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Title: I'm bored
Post by: fearisthekey on June 16, 2007, 01:35:21 PM
Just out of hospital after major surgery. Cannot play poker cos I'm doped up to the gills on 3-500 codeine (very morish).
Can anyone recommend a good website to keep me amused, a decent game demo, etc? I'm bored to death, despite being in opiate heaven.

ps. nurses are hot


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: Enzyme_ on June 16, 2007, 01:37:51 PM
www.miniclip.com

www.albinoblacksheep.com


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: JungleCat03 on June 16, 2007, 01:57:26 PM
Step 1. Watch the back catalogue of peep show. Don't worry if you've seen them all, they're tremendously rewatchable  /  more-ish

http://www3.alluc.org/alluc/tv-shows.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=692

Step 2. Repeat step 1.

Step 3. Pop a few more pills.

Step 4. Have a browse on 2+2 under the pretence you're educating yourself on poker theory whereas you're actually looking for amusing photoshop creations and titillating stories about Brandi whoring herself out to dirty old men for poker buyins.

Step 5. Get someone to make you an omelette. Have them put cooked onions, chopped tomatoes, bacon, sweetcorn, cheese (medium cheddar) and mushrooms in it, served with a side salad and some toast cut into triangles. Eat omelette with cup of tea.

Step 6. After all that work, time to take it easy and have a rest. You need your strength!


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: TightEnd on June 16, 2007, 02:10:34 PM
I am off to patent that 6 step recovery plan

and then market it to people leaving hospitals for £17.99 a week and via adverts in Somerfield and Heat magazine. Maybe Womans weekly too. Possibly readers digest. Maybe Maxim. Daltons weekly? no auto-trader. The Economist. Certainly.


brand name "Panther recovery services"


personally step 5 sealed the deal for me


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: bolt pp on June 16, 2007, 02:17:43 PM
Just out of hospital after major surgery.


lengthening or widening?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: fearisthekey on June 16, 2007, 02:21:32 PM
 rotflmfao

tyvm all

any good poker clips on youtube you know of? I love especially the run ins.

Go Tony! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWjgXqimleI


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: madasahatstand on June 16, 2007, 02:22:10 PM
Just out of hospital after major surgery. Cannot play poker cos I'm doped up to the gills on 3-500 codeine (very morish).
Can anyone recommend a good website to keep me amused, a decent game demo, etc? I'm bored to death, despite being in opiate heaven.

ps. nurses are hot


how about a game of spades? do you know how to play? if you fancy a game give me a shout?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: fearisthekey on June 16, 2007, 02:24:34 PM
Just out of hospital after major surgery.


lengthening or widening?
Brain transplant. But the brain rejected me.

He did attempt some transgendrification, but couldn't pull it off.

In my recovery period I feel myself being drawn to MMORPG (www.mmorpg.com), so if I get into that, no need for tickle tackle, eh?


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: fearisthekey on June 16, 2007, 02:27:28 PM
what's 'spades'?

nurses are so hot. Caring profession matched with uniforms. I go back next week, can't wait. Another 3 days of opium and bed baths, but I'll survive.


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: madasahatstand on June 16, 2007, 02:36:38 PM
what's 'spades'?

nurses are so hot. Caring profession matched with uniforms. I go back next week, can't wait. Another 3 days of opium and bed baths, but I'll survive.


lol, is this all nurses you stoned person?? lol.; spades is a card game. you can play it on yahoo and its great fun. when i become bored on the poker, i can always find myself a partner on yahoo to have a few games with. if you fancy learning let me know:)


Title: Re: I'm bored
Post by: lazaroonie on June 16, 2007, 09:47:35 PM
, i can always find myself a partner on yahoo

 ;boltpp;