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Title: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 10:03:20 AM Q: Why did God invent the orgasm?
A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........ ;whistle; ;scarymoment; Title: Re: quick joke Post by: boldie on May 15, 2007, 12:53:45 PM Q: Why did God invent the orgasm? A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........ ;whistle; ;scarymoment; lol Title: Re: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 12:59:32 PM you've only been married a few weeks - you're not supposed to know yet ;)
Title: Re: quick joke Post by: boldie on May 15, 2007, 01:00:46 PM you've only been married a few weeks - you're not supposed to know yet ;) my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do :) Title: Re: quick joke Post by: thediceman on May 15, 2007, 01:11:10 PM my wife never moans when I have sex...shes never their :) Title: Re: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 01:11:54 PM my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do :) i take it she still hasn't got round to joining the forum? ;) Title: Re: quick joke Post by: boldie on May 15, 2007, 02:21:46 PM my wife never moans when we have sex...I make it a point for her not to enjoy herself when we do :) i take it she still hasn't got round to joining the forum? ;) lol..God forbid Title: Re: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 02:25:07 PM just remember when you attend the next blonde bash with your lovely lady wife that monkeys have a habit of letting things slip unless sufficiently bribed with copious amounts of bananas first :)up
Title: Re: quick joke Post by: boldie on May 15, 2007, 02:29:27 PM just remember when you attend the next blonde bash with your lovely lady wife that monkeys have a habit of letting things slip unless sufficiently bribed with copious amounts of bananas first :)up hmmm...chiquita or Jaffa? I am assuming BB5 is scheduled for Notts in October now? Title: Re: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 02:52:06 PM (http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1598/fyffesgc3.jpg)
(if you ask Inthebelly i believe he may know somewhere you can buy in bulk!! ;scarymoment;) Title: Re: quick joke Post by: amcgrath1uk on May 15, 2007, 03:44:50 PM Q: Why did God invent the orgasm? A: So women could moan even when they are enjoying themselves........ ;whistle; ;scarymoment; And the female side to the joke: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?? A. Because men fake foreplay... Title: Re: quick joke Post by: matt674 on May 15, 2007, 03:59:46 PM And the female side to the joke: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?? A. Because men fake foreplay... Why do people insist on telling jokes with words i dont understand? Now where is my monkey dictionary........ Right! F Fo For Title: Re: quick joke Post by: Suited_Jock on May 15, 2007, 04:57:18 PM Better watch with the sexist jokes matt:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/6656661.stm :o Title: Re: quick joke Post by: Rainbow on May 15, 2007, 06:17:33 PM And the female side to the joke: Q. Why do women fake orgasms?? A. Because men fake foreplay... Why do people insist on telling jokes with words i dont understand? Now where is my monkey dictionary........ Right! F Fo For I'm Disappointed Matt!!!!! |