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Title: Few questions need an answer Post by: tantrum on June 10, 2007, 10:12:42 AM Can't take a crediot for those questions but tbh never thought about them before:
1. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? 2. Why is abbreviated such a long word? 3. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 4. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 6. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 7. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra? 8. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? 9. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door? 10. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it? 11. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? 12. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 13. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: RED-DOG on June 10, 2007, 10:23:07 AM #8 is my fave.
Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 10, 2007, 10:48:46 AM Why did Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?
Why when I was younger and was crying, would my parents say to me -"do you want me to give you something to cry for?" Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: Karabiner on June 10, 2007, 11:03:48 AM Why do they waste youth on the young ? :tikay: Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: tantrum on June 10, 2007, 12:42:50 PM Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: wader leg on June 10, 2007, 12:58:39 PM What did petrified forests do to make them all so scared?
Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: boldie on June 10, 2007, 01:55:18 PM what would flushy do in this situation?
Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: barhell on June 10, 2007, 02:41:22 PM Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? Also why is water more expensive than oil. Both are sourced from deep down and either pumped up or in the case of some water naturally comes to the surface. Oil once sourced has to be refined to become petrol, water obviously needs bottling. Petrol is taxed heavily by the government water not so much me thinks so why is bottled water more expensive per litre most of the time?Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: CelticGeezeer on June 10, 2007, 04:00:21 PM Y is dislecsick so dificult to spel.
Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: The Sweeney on June 10, 2007, 05:39:25 PM Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: Karabiner on June 10, 2007, 06:31:27 PM Why is a mouse when it spins ? Title: Re: Few questions need an answer Post by: tantrum on June 11, 2007, 12:39:30 AM Why is a mouse when it spins ? |