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Ladies and gentlemen during a particularly noisy tournament at Luton on Sunday we started playing the following game. Which celebrities would you put in Room 101.

Just to get the ball rolling I give you the following nomination..........
he is short
unctious
smarmy
and I just can't stand him

Ladies and gentlemen I nominate

Noel Edmonds 8s

watch Eggheads (the quiz programme on at tea time)

Your description of Edmunds could also be written for one of the Eggs "CJ Tanooui"

 or however the smug prick spells his name.

ooh I've missed this so far............will have to seek out

Actually, thinking about it, i hope he doesnt read this .... he will be even more of a three card trick if he thinks he is being thought of as a celebrity !!!

I HATE CJ!!!!!!

Just seen this on a web search, sums it all up really

I was wondering if anyone else here has had the misfortune to watch the BBC 1 gameshow "Eggheads"

The idea is perhaps a good one. They have a team of "challengers" up against a team made up of so-called "eggheads", including that old bird who won Millionaire and a couple of others.

One Egghead in particular calls himself "CJ" - I'm unsure what he's actually won, but I challenge anyone here to name a bigger c*** on TV at the moment. I don't quite know what it is - his stupid f***ing snide expressions when the opposing team gets a question wrong, the fact that he has to explain in graphic detail why he's decided upon the answer he's going for - I just don't know.

Is it just me? Does anyone really care? Who knows.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Lee Evans   ;grr;

He loves himself immensely.

Sandi Toksvig from Call my Bluff.   I hate the TV show and her voice

Cilla Black  ;grr;

oi im not happy

noel edmunds is a legend! lol

now if u wanted to put every contestant who has ever appeared on deal or no deal into room 101, then that would be fine. because why is it that every contestant that has ever appeared on that programme is the most annoying, frustrating, dickhead group of people ever

Celine Dion, preferably handcuffed to Mariah Carey.

No way! I'd marry him!

lol and i thought i was the only one who thought that.  i think everyone who has watched the show thinks exacltly the same but never managed to bring it up in conversation.  i wonder how much hate mail he gets

CJ is very arrogant and my Mrs hates him. He is the sort of guy that if you were running a quiz night he is bound to come up and argue the answers.

But I have to admit he is very good. He has been on two shows that i have been on (Brainteaser and Weakest Link) as well as others. Very knowledgeable and must work hard at it.

as for Room 101..

Davina McCall
 ;tracet;

Hey, lay off sandy. she does the travel program on radio 4 on a saturday morning. Very good it is too

Ha a mere novice Ed   ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

Russel Brand. I cant stand him. Hes so annoying  ;nemesis;

Tikay..............everytime i turn on the t.v or open a magazine , i see his gormless mug looking at me

Jade Goody- but not at all convinced that she qualifies as a celebrity.

Tony Blair

Nicky Campbell (especially on watchdog...pious sanctimoniousness at its most Scottish)

Nick Ross

Dale Winton

Ben Shepherd (GMTV, Pop Idol)

Joey Barton

Eamon Holmes

Lorraine Kelly

Zoe Wanamaker (actress...mother in "My Family")

Nicole Kidman

Will Ferrell

Charlotte Church

Harry Hill

Jo Brand

Al Murray

Mark Thomas (comedian)

Dermot Murnaghan

Chris Tarrant

Sara Cox

Zane Lowe

Mark Bright summarising

Ian Wright punditing

Alan Shearer punditing

Pat Nevin

Kerry Katona

Bryan McFadden

Jordan

Peter Andre

Cheryl Cole

Ashley Cole

Alex Salmond

Graham Norton

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Jenny Seagrove

Michael Winner






and take a breath............

Will Ferrell? Are you serious?

I really dislike Sara Cox too, as well as Jo "I love it" Whiley!

horrendous. thinks he's funny..isn't. makes the same film only with different themes and people lap it up.

Try harder to be original Will, it is boring.

You should watch "stranger than fiction" for a different take on will ferrell.

go on....

its just completely different than anything else he has done. It is still "comedy" in that it will make you laugh, but it aint Talladega Nights.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson been famous for years for what??

Paris Hilton, again famous for doing what??

and just to be obscure Sky Sports news.....a sports channel that only covers sport that they shoew live, its like any other sport doesnt exsist, try getting a snooker score on there during the world championships, no chance, try getting a golf tourney score on there that they dont cover, no chance........it is quite simply an advert for their sports and therefore not a sports channel at all, it is simply an advertisng tool. Now maybe you think Sky sports news should only cover sports that Sky cover but I dont, its either a sports news channel or its not.

For instance, today they had a poll, top five midfielders in the Prem this year, which was really just a wiz to show 5 arsenal, man utd ,Liverpool and Chelsea goals like they are the only teams that have midfielders you can vote for.

Another greta example......breaking news, Everton release Richard Wright on a free transfer......he hasnt got a  contract and is therefore not attached to the club but that makes 'breaking news' coz it is 'their' sport.

As for their coverage of the Premier league, they actually give you stats that only began when the premier league started, they even act like football didnt exsist until they got involved.

rant over

was just gonna nominate him you beat me to it


grrrr......... cant stand him!

Bless you Boo. I was feeling a bit left out until you Posted that.

Hmm......

Davina McCall

Mark Thomas

Nick Ross

Dale Winton

Gloria Hunnerford

Harry Hill

Michael Parkinson

Noel Edmonds

Anthony Worrell Thompson

That geezer with the orange make-up & half-moon glasses who used to do the Antiques Roadshow.

post of the week
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Im with Laz on this one, I find this lady very funny and I miss her on tv...she was pure class on call my bluff and even better on that CH4 program that improvised..what was it called?

Sandy Toksvig - yuk.

Ruby Wax.........she makes my skin crawl

she is a VERY funny lady.

I didnt like her at first but the more you listen to her...she is pure class

I have to agree with Tighty about Sara Cox, i have turn the radio off/over when she comes on. Oh Matt Dawson as well can't stand that smarmy git, such a public school (insert swear word here).

CJ in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiDTnvi5uuU

What a ****

I nominate Catherine tate

stick 'em all in. overpaid bunch of clowns.

Paris Hilton, again famous for doing what??

Have you not seen the video??? it's widely availabe on the net!!

ps. Rich, it would have been easier if you would have listed the people that you did NOT want to put in room 101!

Hey, lay off sandy. she does the travel program on radio 4 on a saturday morning. Very good it is too
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Im with Laz on this one, I find this lady very funny and I miss her on tv...she was pure class on call my bluff and even better on that CH4 program that improvised..what was it called?


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Think it was called 'Who's Line is it Anyway'           John Sessions was AWESOME on that show

I think that putting Mark Thomas in there is a bit harsh, considering he is one of the few people prepared to actually oppose the encroaching Big Brother state. I don't always agree with his methods - Chris Morris described him as "the man who bullies receptionists" - but an evening with him is hardly room 101 material. Mark Steel, however...

Oh go on then, I'll join in. I nominate the oxy-morons:

Jade Goody
Myleen Klaas
Dennis Wise

 rotflmfao

Gordon Ramsey.  He is rude, a bully and so arrogant.  So what,  he can cook a meal... big deal .  I really can't see why people  like him, Alan Sugar and that irritating guy off the singing talent show ...Simon Cowan?  or what ever his name is.   Put any of them on a building site, garage, landscaping, plumbing, etc, etc, etc  and they would not have a clue what they were doing either.  I hate these idiotic shows that make the contestants look stupid.  It is so sad that we need to be entertained by watching someone else getting embarrassed .  Anne Robinson is another moron .  I can't stand bullies

:D  So speaks the voice of experience......

lol

it is not the shows that make these contestants look stupid , it is the talentless "wannabee" contestants themselves.

Natasha Kaplinsky, preferably handcuffed to that ultracamp weatherboy she keeps flirting with.
please please don't say she's 'hot'.

I like her a lot, lol  .  Is the weatherman Daniel?  he is very camp

I agree with all you say apart from Gordon Ramsay, he is a top bloke and if you read his autobiography im sure you would agree he is not a bully. He confronts people who perhaps are used to being/pretending to be the top dogs and he puts them in thier place, he gives people with low self esteem courage to stand up for themselves as believe it or not Gordon suffered from low self esteem and the stuff he put up with and had to got through with his father as a young boy would have broken most but he plucked up the courage to make changes and look where he is now, worth around 60 million quid! Have so much respect for him as a person, he really is one of my role mdels in life!

get a room

I agree. Remember he was set for a football career at the top ( well rangers lol) but suffered a knee injury that curtailed his career at a young age.

 How many footballers could turn something like this round, enter an entirely different profession and become one of the best in the world at it? Most of them would go off the rails and have more asbos than south acton estate.

Yes he swears a lot and is aggressive with his staff and now milks his image for all its worth with the media but for me he is someone who has turned adversity into success and as such is a very good role model.

Celebrities who should be binned into room 101.

Chris Moyles - I assume he aims to be the "humourous voice of the common man down the pub." The sad thing is if you plucked a random drunk from any pub, he would inevitably be funnier and more coherent than Moyles.

Colchester Kev's  about a million times funnier than chris moyles and I vote should replace him immediately.

Dennis Norden - purely for the fact that he carries a redundant clipboard around with him.

All football pundits bar a select few.
2 for nomination.

Robbie Earle - Master of stating the obvious with zero penetrating insight.

"The ball was passed in and henry did what he usually does and scored" Thanks Robbie for another remarkable piece of analysis.

Lee Dixon I was almost counting down the days till the end of his career so I never had to hear another post-match interview delivered in his trademark comotose-inducing midlands monotone. Then they made him a pundit. GRRR!

I will be rescuing Harry Hill and Cheryl Cole from the room.

TV BURP is a bit inconsistent but generally Harry's very good at gently mocking people on tv. Funny guy, too good for room 101.

Cheryl - on hearing the gorgeous geordie fox was getting married, like millions of others, my heart sank. Then I realised she had pulled a masterstroke by marrying a premiership footballer, thus increasing her media profile, but one who, allegedly, bats for the other side, thereby leaving herself (theoretically) still available to the salivating masses. Clever!