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Hi guys.  I need a couple  (well 10) poker quiz questions but heres the thing.  I am looking for the kind of questions that need a bit of working out.


here is the kind of thing I am looking for (and yes I got it from here years ago)  ;)


Ok holdem game Five players first hand.. here are the starting hands. IF all players go all in and have the same number of chips who is the most likely to win the hand and win the game



Player one    Aspades  Kh

player two  7h  2c

player 3  Ad  Ac

player 4  Kc  Ks

player 5  Ahrt  Kd






That kind of thing.      hope you guys can help. please post them on here or pm me.  (oh and I need the answers too) hehe




btw  its great to back and I will see you all in the league games   woooohooooooooooooo

2) A man walks into the middle of the desert, and sees the five of spades, he then turns around, walks 500 metres, and sees the Queen of diamonds.  If he turns around and walks 300 metres, what card will he see?

Sherrif had a load of those types of questions in the blonde bash quiz - I think he posted them all somewhere....

here they are.  It's poker, casino games and gambling, but you might be able to pull a few of them out to use.  The answers are on the last page of the thread:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=22993.15

Heads up, pre-flop which hand is favourite to win (if all five board cards are seen)?

 Qd Jd or  5s 5h

excellent stuff..   

Depends which site you are playing.

If its Blondepoker, is Kev involved in the hand and does he have the QJ or 55?

;D

Very valid point.  Needs a caveat in there somewhere!

NLHE:

HU, on the turn Player A is in the lead,  But he can at best only split the pot on the river. Name the hands of player a and player b.

this is a good one.  Not got a clue, but will give it a bash.

 7h

If you say it's not you're a liar

does this work? (edit - answers self - no)

player A  3c 4d
player B  2d 3s

board  Ad 3h 5c 6s

A 7 gives him a winning straight, so no.

oh what have I started  <grin>

I realised it failed on first test - a 2!  ::)

nooo, I posted this ages ago but can't find it now and it's really bugging me :D

it involves 22 & 23  or  33 &  23?

player A: 3c 4d
player B:  2s 3d

 Ahrt Aspades Kd Kc (or any two overpairs without straight draws)

EDIT - no that doesn't work either.  I give up.

Bolts correct I think,  Matt was first to get the question right before I think

 the AA and KK would be a split pot regardless, not split at best for player A.

unless the river is a 2 or 3, then player A wins :)

close but no cigar!

Not if there was a 2 or 3 on the river.

edit: What she said. 

Must type quicker, must, type quicker...

damn the search not working!

 5c 5d  6h 6s

 3h 3c v  2h 4c



No, that doesn't work either.

looks good to me Kin - you just need to swap round the starting cards between player A and player B.

Edit - where did it go!?!?!  This was in reply to the correct answer which has wandered off  - not the one above my post now!

ok then ::)

just responding to ficticious answers in desperation now, let it go!! ;D

It was wrong.  I found a flaw in it.  Back from a phone call.  Now I'm going to crack it!!!

player a had Mr Bun the baker and Mrs Bacon the butcher's wife

player b had Master Hose the fireman's son and Miss Bacon the butcher's daughter

the board reads Master Bun, Mr Bacon, Miss Constable and Mrs Hose.

Which ever card comes on the end now it gives player b a bigger full house and an extra £33.80 in child support payments!

too easy, next!!

player a:  2c 3d


player b:  2h 2d



 Ac Aspades Kd Kh

Damn - beaten to it.

nh, wp, gg.....




























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lol  ul

I believed you :D

What is the worst ranking of hand ( for example a royal flush is the best) in hold em that is the nuts after the river?

In omaha what are the 3 ways a player can hold the nuts after the river with starting hand  9d 3d 3h 3s?

Editted for clarity

 2d 3c ???

Nuts as in you are the only winner and the pot can't be split?

that could be any hand where you hit quads with one hole card (i.e. 7 2 with a board of 222 xx (where x and x are not a pair). 

are we looking for a hand where both hole cards are used?

 Qs Qh on a  2d 3c 7s 9c Qd board.

Three of a kind - Queens.

???

I might have misinterpreted the question incorrectly.  But three of a kind with queens was the lowest ranking hand that i could find that I know I have the nuts on the river. 

Is that not what the question was?  The answer is probably wrong anyway!!! ;D  (I guess the 9 could be an 8 to give me a lower kicker...)

what if you have  2h 3c and the board is

 Ad 4c 5h Ts 9d

You have a straight, which ranks higher than a set in my book! 

You've gone for the lowest starting hand, I've gone for the lowest 5-card hand at the end. 

Yeah thats the right answer  Qc Qd on a  Qs  8h  7d  3s  2h the ranking of this being three of a kind queens with 8 7 kicker. Is the nuts on this board. If you try it with 3 jacks, you will always end up with a straight possible.

I really am terrible at phrasing questions.

I liked it.  I got one right!!!!!!   ;sark;

ah my misread - i thought we were talking about hole cards still  ;noflopshomer;

In that case Kinboshi, I take back my ??? and offer you these:

 ;topman; ;letsparty; ;mexicanwave; ;kneelsucker;