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Title: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: tikay on July 03, 2007, 07:04:17 PM http://www.deathclock.com/ Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: The_duke on July 03, 2007, 07:15:10 PM Must have typed it in wrong -- I am already dead -- no flowers please -- all donations to Old Poker Players Trust Fund
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: tikay on July 03, 2007, 07:16:50 PM Reckons I got 14 years left. GREAT site! Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Claw75 on July 03, 2007, 07:16:58 PM i've got 41 years left yet.
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: bolt pp on July 03, 2007, 07:20:03 PM Must have typed it in wrong -- I am already dead -- no flowers please -- all donations to Old Poker Players Trust Fund alternatly pm Tikay for account details Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Rooky9 on July 03, 2007, 07:21:40 PM 28 years left for me... bit depressing the prospect of dying at 52!
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: The_duke on July 03, 2007, 07:25:28 PM did it right this time -- July 2044 -- result -- get in 89 years young
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: bolt pp on July 03, 2007, 07:27:28 PM Mine cant be calculated
(http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg) Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: fearisthekey on July 03, 2007, 07:33:13 PM nice site.
big factor is how long your relatives tend to live. Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: bolt pp on July 03, 2007, 07:39:48 PM what happens if you are predicted another 30 years but then get hit by a bus next week?
I would go straight up to jesus(if he's about, or they might have a v.ip section or something) and i'd say "wtf is going on with the world, famine war and desiese all over the gaff, capitalism has corrupted every one, the earths in a bad way and that death site is a load of shit" Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: AdamM on July 03, 2007, 07:43:08 PM clocking out 2046 aged 73
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: fearisthekey on July 03, 2007, 07:43:17 PM what happens if you are predicted another 30 years but then get hit by a bus next week? lol. i'm sure jesus will smite themI would go straight up to jesus(if he's about, or they might have a v.ip section or something) and i'd say "wtf is going on with the world, famine war and desiese all over the gaff, capitalism has corrupted every one, the earths in a bad way and that death site is a load of shit" Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: phatomch on July 04, 2007, 03:45:40 AM Reckons I got 14 years left. GREAT site! wow.. the guiness book of records will have tk as the oldest man alive in 12 years time what a great site... except I will pop me clogs on my brothers 80th b' day and him 4 years later, thats a good excuse for not buying a present or card .... sorry bro but the t' intnet said I would be 6 foot under. Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: ericstoner on July 04, 2007, 03:52:25 PM I've got about 15 mins left............................and i'm chip leader with 8 left.
Are well them's the breaks. Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Tragic on July 04, 2007, 04:00:54 PM Lol I managed to die 72 years ago apparently. On the serious side March 2080 4 days after my 93rd birthday bebe!
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Bigfella on July 05, 2007, 09:44:15 AM Very nice... I'm gonna pop off on Christmas Eve 2029.
At least I wont have to bother buying presants.... ;nana; Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Bainn on July 05, 2007, 01:39:50 PM Bugger, guess I will not be playing at the WSOPE after all..........Sunday, 19th August 2007
(http://www.bain.uklinux.net/bugr.jpg) Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Bainn on July 05, 2007, 01:47:41 PM Well, at least Harmony fairs a lot better.......
(http://www.bain.uklinux.net/better.jpg) Harmony does reckon that "Tikay" may have, er, "Misread" his info to get another 14 years. Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Bainn on July 05, 2007, 01:58:14 PM And I'll miss the openning of "Dusk Till Dawn" ! ! ! !
Damnation ! ! Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: RED-DOG on July 05, 2007, 01:59:16 PM That clock is a crock of crap. As a fat smoker I get 23 more years, as a thin non-smoker I get 23 more years.....
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Bainn on July 05, 2007, 02:06:35 PM That clock is a crock of crap. As a fat smoker I get 23 more years, as a thin non-smoker I get 23 more years..... PHEW ! ! Guess I wont cancel my pension....... Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: lucky_scrote on July 05, 2007, 04:33:48 PM Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, July 8, 2073 Seconds left to live... 2,082,976,113 65 more years to live...ill take it xD Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: hans47 on July 05, 2007, 04:46:24 PM set to live till 81 what is it like to be that old tikay?
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: tikay on July 05, 2007, 04:49:02 PM set to live till 81 what is it like to be that old tikay? I can't remember..... Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: Digger on July 05, 2007, 05:10:47 PM May 31st 2053.......that'll make me 93 ;tk; Don't mind as long as I can still play poker & watch Liverpool F C ;yippee;
Title: Re: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Post by: AndrewT on July 05, 2007, 05:24:18 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19421.0 (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=19421.0)
I'm only linking to the old thread because I nearly just posted the exact same joke in this one. Also, the old thread links to an even older thread on the same subject. |