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Title: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: lazaroonie on June 19, 2007, 07:06:38 PM A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Delboy on June 19, 2007, 07:08:30 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2007, 07:14:25 PM lololololol......x
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Graham C on June 19, 2007, 07:17:10 PM LOL :D
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: ripple11 on June 19, 2007, 07:18:09 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Dewi_cool on June 19, 2007, 07:18:58 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Eck on June 19, 2007, 07:21:48 PM ;D
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: AdamM on June 19, 2007, 07:27:23 PM first time I heard that joke it was Seve's Ex-wife.
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: booder on June 19, 2007, 07:31:49 PM always nice to see one of Tarby's jokes getting a run out :D
Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2007, 07:33:38 PM always nice to see one of Tarby's jokes getting a run out :D PMFSL Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: raab11 on June 19, 2007, 10:36:20 PM very good m8 shame about the 'ive heard it b4 crew' Title: Re: a joke to lighten the mood.... Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 19, 2007, 10:48:55 PM From the Friday night Project:
Allan Carr mentions that Sharon Osborne had met Camilla Parker Bowles and Sharon says she had told Camilla that she had nice breasts. Justin Lee Collins asks if they were "enhanced" To which Alan Carr replies - "if you had a face like that surely you're not gonna waste money on a boob job" Sooo funny, well I thought so. Geo |