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Title: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Sark79 on May 18, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
After watching the excellent TV show on C5 earlier about Shaun Ellis living with a Wolf pack, I wondered how much he charged for a public speaking engagement.  I have no intention of hiring him for my two dogs, they prefer Victoria Stillwell anyway.  I was just curious.  A few years back, I read that Lance Armstrong can charge up to $250,000 for a single nights public engagement, more money than Bill Clinton costs.

Here is a cool site         http://www.gordonpoole.com/default.asp

Freddie Flintoff is in the over £20k bracket,  I would pay money not to hear him speak to be honest  :D


LA isn't in this sadly, it is only UK based I think



Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on May 19, 2007, 12:10:50 PM
Sark

Ill come and talk to yours dogs for a tenner. hows that?

I know a few folk who saw Jack Black speaking the other week. They said he was such an inspirarion and the best public speaker they had seen. I wouldnt mind having a listen but would not pay over the odds to hear him. No chance!!


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Sark79 on May 19, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
I like Jack Black,  he is one of the funniest actors around

My Uncle went to see Fred Dibnah a few years ago,  he bought me a ticket as he thought I liked him as well,  thankfully I couldn't attend and his work mate went with him instead .


lol ,  I am sure you would be a good speaker mad, but my dogs would be annoyed that I hadn't spent the tenner on a couple of cooked chickens for  their dinner instead 


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on June 10, 2007, 09:22:55 AM
I like Jack Black,  he is one of the funniest actors around

My Uncle went to see Fred Dibnah a few years ago,  he bought me a ticket as he thought I liked him as well,  thankfully I couldn't attend and his work mate went with him instead .


lol ,  I am sure you would be a good speaker mad, but my dogs would be annoyed that I hadn't spent the tenner on a couple of cooked chickens for  their dinner instead 

You mean your dogs are not vegan?? Now that surprises me......lol


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Sark79 on June 10, 2007, 10:07:55 AM
No, there favorite food is chicken or liver.  I have an Aunt who works at a Meals on Wheels place dishing out food for OAP's. Every Tuesday and Thursday she brings all the left overs for them.  There is always loads of chicken and liver/kineys etc that the OAP's have left.   One day I went into the kitchen and found my friend eating a big bowl of leftovers, he was almost finnished.  To this day, he doesn't know it came from the leftover remains of about about 200 peoples dinner plates  :D . I think he assumed I had cooked it for some reason.  When not eating leftovers, there favorite food it Butchers Tripe.


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Enzyme_ on June 10, 2007, 12:41:11 PM
Safe the world! Feed Africa! But ill take 40k+ for a talk! Guess Who?

http://www.gordonpoole.com/default.asp?artistID=414

Hes a muppet imo!


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: seven2unsuited on June 10, 2007, 12:58:22 PM
Safe the world! Feed Africa! But ill take 40k+ for a talk! Guess Who?

http://www.gordonpoole.com/default.asp?artistID=414

Hes a muppet imo!

yes definetly a fudd


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on June 10, 2007, 01:00:47 PM
Safe the world! Feed Africa! But ill take 40k+ for a talk! Guess Who?

http://www.gordonpoole.com/default.asp?artistID=414

Hes a muppet imo!

yes definetly a fudd


lmao, ive not heard that phrase for a long time:)


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: seven2unsuited on June 10, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
we can get dougie donnolly for 3k, value for money as he has commentated in just about every sport invented, but again a fudd


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on June 10, 2007, 01:18:49 PM
we can get dougie donnolly for 3k, value for money as he has commentated in just about every sport invented, but again a fudd

hehe. yes I agree.......................................

what about Gio Galloway?


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: seven2unsuited on June 10, 2007, 01:29:59 PM
he is a bit of a fud but i like him


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: GlasgowBandit on June 10, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
we can get dougie donnolly for 3k, value for money as he has commentated in just about every sport invented, but again a fudd

hehe. yes I agree.......................................

what about Gio Galloway?

Legend, I have a lot of time for Gorgeous George and he has as much hatred for THEM!!  as I have.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ExABpDCaepY


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: seven2unsuited on June 10, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
that is legendery bombrelotalem,


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Enzyme_ on June 10, 2007, 03:11:07 PM
BOMBRELOTALEM!

Thats gotta be the new bebo video!


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Ironside on June 10, 2007, 03:22:19 PM
you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on June 10, 2007, 06:23:53 PM
you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon
call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Ironside on June 10, 2007, 06:29:37 PM
you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon
call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??

fakin bacon?

btw in a pack of smokey bacon crisp there is no meat its just flavouring usually vegitarian friendly


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: madasahatstand on June 10, 2007, 06:31:46 PM
you can get me for a bottle of baileys 3 pints and a pack of smokey bacon
call it the baileys, the pints but you'll need to have fakin bacon as I couldnt get blood on my hands going for the dead pig:(  And you need to eat it and look like you are enjoying it:) Deal??

fakin bacon?

btw in a pack of smokey bacon crisp there is no meat its just flavouring usually vegitarian friendly
oh, crisps? lol, I thought you meant just a packet of pig?

anyway, whats your plans to get the squad ready then? I say all of us that need the pre-traiing need to do 3 times a week, 1 mile, 2 miles then 3 miles in the first week with lots of stretching and walking??


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Ironside on June 10, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
what squad

who am i talking too?

if you want a physical trainer then unless your quite advanced fitness wise you might be better looking for someone not quite as demanding as my warm ups used to be like some people full sessions


Title: Re: Need a Public Speaker?
Post by: Swordpoker on June 11, 2007, 12:18:07 AM
I like Jack Black,  he is one of the funniest actors around

My Uncle went to see Fred Dibnah a few years ago,  he bought me a ticket as he thought I liked him as well,  thankfully I couldn't attend and his work mate went with him instead .


lol ,  I am sure you would be a good speaker mad, but my dogs would be annoyed that I hadn't spent the tenner on a couple of cooked chickens for  their dinner instead 

Different Jack Black.

Jack Black is one of us mind bender types.