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Title: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: johnbhoy76 on July 01, 2007, 10:37:19 PM
Eyewitness accounts.

America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

Glasgow "C*** wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him"

America:"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane!"

America:"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"Fuck this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life"

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

America:there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

America:"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: mickyp on July 01, 2007, 10:54:06 PM
Sheer quality john just like rab c at his best.


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: madasahatstand on July 01, 2007, 11:18:03 PM
flipping hilarious:) :)


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: scotty2hatty on July 01, 2007, 11:26:57 PM
Bloody class


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: Swordpoker on July 02, 2007, 03:04:38 AM
 rotflmfao


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: BigTomatoes on July 02, 2007, 07:32:21 PM

 only in Glasgow would a suicide bomber end up in hospital after being battered by a baggage handler.


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: Sark79 on July 02, 2007, 08:02:37 PM
lol   excellent 


Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: boldie on July 02, 2007, 09:18:53 PM
and actually true

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Title: Re: The differing reaction to terrorists attacks in Glasgow & USA
Post by: fearisthekey on July 02, 2007, 09:21:49 PM
and actually true

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/



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