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: I KNOW IT on October 07, 2005, 06:17:23 PM
mine is John Holmes, quite apt really O0 ;) ;)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2005, 06:18:03 PM
try a different pet / street
I could also be Jack Queensway or Dipper George

LMAO @ Jack Queensway :D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: AlrightJack on October 07, 2005, 06:18:18 PM
Twinkle Toes. Sounds more like your ballet dancer name lol.


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: boobookittyfcuk on October 07, 2005, 06:18:40 PM
the 1st way would b sammy lea
the other sammy golf i prefer the 1st 1 :-*


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: ACE2M on October 07, 2005, 06:19:18 PM
My pornstar name is bizarrely BOY GEORGE.


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2005, 06:19:55 PM
My pornstar name is bizarrely BOY GEORGE.

LMAO!!!!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: boobookittyfcuk on October 07, 2005, 06:20:23 PM
ok mafia name generator this is good...

mine is Ian "Twinkle Toes" Bradley

http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm (http://pages.prodigy.net/mlemus/mobnamegenerator.htm)

my gangster names The Enforcer  ::)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: North Angel on October 07, 2005, 06:21:55 PM
Holly Hansom  ~: Porn Name

Angie 'The Compass' Newth:  O0 Gangster Name

Jean Columbo: Crime writer


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Truth on October 07, 2005, 06:22:13 PM
My gangster name is Davey 'The Abalone' Newth


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Gamblor21 on October 07, 2005, 06:24:47 PM
Twinkle Toes. Sounds more like your ballet dancer name lol.

Thanks JOHN!!! Whats yours... come on don't be shy!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: ifm on October 07, 2005, 06:25:00 PM
gangster is Ian "extra arm" Mcfarlane!!
now THAT soundslike a porn star name ;D
oddly appropriate too ::)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Ginger on October 07, 2005, 06:25:16 PM
ok, my pornstar name would be:  Sandy Goodyear

Crime writer: Louise Street

and my Mafia name is: Jane "The Butcher, Baker and Candlemaker" Foster.... bit of a mouthfull!!!!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 07, 2005, 06:26:09 PM
Porn name....Kim Bumblebee


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2005, 06:28:44 PM
I've just heard from a non-blondite friend whose pornstar name is Peter Corkett.

Golden.


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: boobookittyfcuk on October 07, 2005, 06:29:06 PM
my crime writer name is danielle golf how poo


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2005, 06:32:53 PM
Come on Tikay.....

Enlighten us......


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: jammer on October 07, 2005, 06:34:13 PM
pornstar name would be: Tara Gamble (er...)

Crime writer: Oliver Rowlands (zzz...)

Mafia name: "The Hawk"  (er..obviously a comment on my chiselled features...)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Karabiner on October 07, 2005, 06:44:00 PM


That would make my pornstar name "Binny Rose" (Lee ) ?

 :-*

And my gangsta name is the rather unterrifying "The Umpire" ???


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: AlrightJack on October 07, 2005, 06:54:35 PM
Lol, my gangster name is 'Weed Whacker'



Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: dik9 on October 07, 2005, 06:55:54 PM
Whisky Audley Road???

Gangsta "The Ox" ??


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Thrapton on October 07, 2005, 07:00:57 PM
I am Chloe Orton


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: divaflava on October 07, 2005, 07:17:40 PM
NO, I'm Chole Orton. But only at weekends.

actually, I'm Humphrey Hoare when it's who's done tit
 
Douglas Constable when it's whodunnit

and Ian "the wishbone" Lynch when I'm stealing your blinds  ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 07, 2005, 07:32:31 PM
mine's snoppy  ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: snoopy1239 on October 07, 2005, 07:33:17 PM
real one is Tara Fenton.  ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Nem on October 07, 2005, 07:50:50 PM
My porn name would be "Tom Jones" hardly un-usual.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: yt on October 07, 2005, 08:24:25 PM
penny smith
how crap is that


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: rivered on October 07, 2005, 08:40:25 PM
seen this before and LOVE my name.... in fact I'm thinkin about givin up my day job, but my girlfriend tells me not to bother.
BENSON GOLD!!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: TheJagster on October 07, 2005, 08:42:37 PM
My pornstar name would be......

Tommy Flower

Hmmmm   not sure that this would put me in the correct genre of film for my liking!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: tikay on October 07, 2005, 09:26:41 PM
Lassie Le Shirley, bizarrely........Lassie was the dog, by the way.......


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: ericstoner on October 07, 2005, 11:00:26 PM
 BIMBO CANTERBURY...........

I can see her at the cathouse now.


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: bobby1 on October 07, 2005, 11:30:53 PM
you can call me Ploppy Pickford


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 08, 2005, 02:20:13 AM
These last 3 are class!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: luckyblind on October 08, 2005, 02:41:22 AM
Oh dear,

Porn star name - Trixie Thomas..


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: simwoo on October 08, 2005, 03:23:46 AM
My porn name would be "Tom Jones" hardly un-usual.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Surely that should have been "it's not un-usual"

CANDY THOMAS by the way....


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: BrumBilly on October 08, 2005, 03:24:42 AM
My Pornstar name would be:

'Rex Coyle'



Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: wormster on October 08, 2005, 03:47:43 AM

 pornstar woud be Rex STUDholme - quite like that really :)
 Mobster name would be PANTS - how rubbish is that????


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Ironside on October 08, 2005, 04:02:34 AM
i aint ever had a pet does that mean i dont get a pornstar name



Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2005, 08:25:21 AM
Pornstar name ................. Toto Duke
Mafia name ...................... The Pope
Crime writer name..............John Hanswick


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Nem on October 08, 2005, 12:04:49 PM
i aint ever had a pet does that mean i dont get a pornstar name



If you haven't had a pet, you will have to use the name of your first toy.

Did you have toys Ironside?


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 08, 2005, 12:07:03 PM
well thats the first name of ironsides pornstar sorted out .....   Willy


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The_nun on October 08, 2005, 12:11:23 PM
Pornstar name .................Bambie Peet
Mafia name ......................The Ugly
Crime writer name..............Jean Langley


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Trace on October 08, 2005, 03:36:34 PM
Muffy Meadows



ok I lied  lol

Murphy Meadow


I quite likes Muffy Meadows tho  lol    which with a little tweaking is near the truth  lol


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Dewi_cool on October 08, 2005, 03:40:07 PM
 ::)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Trace on October 08, 2005, 03:42:30 PM
ok my dogs called murphy  and road is meadow close - so i tweaked it a little   lmfao

Sue me!!!!   lol


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: mikkyT on October 10, 2005, 03:32:04 PM
Candy Plant

Would be great if I was female  :-\


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Robert HM on October 10, 2005, 05:18:42 PM
Porn Star - Tigger Bug (no way)

Mafia - Hobo clown (ditto)


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Geist on October 10, 2005, 07:16:54 PM
pornstar name would be  Butch Burns

Crime writer Brian Clyde

and my Mafia name is The Wishbone


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Delboy on October 10, 2005, 08:17:12 PM
Spot Grove!!!!!!!!

Doesn't really work, does it?

 >:? >:?


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: TheBigO on October 10, 2005, 09:01:13 PM
Thumper Rogers !!


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Robert HM on October 10, 2005, 09:10:48 PM
Why change your own  ;D


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 10, 2005, 09:11:51 PM
Thumper Rogers !!

Don't they all


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: BigArmo on October 10, 2005, 10:22:37 PM
Pornstar Name   Rocky Knopwood   (i like it may it for good ;D)

 


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: Ruru on October 11, 2005, 12:42:57 PM
lol good thread - I'm Rex McCarthy


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: bobby1 on October 11, 2005, 01:36:12 PM
A guy in the office would be called Goldie Spredall.....


Title: Re: Pornstar Names....
Post by: The Baron on October 11, 2005, 02:58:06 PM
Brilliant!