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1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes  out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,  where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

I dont think this is a famous one but ages ago i was in the betting shop one afternoon there was a jumps race and AP McCoy was on the jolly out in front cruising coming down to the last two fences and the only thing near him was 3 lengths back being scrubbed along, he had a high perch on the horse so instead of looking over his shoulder to see if anything was coming at him he looked between his legs and the S.I.S commentator said.." AP has a look between his legs and likes what he sees"

Classic! They on youtube or anything?

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A women walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.  ;scarymoment;

David Coleman commentating on the great Cuban 800 metres runner...

"there goes Alberto Juantarino.. he opens his legs and shows us his class..."

a couple of TMS classics

Brian Johnston..."the bowlers' Holding the batsman's Willey"


and the great Johnston/Agnew exchange that had them both corpsing on air

"Botham tried to get his leg over but he couldn't"....cue stifled giggles, then outright corsping then a stifled "Oh shut up Aggers" from Johnston

Johnno's classic:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"


One of the funniest moments ever on radio was when Johnno mentioned a batsman not being able to get his leg over (the wicket).  Not that hilarious in itself, but for a good few minutes afterwards all the commentators were unable to speak as they were in tears of laughter.  One of those things that you can't help but laugh along to.  Genius.

I must type faster...

Can't believe that Tighty has posted EXACTLY the same as I did. (or more accurately, I posted what he did).

very strange.


type quicker

Me and Kev were typing the same things in the chat box at Des the other day.  I'm getting worried...



Bloody telephone rang halfway through my reply.  Some of us have work to do...

some of  us manage to pull off several things at once.

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Fnar fnar

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You got that up quick!

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I'd like to double her entendre!