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Well after sending hundreds of market researchers onto the streets of blondeville, armed with clipboards and counselling opinion on what the good people of blonde wanted from their card room,  WE HAVE THE RESULTS.

http://www.blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/8451

You requested it, we delivered. Now let the supreme quest for ultimate bragging rights begin.

Get blonde poker room downloaded now and get ready for THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN (and Ladies)

Its on like donkey kong!!!

This is where i come into my own, consistency!!!!








































Consistantly crap!!!

Nice one ;applause;

Remind me nearer the time though, I'll have forgotten by then :D

So Kev for the simple Irishman are you saying each event will pay out as normal. The $1000 is for the league.  Where did you get the $1000 from. Is it from Jen and Tikay's recent results. Please say yes.  Does the winner get "HIS" picture on the home page telling the story of how good he is. A woman cant win this surely.

Yes Den, each event pays out as normal, the final prizes and the added money to the last event have come out of my pie budget ... since i have given them up ;)

The winner will be interviewed by our very own SNOOPY and will indeed get a spot on the home page where he can chirp and brag.

Notice i say HE, because like you i cant see how a woman could possibly win this.

neither can an Irishman, Welshman or a Scot.


In fact come the end of the league, you will all be hearing the new cry of "SHIP IT TO THE LOW FAT LAD FROM COLCHESTER"

BRING IT !!!

In fact, I am going to run a [size=05pt](virtual)[/size] book on the winner of the league ...



1/3              English
5/1              Welsh
16/1            Irish
33/1            Scottish
66/1            A Woman from anywhere
1000/1         A Monkey
10,000/1      Kinboshi
1,000,000/1 Tikay & Ironside (you can add their points together, it will still come to ZERO)

Bring it on boys  ;nemesis; ;nemesis; ;nemesis;

seeing as they have their own women only events already why don't you just make it a men only league? They are only taking up a seat a real player could have after all and just think of all the washing up etc that isn't going to get done.

 :goodpost: ;iagree;


I assume we have better odds because of dewi!

I wasn't even mentioned in the odds

Whilst this may be because I have improved I doubt it,an oversight surely

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Is that fear I smell?

Yes, although i forgot about you, i may have to push the welsh price out now :)

no,bullshit

maybe you just need to work on your personal hygiene ;)

Oi! You knowim gd (lucky) in mtt leaderboards. U playing on friday or heading to the emerald isle?

many thanks to meds for this gem

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>
>"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
>machines
>
>enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
>
>Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
>procedures outlined
>
>below when accessing their accounts."
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>
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>"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
>been developed.
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>Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
>
>MALE PROCEDURE:
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>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
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>2. Put down your car window.
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>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
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>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
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>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
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>6. Put window up.
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>7. Drive off.
>
>
>
>
>
>**********************************************
>
>
>
>
>
>FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
>
>
>
>
>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
>the machine.
>
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
>4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
>card.
>
>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
>excessive distance from the car.
>
>8. Insert card.
>
>9. Re-insert card the right way.
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>10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the
>inside back page.
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>11. Enter PIN.
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>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
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>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
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>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
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>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
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>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
>of checkbook.
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>18. Re-check makeup.
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>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
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>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
>21. Retrieve card.
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>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
>slot provided!
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>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
>25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
>27. Release Parking Brake.

All games are now listed in the lobby on blonde poker room

that is pure class, i can actually see women dong that aswel!!!

Hahaha thats actually quite funny.

So Ariston are you going to honour us with your presense in the new blonde league?

I have a new lucky mascot and a tenner says I will reach higher up the leaderboard than you  ;)

Afraid I cant play on blonde seeing as I have issues with their depositing methods (and also I hate call centres). I also wont be playing much next month thanks to taking on a large project (wasn't meant to be large when I first agreed to it).

I'll have a tenner on Brad Strider if I can talk him into playing it:) Cant believe the odds I'm getting ;D

Brad has league form, for betting purposes he is english ;)

(http://forums.49ers.com/messageboard/images/smilies/1.gif)

:D

this looks like fun

might cancel ma summer's holiday to play in all the events

breaking news kev, im gonna play as many of these as i can!

Is that the lack of credit/debit card? Is a problem for me too. There isn't a debit card option is there? I couldn't find it, but it is on the website... http://online.blondepoker.com/banking/deposit_methods

*cough cough cough* English? lol I dont think so:) You cant go back on the odds now so I should be getting 33-1, not 1-3. Dont try to back out now. Ive already got the cash spent:)

ps have you lost weight? You are looking skinny in that photo. Well skinnier.........:)

Send me a pm if you have issues like this, I can get it sorted in 2 minutes, but only if i know about it.

Are there odd's on a Miner winning this?

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

funniest post ever on blonde.

I tell you what, if Brad wins it, i will buy him 5 plain bounty bars again and have his name written in marker pen on my arse :)

Will the handing over of the league trophy be televised?
 ;scarymoment;

 ;technolog;

you could probably get every blonde members name on your arse if the scribe was a neat writer:) Maybe you could give  Brad the poker lesson he's still waiting on from El Blondie from the last league win:)

He got it ... NEVER play poker with Elblondie !! that was the lesson :)

Seriously though, I think that was before my involvement with the cardroom, but next blonde bash that Brad attends, I will personally see to it that he gets some time with Dave.


PS. please remind me when the time comes.

PPS. if i did have all the names done, madasahatstand would be right in the middle ;)

And would the design be a vertical ascent/descent ( i personally see a lot of cracks in that plan)? Or would it be horizontal? either way, there are no O's in madasahastand so your plan is fundamentally flawed:)

Oh i dont know, madasahotstand has a certain ring to it :D

Okay you got me:) Tut Tut ::)

I recently deposited on blonde with a debit card. Treat it as a credit card and it works out fine. I have also withdrawn using my debit card.

It could be made clearer on the site though. Who's got that lever?

You have to ask?

I had no credit card option on the list. Apparently I was asked for ID 2 months ago. Kev told them where to shove their ID and I now have the option.


You don't think I'm that stupid do you? ;)

;thankyou; Kev

I recently had to deposit on Blonde using my debit card. A week or so later I was checking my bank statement and £50 had went out to someone called  Int Proc Serv Sale. I phoned the bank and they couldn't tell me where it had went. I scratched my head for 2 days then phoned the bank again to report it to the fraud squad. The lady on the line said it seems to be a gamgling/gaming site  ;oopsy;

Very strange name for an account though isnt it?

Most of the sites I have used don't have their own payment processing in their own name.

On the BlondePoker website:

http://online.blondepoker.com/banking/deposit_methods/credit_cards

• IPSL   (International Processing Services Limited)
• PPSL  (Payment Processing Services Limited)


We’re sorry if you’ve been surprised to see these names on your card statements. Rest assured that they’re all part of Blonde Poker.

1 quick question - is it possible to transfer between accounts on blondepoker? If so will someone please PM me if they are able to do a $100 transfer from their blonde account to mine and i will transfer $100 from my pokerstars account to theirs :)

I will have 1 banana each way at 1000/1 on a monkey winning the blonde league provided the above is possible

Good job on the format, I will play in all the F/O's, leave the rebuys to the mad fish with massive bankrolls :()


Miners4win

Matt, yes it is possible to do a transfer on blonde, the person who is doing the blonde end needs to speak to a cs advisor, and give them your blonde poker room screen name and real name .... Im sure someone will help you out.

PS . I have just this second got back from Ireland, and am trying to catch up with emails and PM's so bear with me if you are waiting for a reply, I hope to be up to date by about midnight ...neverends ;)

get your finger out twiggy! ;)

This league is mine, so I'll have a virtual 50p on 'any woman' please :)

Won't be able to make the opener tomorrow as I'll be busy being stood up by Bolt :D

just wait til they day you meet though:) will be a good day indeed:)

following last nights decent result in the $10 rebuy on stars and the fact that a Blondeite has done me a huge favour with a Stars/Blonde cash swtich i will be partaking in as many of these events as possible and due to my good run of recent form i have decided i now wish to wager TWO virtual bananas at the agreed bookmaker odds of 1000/1 :)

I had been trying out how i could get both myself and babymonkey playing to give us double the chances but only owning one broadband line it looks like i'll have to rely on my luck rather than his skill :(

if you think im buying over 1000 bananas for you to not collect u got another thing coming  rotflmfao