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Title: A sad story. Post by: TightEnd on May 04, 2007, 01:00:05 PM You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda
Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding. This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether. Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: tikay on May 04, 2007, 01:02:57 PM This Sudanese guy - you sure he was not Welsh? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: tikay on May 04, 2007, 01:03:31 PM You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding. This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether. Did they have any Kids? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Sheriff Fatman on May 04, 2007, 01:04:06 PM Rubbish! Leeds weren't mentioned once.
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: AndrewT on May 04, 2007, 01:34:14 PM Did they have any Kids? I think they did - they had a nanny. Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: SuffolkPunch on May 04, 2007, 01:37:41 PM I'll get me goat
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: kinboshi on May 04, 2007, 01:38:20 PM Goat meat isn't eaten that commonly in the UK - which is strange as it's quite lean and healthy and goats are relatively easy to farm.
Anyone know why it's not eaten? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Delboy on May 04, 2007, 01:44:31 PM Don't know why but this has some info
http://www.britishboergoatsociety.co.uk/ Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: b4matt on May 04, 2007, 03:47:44 PM MMMMMMMM Goat currrry
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Colchester Kev on May 04, 2007, 06:59:49 PM Goat curry , rice and peas...... heaven.
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: kinboshi on May 04, 2007, 07:27:16 PM Goat curry , rice and peas...... heaven. Peas are green - and YOU eat them? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: DesD on May 04, 2007, 07:57:30 PM looks like suspicious circumstances to me.........any idea who got left the back garden?
sorry....baa'd joke. Right. Coat. Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: happybhoy on May 04, 2007, 08:04:02 PM They made him marry the goat?
Now that's gruff justice. Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 04, 2007, 08:17:29 PM He was the "butt" of many jokes
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: happybhoy on May 04, 2007, 08:25:30 PM For bucks sake, that's the worst one I've herd yet
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: KingPoker on May 04, 2007, 08:27:12 PM Guys come on!
Stop kidding around! Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: DesD on May 04, 2007, 08:31:39 PM Their song?
The first goat is the deepest? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: KingPoker on May 04, 2007, 08:33:06 PM Their film?
Billy the kid? Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: happybhoy on May 04, 2007, 08:38:27 PM These are just getting (capri)corny
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Snatiramas on May 04, 2007, 08:38:57 PM Their musical?
Joseph and his goat of many colours Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: happybhoy on May 04, 2007, 08:45:15 PM I don't know what their favourite sandwich would be but it would probably be served on Pan breed
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: DesD on May 04, 2007, 08:58:36 PM Their film? Billy the kid? as frank carson used to say.....it's a crapper! Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: ericstoner on May 04, 2007, 09:47:29 PM Which reminds me of my favorite Frank Carson joke,
Did you hear what happened to the cowboy who came into town, wearing paper trousers..... He got done for RUSTLING. Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 04, 2007, 09:55:59 PM The homosexual cowboy???
He rode into town and shot up the sherriff!! Sorry fatman Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: KingPoker on May 04, 2007, 10:07:08 PM Whats the difference between clint eastwood and anal sex?
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: fearisthekey on May 05, 2007, 12:46:38 AM When first interviewed by police the accused stated "I just woke up one morning and got the horn..."
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: roverthtaeh on May 05, 2007, 10:55:02 AM You can't possibly milk this one any more.
Title: Re: A sad story. Post by: fearisthekey on May 05, 2007, 02:20:32 PM You can't possibly milk this one any more. I agree. Enough's enough. Many thanks to all those "who've" contributed... |