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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/6646331.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/6646331.stm)


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"I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.

"So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me. "


PMSL

In case Tikay gets upset reading this story, I can assure him that no harm came to the train.

I came to this crossing at Ffynongain and there was like a metal gate, which looked like just a normal farmers' gate with a red circle on it

"I thought it was a dead end at first and then there was a little sign saying, if the light is green, open the gates and drive through.



because every normal farmers gate has a red circle on it with a sign saying cross if the light is green..........

Almost as bad as the woman who drove into a river...

I blame the female species.

Conversation with a female client recently:

Me "You have tested intollerant to wheat so you need to avoid this for a week while you go throught the desensitising programme"

Client "Does that mean I can't eat bread?"

Me " yes, avoid anything that contains wheat"

Client "So i'll still be able to have pasta?"

Me "No avoid anything like pasta because it contains wheat"

Client "Oh, thats ok then, so I'll still be able to have pot noodles then"

Me - speechless.  ;frustrated;

 and she is a university student.

 its official , we have no hope  ;pokergods;