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Title: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:35:38 AM
http://www.poker-edge.com/whoami.php? (http://www.poker-edge.com/whoami.php?)


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:45:28 AM
Flush Royal @ Tribeca:

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Longy on May 10, 2007, 12:46:45 AM
Im a tight agressive shark obv.


 Longy11 @ fulltilt
Also seen on:
Party | Stars | Prima | Pacific | Ultimate

Play With Longy11

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

Standard.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:46:55 AM
I put in Paul Parker's id:


Player Type : You are a Mouse (Tight-Passive/Passive). You are scared to risk any chips. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Mice by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You rarely risk losing much money.

Weaknesses: You are too timid, and not aggressive enough. You rarely bet your winning hands, and you often fold hands that were good enough to win. You are easy to read and bully around and aggressive players will steal your blinds.

Best Advice: Open up your game - play more aggressively. Bet or raise good hands instead of calling. Defend your blinds.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: thetank on May 10, 2007, 12:47:05 AM
Cool, I'm a mouse too.

Is that good?


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:47:37 AM
Im a tight agressive shark obv.

Standard.

I think they meant to call me 'da bomb'


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:48:29 AM
JungleCat03:



Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Rock (Tight-Passive/Aggressive). People hardly notice you are at the table because you play so few hands. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Rocks by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. You are aggressive PostFlop and bet your hands for value. You will be profitable at weak to average tables.

Weaknesses: You are not aggressive enough preflop - only raising with elite hands. A good player can easily put you on a hand, since you only call with great hands, and raise with elite ones. Aggressive players will repeatedly steal your blinds.

Best Advice: Open up your game - play more aggressively PreFlop, defend your blinds, and play more hands in late position. Pay attention to your table image - bluff when people think you never bluff.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 12:49:10 AM
Alex Martin, pmsl:


Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a RedFish (Aggressive/Passive). Your passive PostFlop play makes you a weak player. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Red Fish by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are aggressive Preflop, which makes you better than a GreenFish.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. You are passive PostFlop. You rarely bet your winning hands for value or protect your made hands, giving other players an easy chance to catch up.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Play more aggressively PostFlop. Bet or raise good hands instead of calling, and fold your weak hands. Bluff more often.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: totalise on May 10, 2007, 12:49:29 AM
 totalise @ Playtech



Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a RedFish (Aggressive/Passive). Your passive PostFlop play makes you a weak player. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Red Fish by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are aggressive Preflop, which makes you better than a GreenFish.

Weaknesses: You are passive PostFlop. You rarely bet your winning hands for value or protect your made hands, giving other players an easy chance to catch up.

Best Advice: Play more aggressively PostFlop. Bet or raise good hands instead of calling, and fold your weak hands. Bluff more often.


back to the drawing board!


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 10, 2007, 12:53:46 AM
Player Type : You are a GreenFish (Passive/Passive). Your overall passive play makes you an extremely weak player. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Green Fish by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are not quite as bad as a Calling Station.

Weaknesses: You are passive PreFlop and PostFlop. You don't protect your hands or play position. You don't bet your winning hands for value.

Best Advice: Play more aggressively PreFlop and PostFlop. Bet or raise good hands instead of calling, and fold your weak hands. Bluff more often.




Best praise I've ever received.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 10, 2007, 01:00:36 AM
I just put in Tighty's alias and this came out...honest. ::)


Player Type: Duh...what do you think? - A part of Gibraltar was named after you

Strengths: Your ability as a player means that your opponents will age and die before they get you in a pot. Then you can win by default.

Weaknesses: You haven't actually ever played a hand of poker in your life due to still waiting for 'the right spot'.

Best Advice: Peform a squeeze play everytime you get 3-2 offsuit.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 10, 2007, 01:01:41 AM

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.



Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 10, 2007, 01:03:31 AM
Lol, what a load of bollox.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 01:08:51 AM
Reevio:



Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Calling Station (Loose-Passive/Passive). The most unprofitable player type! Have a seat at my table, please... The Poker-Edge software shows you the Calling Stations by placing an icon next to their name at the table. Enjoy taking their chips.

Strengths: You don't have many strengths... except... you cannot be bluffed! That's for damn sure.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. As your name suggests, your biggest weakness is you call too much! Good players will repeatedly bet into you or raise you for value. You rarely bet your winning hands either, so you don't get paid off and you give other players an easy way to catch up. You are almost always unprofitable.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Stop calling so much. Stop chasing the long shot draws. Fold your weak hands, and bet or raise your strong ones. Be more aggressive!


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Horneris on May 10, 2007, 01:14:53 AM
 horneris @ Stars
Also seen on:
Party | Pacific

Play With horneris

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT  :o- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Horneris on May 10, 2007, 01:16:05 AM
 leknave @ Stars
Also seen on:
Tribeca | Pacific | mansion

Play With leknave

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Horneris on May 10, 2007, 01:17:58 AM
 kinboshi @ Stars
Also seen on:
Tribeca

Play With kinboshi

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Rock (Tight-Passive/Aggressive). People hardly notice you are at the table because you play so few hands.hahahahahahhaaha. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Rocks by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. You are aggressive PostFlop and bet your hands for value. You will be profitable at weak to average tables.

Weaknesses: You are not aggressive enough preflop - only raising with elite hands. A good player can easily put you on a hand, since you only call with great hands, and raise with elite ones. Aggressive players will repeatedly steal your blinds.

Best Advice: Open up your game - play more aggressively PreFlop, defend your blinds, and play more hands in late position. Pay attention to your table image - bluff when people think you never bluff.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Delboy on May 10, 2007, 01:18:48 AM
would you believe it? I'm a SHARK!!  beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

delboy68 @ fulltilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 01:30:55 AM
lol all the pros on the right are bomb's except ivey who is a maniac!


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: thetank on May 10, 2007, 02:00:26 AM
horneris @ Stars
Also seen on:
Party | Pacific

Play With horneris

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT  :o- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: Get a haircut!!!

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

 :o


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: hotdog on May 10, 2007, 02:04:59 AM
Flush this is why u started the thread then eh lmao

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Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: ariston on May 10, 2007, 02:05:14 AM
obviously the site is genius. I have just entered 4 of my various account names and I was a different player type under every name. Now either I subconsciously play different on each site or this site is a crock of chit- you decide


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: hotdog on May 10, 2007, 02:06:53 AM
Different class ariston thats what it is lol


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 02:08:08 AM
Flush this is why u started the thread then eh lmao

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yep you can tell that by the tracking URL i posted....


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: hotdog on May 10, 2007, 02:10:40 AM
lol. it is cracking tho i typed two different names and it was two different profiles lol.. the videos are quite funny i wonde how long it took them to get the perfect situations the had lol


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Wardonkey on May 10, 2007, 02:22:02 AM
I've put in 3 of my screen-names for 3 different sites and got Shark, Mouse and Bomb.....


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 10, 2007, 02:23:53 AM
I've put in 3 of my screen-names for 3 different sites and got Shark, Mouse and Bomb.....


Sounds more like an episode of Tom & Jerry...


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Wardonkey on May 10, 2007, 02:24:18 AM
I've made by far the most money on the Mouse site....


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 02:25:20 AM
I've put in 3 of my screen-names for 3 different sites and got Shark, Mouse and Bomb.....


Sounds more like an episode of Tom & Jerry...

lol


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 10, 2007, 02:25:46 AM
I've made by far the most money on the Mouse site....

So you're a tribecca mouse...? ;)


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Royal Flush on May 10, 2007, 02:26:41 AM
the videos are quite funny i wonde how long it took them to get the perfect situations the had lol

lol i hadnt watched them, just stumbled onto the player search thing from twodimes.

"he is passive after the flop"

The guy bets (a monster you would think)

"lets see if we can get him off it"


Pure gold.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: ifm on May 10, 2007, 02:32:30 AM
i got slaughtered!!
Same as flushy on mansion but this is stars:

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Caution Sign (Passive/Aggressive). You are aggressive, but only bet/raise your strong hands. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Caution Signs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are aggressive PostFlop.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. You are passive and don't raise enough hands PreFlop. It's easy to see you have a monster when you finally do raise PreFlop.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Play more aggressively PreFlop. Play position more heavily by raising to steal blinds or isolate yourself against 1 or 2 players.





Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: totalise on May 10, 2007, 02:38:32 AM
Quote
You are a Caution Sign

awesome


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: LeKnave on May 10, 2007, 02:48:32 AM
leknave @ Stars
Also seen on:
Tribeca | Pacific | mansion

Play With leknave

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: bhoywonder on May 10, 2007, 03:27:08 AM

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: jakally on May 10, 2007, 08:25:26 AM
Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


I am a f***in rock FFS.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Newmanseye on May 10, 2007, 08:38:24 AM
    

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Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: SuffolkPunch on May 10, 2007, 09:20:00 AM
I seem to be a bomb everywhere. If all the stats were reliable then it would be great tool


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: fearisthekey on May 10, 2007, 09:48:28 AM
Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a MANIAC (Extremely Loose-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your presence alone changes the entire dynamic of the table. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Maniacs by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can easily trap them.

Strengths: Because of your crazy reputation, you will get paid off big on your big hands. When you win, you win HUGE. Most players at the table fear you.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your maniacal behavior is ironically predictable. Good players will wait for strong hands and let you bet into them. When you lose, you lose big. In fact, even when you are winning big, there's a good chance you might lose it all before the night is over.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on self control. Pay attention to your table image - if people always think you are bluffing, only bet strong hands.


That's me, but I don't recognise myself in it.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: fearisthekey on May 10, 2007, 10:03:09 AM
Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

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 Ts Jh 7c Ks Kc

 Js Jh

Pot size: $4
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Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: ariston on May 10, 2007, 10:08:59 AM
Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:

 Ts Jh 7c Ks Kc

 Js Jh

Pot size: $4
Result: wtf glances between the real players.

post of the week for me


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Sark79 on May 10, 2007, 10:16:06 AM
I am technically known as a fish  :D

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Caution Sign (Passive/Aggressive). You are aggressive, but only bet/raise your strong hands. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Caution Signs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are aggressive PostFlop.

Weaknesses: You are passive and don't raise enough hands PreFlop. It's easy to see you have a monster when you finally do raise PreFlop.

Best Advice: Play more aggressively PreFlop. Play position more heavily by raising to steal blinds or isolate yourself against 1 or 2 players.

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FLOP:
Bet         
TURN:
Bet         
RIVER:
Bet

PREFLOP: Raise    Pot Size: $9.3
Game: 19
Result: LOSE
Position: Small Blind
Num Players: 5


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Sark79 on May 10, 2007, 10:30:00 AM
This one is slightly better from the old VC site before it changed

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Rock (Tight-Passive/Aggressive). People hardly notice you are at the table because you play so few hands. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Rocks by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. You are aggressive PostFlop and bet your hands for value. You will be profitable at weak to average tables.

Weaknesses: You are not aggressive enough preflop - only raising with elite hands. A good player can easily put you on a hand, since you only call with great hands, and raise with elite ones. Aggressive players will repeatedly steal your blinds.

Best Advice: Open up your game - play more aggressively PreFlop, defend your blinds, and play more hands in late position. Pay attention to your table image - bluff when people think you never bluff.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: thetank on May 10, 2007, 10:45:10 AM
leknave @ Stars
Also seen on:
Tribeca | Pacific | mansion

Play With leknave

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your barber shop visits, and you will be no longer be mistaken for a girl.


I'm signing up, this site is the s***


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Longy on May 10, 2007, 11:24:34 AM
When i was searching my name last night i still had the Party lobby in the background and got a warning from party along the lines, that im using 3rd party illegal software that is prohibited by party and is giving me an unfair advantage over my opponents. LOL.

Given i use alot a software on my comp as an aid, Poker Tracker, Poker Ace Hud and Various auto hot key scripts to help me multitable, it is ironic they chose to warn me about using this piece of rubbish.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: UpTheMariners on May 10, 2007, 12:10:36 PM
Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:

 Ts Jh 7c Ks Kc

 Js Jh

Pot size: $4
Result: wtf glances between the real players.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao class


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Mango99 on May 10, 2007, 12:31:14 PM
Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:

 Ts Jh 7c Ks Kc

 Js Jh

Pot size: $4
Result: wtf glances between the real players.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao class

 rotflmfao

awesome post!! :D


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Karabiner on May 10, 2007, 08:47:59 PM

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.



I got the "bomb" rating too.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: I KNOW IT on May 10, 2007, 11:21:41 PM

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.



I got the "bomb" rating too.
rotflmfao
I thought it was Ralph not ROFL


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: AndrewT on May 10, 2007, 11:39:28 PM
When i was searching my name last night i still had the Party lobby in the background and got a warning from party along the lines, that im using 3rd party illegal software that is prohibited by party and is giving me an unfair advantage over my opponents. LOL.

Given i use alot a software on my comp as an aid, Poker Tracker, Poker Ace Hud and Various auto hot key scripts to help me multitable, it is ironic they chose to warn me about using this piece of rubbish.

That's because Poker Edge is specifically banned by Party. They saw you looking at the website, so gave you a warning.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: ACE2M on May 11, 2007, 10:44:18 AM
Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: rudders on May 11, 2007, 10:59:38 AM
 khazi @ TribecaAlso seen on: Playtech | fulltilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


hahahaha- long live rudders the rock!



Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: AlexMartin on May 11, 2007, 01:54:35 PM
Strongbad991.

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.



Flushy, you fricking wind up merchant, i thought i was playing weak for a minute.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: AlexMartin on May 11, 2007, 02:18:30 PM
Bah - Green bombs are what all the pro's and all the top internet players are on pocket 5's.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 11, 2007, 02:53:40 PM
This is my mansion... LOVE IT pmsl


Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 11, 2007, 02:54:59 PM
But on stars i am a station!

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Calling Station (Loose-Passive/Passive). The most unprofitable player type! Have a seat at my table, please... The Poker-Edge software shows you the Calling Stations by placing an icon next to their name at the table. Enjoy taking their chips.

Strengths: You don't have many strengths... except... you cannot be bluffed! That's for damn sure.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. As your name suggests, your biggest weakness is you call too much! Good players will repeatedly bet into you or raise you for value. You rarely bet your winning hands either, so you don't get paid off and you give other players an easy way to catch up. You are almost always unprofitable.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Stop calling so much. Stop chasing the long shot draws. Fold your weak hands, and bet or raise your strong ones. Be more aggressive!


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 11, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
Playtech

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on May 11, 2007, 02:58:48 PM
The most important one, Party Poker...

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: AlexMartin on May 11, 2007, 05:03:13 PM
Rofl rooks, you cant change gears between sites.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: fearisthekey on May 11, 2007, 07:26:17 PM
Got a chance to use this program today against opponents in a Sit N Gone

Hmmm. Site said 'tight' for one of the worst jackal's I've ever seen...


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: kinboshi on May 11, 2007, 07:29:27 PM
Rofl rooks, you cant change gears between sites.

Rookie needs to learn to mix up his game!  Or is it one of those multiple-personality things?


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: Ironside on May 11, 2007, 07:34:56 PM
Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


Title: Re: Best poker site ever?
Post by: sovietsong on May 11, 2007, 09:28:10 PM
 sovietsong @ Tribeca
Also seen on:
fulltilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.


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Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:
 
FLOP:
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TURN:
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RIVER:

 
PREFLOP: Raise  Pot Size: $129680
Game: 43
Result: WIN
Position: #1 to Act
Num Players: 6


god i miss tribecca!