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Yes EVENT 8 is upon us, and all to play for !

Tonight at 8.30 is a $10 Pot Limit OMAHA FREEZEOUT

with the league getting congested at the top, this could be a decisive game in consolidating a top 10 league place in readiness for the final push to glory .... GOOD LUCK ALL ... AND SEE YOU AT THE TABLES !

i think its only fair to warn u all there is a 99% chance i will be entering this event so you will all be playing for 2nd

dont say i didnt warn you

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Don't forget I am an Omaha champ now.  ;)

is omaha easy? i need points :)

Check out the website www.theresmoreskillinsnapthaninomaha.com for a full explanation...  (or maybe i'm just bitter cos i cant play tonight ;))

just a reminder that the latest league standings can be found here http://www.blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/10215

Today i will spend reading up on omaha..if i have time that is..

I'm going to play this (if I'm back in time).  I don't have a clue what I'm doing with Omaha (so exactly like holdem), and I'm just going to practice the advanced method of declaring 'POT' whenever I've got a half-decent hand and hope the poker gods look on me in favour.

sleeves rolled up for this one, will be there.

Careful on the bubble Silage ;)

Kev..........it wont let me register for this event

Msn me mate.

LOL ... meet me half way mate ... deposit some money  ;surrender; ;surrender; ;surrender;

is it not a freeroll ?

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I haven't played omaha before either but might just give it a go....it cant be that hard right???

I'm in.

Dear Mr Colchester Kev,

RE: blonde league

At the time of writing, I am in grave danger of finishing the abovementioned league with a grand total of zero points.  Oh the shame and embarrassment.  I would therefore be eternally grateful if you could do whatever you can within your power to ensure that I am seated with a lovely pair of gents who go by the names of Kingpoker and Kinboshi, thus significantly increasing my chances of scoring some points.

Yours sincerely

Ms Claw

Dear Ms Claw

In reponse to your kind note, I would like to assure you that i will do everything in my power to grant your requested table arrangements, If the said Kippers were for some reason appointed another table, I could always offer you tikay in their place.
I wish you well in your quest for points, and may offer you some reassurance that if Kinboshi can earn league points, ANYONE CAN !!

Good luck and may your poker god go with you.

Yours

Mr Colchester Kev.

HOW VERY DARE YOU!

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Err is this a real site coz nothing is coming up?

Dear Ms Claw

RE: Defamatory Comments

It has been brought to my attention that you have felt it necessary to bring my reputation into question by aligning being placed at my table in a poker tournament to having a greater chance of winning.

Although this could well be the case, you have partaken in a number of these events already - some of which I was present at your table, and others I was notable by my absence.  You managed to accrue a grand total of 0 (zero) points.  Therefore, my participation in these events seems to be completely unconnected to your lack of success, which instead should obviously be attributed to your gills, scales and fins.

Of course, having KingPoker on your table would certainly improve your chances as he is one of the most skilled artisans at donking off chips to other players. He is also Welsh.

Regards,


Kinboshi (Mr)


PS.  Kev - GFY.

26 so far.... Thats 260 points for me :)

I will be forwarding this on to a certain Mr Robert HM to clarify whether what has been maliciously aimed at myself in bold outline can be construed as slanderous. If this turns out to be the case, i will be taking the author of the post, a Mr Kinboshi, employee of the northern mining company and chairman of the "all englishmen look like a bunch of drag queens" committee to court where damages and loss of earnings will be claimed for myself, to increase the flock!

I bid you a good day and may someone cover up your gills and suffocate you.

yours Sincerly
                 Mr KingPoker

Dear Mr Kinboshi,

I was under the impression that for comments to be defamatory they must also be untrue.  I am therefore a little perplexed by your suggestion that there were any such comments contained within my letter to Mr Kev.

I am rather confused about your reference to gills, scales and fins however.  My mate Gill is away on holiday at the moment, so I can't she how she is to blame.  As to my scales - lots of heavy people are very successful in the world of poker from what I have seen.  You might be right about the fins though - copying their style of play has got me into some trouble.

I wish you the very best of luck tonight - you will need it.

Ms Claw

All these letters are requiring the BB ASBO analizer

For comments to be libellous or slanderous they need to be untrue.  Also, to receive loss of earnings there has to be some earnings to lose in the first place.

The case for the defence rests your honour.

What are the odds of us three (and the main kipper himself, Fat Boy Slim) all being on the same table tonight?  It'd have to be the table we start on of course, rather than the final table...

LOL - the odds of you and kingpoker both being on the final table would be astronomic

Before you dragged ones name through the dirt, i was guaranteed to win tonights omaha competition but now as you have basically described ones self as an aquatic animal i will now be prejudiced against and ones raises will not be respected. You are welcome to observe myself not winning tonights match which will act as concrete evidence to my case and the court proceedings.

The prosecution rests.

Missed the start...

wish i had too :D

Gave Iron some help, I know he will need it :)

iver taken out farmer giles who thought he would reraise my call reraise with top 2 pair (fish) and i called with my set and won

I had a lack of patience tonight.  Itsyerman has pushed me off two really nice hands early on (even earlier) and I had some lovely starting hands that completely missed.  I'd seen you win a nice pot with a mincy hand (pair of kings or something like that) and when you raised me I thought you were on a flush draw :D    I'm a bit too hungover for omaha today.

Good luck all, I'll concentrate more next time!

np mate

another one bites the dust

Registered for this earlier, no probs. when tourney starts table doesnt pop up and says 'error' i contact online help, he suggests log off and on again only to be told in another error 'poker lobby cannot be found and must close, contact support' how can i contact support if i cant get in to the lobby? anyone help me here?

Im on it CATHER add me to msn   email deleted

WELL!! that was interesting. I may never play holdem again LOL

Must admit to being a little distracted as doing well on an mtt at the same time, but managed 5th and a return on my money.
 ;sark;

little tip to remind myself not to spend a couple of hours playing 2 tables of PLO8 before sitting down at a PLO mtt

kept forgetting which game i was playing

And yet you ended up 4th.
 ;applause;

gg wp!

Nice win Moskvich ;applause;

Obviously deviated from the starting-stack strategy.

Good game fella :)up

wasnt hard i had you to my right all night easiest UTG blind steal in history

Thank you thank you thank you...

Good game all and good fun as always. wp and unlucky to bluffer, and apologies for all my plays that brought the good name of omaha into disrepute. Cheers.

Well, I guess you always need a Plan B.

 ;applause;

I think I have just knocked Tikay off his 8th spot  ;yippee;

Watch out boys im coming to get ya  ;nemesis;

Nice one Suze :)

I guess Bluffers knocked me into 2nd, going to have to have words with myself for the next one!

Nice win Moscvitch ... i refer you to your post on the Mansion thread ;)

WP Bluffer too, he will go top once the results are added to the league standings ...

36 runners tonight so thanks to everyone ...

2 events to go now ... a $5 NLHE LIMITED rebuy (2 and a top up)

And the league culminates in a $20 freezeout with 2500 starting chips, a 15 min clock AND $300 added to the prizepool !!

ALL TO PLAY FOR, still very tight at the top.