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We seem to have an outbreak of flirting today.

In the interests of keeping the boards tidy, please pitch your woo here.

Nice tache  :kiss:

I bet you say that to all the boys.

Cue an avalanche of "I love Tantrum" Posts, even though she is utterly mad.

I love Tantrum!

I love Tantrum even though she's utterly mad.

I love Red-Dog and Tikay too.

 :-*

I wish to register an interest in Tantrum.

EasyJet Luton to Warsaw, £25.

Tikay doesn't like Luton airport though.

Grrrr...please don't raise my ire on that dump again purlease......

Then again, for Tantrum, maybe......

missed the boat,i was feeling very flirtatious yesterday.not so much today.

Only one man i wish to flirt with , and luckily i'm married to him  ;)

You need to flirt with someone that can break into car boots - I suggest you start with the Scousers ;)

get a room

rotflmfao rotflmfao

How about orient express: London-Paris-Venice  - Venice-Vienna-Krakow-Warsaw-Prague?

Do you, ahem, like trains?

I love them...

 ;popcorn;

It's official. I'm smittenedeth.

I love Tantrum too, and I got to share a room with her  ;nana;

Has RED shouted for Zelda yet?

If not, he's way slower than usual.

Oh yes, me and Claw 2 nights in one room= heaven!!!!  I love Claw

:)  :kiss:

 :kiss:

mmmm - Ding Dell

 ;bumwiggle;

;popcorn;

move over  ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

Dont forget the beer dewi!

I'm playing hard to get.

I run so bad

Flushy for 'tantrum should post a pic immediately' mod...

I'm just waiting for someone to mention tantric sex..... ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

well hello........

Carry On Blonde....

Tantrum is my dancing Queen.


everyone leave her to me please

Is that why you wouldnt play football??

well hello......do you come here often??

 standard

...said the shower screen

 whoosh

well hello.....do you come here often?

You have lovely spanner eyes......everytime I look into them my nuts do a turn.........

Had much success with that one Bobby ?  ;ashamed;

Dear Tantrum,

To be honest, not really interested in the flirting stuff, but while you're here. Could you possible tell me the correct water to cement ratio?.

Many thanks in advance.

Cupcake - I have to keep those secrets to myself.  Being the best plasterer in a country  I can't just give them away for free.

It used to knock em bandy but not these days. I may need a change of tactics

lol

Since when was cement used in plaster?

I can give you the correct mix for concrete, (Portland cement, ballast or soft/sharp sand, & water), but I first need to know the required spec & stength. Concrete is a fascinating subject.

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Concrete is a fascinating subject.
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Ok, nobody reply.
I mean it.

They are gagging to hear more about the qualties of reinforced concrete, pre-stressed concrete, it's compressive qualities (awesome), it's tensile strength (less so) & Concrete Cube testing is a fascinting field all of it's own.

Many railway sleepers are made of pre-stressed concrete these days. They are durable, maintenance free, but give a harder ride than the old timber sleepers, some of which were softwood (lifespan 10 to 15 years if regularly creosoted) or hardwood (30 years max). I do so miss the ride timber sleepers used to give, but with welded rail construction, the difference is barely noticed by lay passengers. Don't you just love the smell of creosote, by the way?

I think Tantrum is as much of a plasterer as Sark is a plumber.

Not to the extent to which you are obviously sniffing it.

!

She can be anything she wishes. Mystic Tantrum Rules, OK?.

Ah Tikay, I think I will look for trans syberian route.
Me and you - all the way to Shanghai

Now that's world class flirting.

topmarks.....guaranteed to get loads....



They are gagging to hear more about the qualities of reinforced concrete, pre-stressed concrete, it's compressive qualities (awesome), it's tensile strength (less so) & Concrete Cube testing is a fascinting field all of it's own.

Many railway sleepers are made of pre-stressed concrete these days. They are durable, maintenance free, but give a harder ride than the old timber sleepers, some of which were softwood (lifespan 10 to 15 years if regularly creosoted) or hardwood (30 years max). I do so miss the ride timber sleepers used to give, but with welded rail construction, the difference is barely noticed by lay passengers. Don't you just love the smell of creosote, by the way?


Never gonna get any.....

Well f*ck me , I thought she was a Bricklayer !....AAAArrrrgggg  .....How hard can it be too get one little wall built.

hehe and u fell for it hook line and sinker ;)

Tantrum arrived at the bar with Mr Noflops - gotta say, despite the builders hands she fair took by breath away. It's the glasses ! 'andsome !

She may well get flushy to bat for our side again

xx