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...Eurovision - love it ;D  ;letsparty;

Usually like to have a little wager too.  After years of sticking my tenner on what I think is the best song, with disasterous results, has anyone got any tips?  I seem to remember a betting tip for the winners last year...

I just picked a random country... Iceland

Ukraine will win



i think we have to just choose Morrissey and just stop picking joke songs that the Europeans think mean we are taking the piss

LOL, just looked at the betting and seen that Iceland arent even in it (i think).... Finland it is then.

Morrisey?.

Dead God please help me.

still the voting is a riot...balkan countries gang up and Baltic countries gang up and its like a game of Risk..

marvellous stuff

He wants to do it

This Charming man, and Heaven knows we'd be miserable now if we didn't win it soon. How soon is now to win it anyway?

God forbid :D

Perhaps the UK could borrow 'my lovely horse' from Ireland next year  ;carlocitrone;

you have a horse in Ireland?

Yes, he's very talented and I imagine he could sing any number of Morrisey-style tunes.

I'd plump for Serbia.

As has been noted, Western European countries can't win this any more, thanks to the fact the Eastern Europeans have their own little mutual voting clubs. Ukraine will do well from Russia/Belarus etc but their actual act may not go down too well elsewhere. They'd be a lay for me.

Serbia have a good song, sung well, without a lot of fuss. They'll get the Balkan block vote and will get plenty of votes elsewhere.

Claw....ModestMouse......Johnny Marr's new band...try and check them out

Risk, brilliant.

We'll be in real trouble of Irkutsk and Kamchatka every get independence from Russia.

okey dokey skip

though I am sure Wogan would enjoy the trip to Kurkutsk when they host it next year...

Trivia fact for you.

Modest Mouse were on the look out for a new guitarist. They put an ad out which said 'Wanted, Johnny Marr-like guitarist'. Johnny Marr happened to not be involved in a musical project at the time, saw the ad and decided to reply.

and they gave him the job?

wow, common sense from British band shock

the thing is most of the countries dont want to win it as the cost of organising it the following year is getting bigger and bigger each year

Tighty, to me you are a work of art.

I'm considering a boycott this time around, after the travesty of no bugger voting for Daz Sampson last year. :(

My favourite Eurovision song - Latvia's 2000 entry.  Didn't realise at the time that Tank was the lead singer though :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym_g5n4fpRw

Captain Sensible returns to British music scene

thank you. I think. "The Scream" by Edvard Munch perhaps?

I'll revise that - having watched it again I am now convinced the singer is Tank and Flushy's love child.

It's a time in my life I don't like to talk about.

He got the moves from me

Room 407?

You know it!

I think claw must have gone looking for room 704, its the only explanation.

there is one other possible explanation - Don't forget I was already sharing a room with Tantrum.  Who else would have passed up that opportunity for a visit to 407? :)

Eurovision and Joseph gaydar alert! i love it

right - 20 bob stuck on Serbia - they'd better be good (or get lots of votes anyway)

my Mrs stuck a fiver on GB...33-1 and I have to watch the whole bloody thing..

lol you get 100 on betfair.

New Zealand have got more chance of winning than us.

Shame that no-one tried to sing my lovely horse on the Eurovision, i think it would definitely win

I wish I'd had a few drinks before tuning in.

Slovenia is so painful.  Claw I blame you for my suffering!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATQdUK1gS4

I've now had a cheeky £10 on Macedonia at 110, in addition to my investment on Serbia.

best ever eurovision song

http://www.keithm.utvinternet.ie/videos/Germany82bb.wmv

Genius, thnx;)

whens uk on dont wanna watch all this poo.

 rotflmfao  Saving yourself for the real shite eh? ;)

Is that the DTD girls dancing for Greece?

Greece - ricky martin wanna be

I am waiting for Ukraine - they are favourite to win.

We're 19th, straight after Ukraine.

Sweden - first decent entry - glamtastic :)

Did Vic & Bob hijack the French entry? :D

I like Russia....

Russia gets my vote

With lyrics like "put on cherry on my cake and have a taste of my pie" pie surely being code for (edited by myself as I don't want to be attacked for being crude)  ;kev;

not impressed with the song my money's riding on - doesn't mean it won't win, of course

OH .... MY .... GOD

Am going to lay Ukraine heavily!

Here the lovely Russia entry  ;kev;

Get ready for Scooch.

We may be booed off.

Sorry got excited and couldn't help myself double clicking on the Russian girls.

What has happned to the likes of Sandy Shaw, Bicks Fizz, ABBA, Brotherhood of Man.....The music just isnt the same on Eurovision these days....

oh my lord, what was that!

I am going for Scooch to get nil poir

I assume it's not actually possible to get minus points in Eurovision.

you know, I think there might have been one or two very subtle sexual innuendos in the UK entry too

Is that Paul Parker singing for Romania?

Really, I hadn't noticed  ;angel;

I thought Scooch were brilliant. Lovely the air stewardesses wonder bras  ;whistle;

brewsters millions "vote for none of the above"

Sweden or Russia Defo....

im not a betting man but id have £1,000,000 on latvia and i aint even watching it.,.,looks like il divo joins the three tenners but they killed one.,.,.,.,

Yep Sweden are my favourites, but that'll be the kiss of death for them - my favourites never win.

I liked Bulgaria the best. russia were not bad either if you are into girl bands. Go on Bulgaria:)

COME ON THE NIL PTS

Judging from the reception in the hall, Russia would not be a popular victory in Helsinki.

GO Serbia!  

3 runners with nil point ...gl.

And to think you doubted me Claire.

early days yet Andrew, but if they win I will never again doubt your status as Eurovision Guru

just as well we are too rich to worry about relegation

What a farce, they are going to have to split this up and have a western european contest in future. Where are all these mickey mouse countries?  :D
Only us left with nil points, waiting for the ireland scores.

I think you'll find the main reason we've got no points is because our song is a pile of poo :D

Any song that contains the line "would you like something to suck on for landing sir" deserves NIL POINT !! LOL

Ship the £45

Minus the obligitory tipper's percentage. :)

definite pint next time I see you

And this years Eurovision xenophobic contest winners are................................................

Thank you Ireland.
 ;applause;

I see the deaf were voting heavily in Ireland tonight.

didn't know what you were all talking about.  Just realised I paused it for 5 minutes about an hour ago.

Maybe we should start handing out George Crosses to other countries as well.

Wow, more points.
 ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty; ;karabiner;

paddy power are still taking bets on serbia
1-50

The girl reading out the Icelandic votes gets douze points from me.

No points from Iceland, that's the last time I shop there.

They're quite happy to come here and take our hand-outs but they wont vote for us in the Eurovision song contest!!!

It's an outrage.

 rotflmfao

if they're all here taking our handouts they can't vote for us :D

and perhaps they have some taste ;D

That's the last time I employ a Pole unless she is a fit Blonde of course.  :D

I didn't realise there are so many ex-pats in Malta.

SHIP IT!!!

holidaymakers

 ;applause;

I've been tuned to the Dragon's Den marathon on UKTV G2 (British people asking for handouts)

Did I miss much?

 ;letsparty; ;karabiner; :dd: ;sexybanana;

fantastic! £45 in my paddy power account to pi$$ away on panic solitaire :D

probably the poorest Eurovision ever, IMO

Just seen the winning song. Yawn. :dontask:

anyone else think it's sounds a bit like Kayleigh?  Hubby thinks I'm mental

I think you should enter Eurovsion next year. You could not do any worse.

Neverends!

At least i laid Ukraine after seeing them perform!

I think nxt year someone has to enter 'my lovely horse' song.  This will be a guaranteed winner.

The auditons for the performing act should start now.

me and you - let's do it.

the fat one out of abbott and costello.,.,.,wogans the man.,.,i only watched it for his wit.,.,.,.,.,.,to win this you either got to be a tranny,monster or a dyke imho,,,..i suppose if you were all three, we could stick liilly savage in it next year he/she/it would p155 it.,.,.
wait till theres some type of war on they better not come crying to us.,.,.,we will give them nooooooo weapaaaaaa      ns

Given their woeful performance this year, I think Ireland should actually ask Neil Hannon if he wants to do next year's Eurovision entry for Ireland. He is Irish, and loves Eurovision (he did a piece on it for the Culture Show on BBC2 last weekend). He can write a cracking pop tune - I think it would do great.

I was 9 when these won,and was convinced they were singing"I want to be a polar bear"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwwL1QA6wsE

That comment was absolute genius from Wogan.

(http://www.djskyler.com/pics/Lou_Costello_100.jpg)

mon cheval charmant pour 12 points

andy you look a bit of a daniel odonell give us a song.,.,.,

 :goodpost: ;iagree;

the only way we will ever win it again is if hitla comes back from the dead and we sort him out again.,.,.,
the dads army theme tune should get the vote then from ALL,.,.,.,.,

Eurovision TOTP2 on BBC 2 now.

Thought i'd be the only one watching this tonight, don't like the new voting format though whereby they only announce the last three choices. Used to enjoy the three hours of voting.

I think this year is finally the sign that we can't muck about with Eurovision anymore. No more cheesey pop, no more 'Eurovision' tunes - Eurovision has moved on and left us behind.

Just send the best song and act we can. If Morrissey wants to do it, let him. If not him then either Girls Aloud or the Scissor Sisters - proper good pop music.

What series is this, only recognize two of the dragons.

Girls Aloud? Are cover versions done in Eurovision then? By plastic women?

Nicola's my favourite!

Sh*t how drunk are you??

lol jober as a sudge, i have a thing for redheads (dont tell the missus, she's blonde!)

What's her username??

lol do you think i would be saying i have a liking for reheads if she frequented this fine estagblishment, im stupid but not suicidal!

...and blind.

Oh come on she has the best legs, great toned stomach and a dirty smile. Perfect!

And so does Nicola!

rotflmfao

Your good lday is far more attractive than the ugly sister from Girls Aloud.

I just think she would be filth. Thats all i care about!

Gonna edit this after so only the minority of blonde get to see it and think im a perve!

not a chance

behave please, or else I will set BowRain on you

SIGH! im finally outed then!

join the club :)